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[bad guy]

I have very little time so I eat the beans with milk like cereal.

 

[highrider]

I see the black coffee contingent has shown up. I know you’re tough and all, but you don’t have to choke that stuff down and mess up your stomachs. You know you want that cream and sugar. Don’t be all French pressed.

 

[GymWolf]

Not a coffee guy myself (i prefer cold thèa), i only eat coffee ice cream on occasion.

My colleagues are addicted to coffee tho.

 

[Tesseract]

da beszt parda wakering ahp ish fogers inna caaaahhhhppp

ZEEEEE HAAAAW

 

[lock2k]

It has to be as black as the skin of my asshole and as bitter as the typical era poster for it to be coffee to me

 

[triplestation]

I have no shame sometimes I'll just eat the grounds

 

[Kadayi]

Coffee is shit.

Drink English tea

Milk, no sugar

Fin.

Ironic given your name

 

[MilkyJoe]

Ironic given your name

Milky Joe is a coconut man, but I see what you did there.

 

[Kadayi]

Milky Joe is a coconut man, but I see what you did there.

Well turn you into a bona-fide coffee drinker yet Joe. There is still time to save your soul from eternal damnation. Give up the leaf and embrace the bean in all its majesty.

 

[Tesseract]

milky joe have you ever had glacial milk pg tips tea before real talk you wanna transcend the matrix or not

add a drop of honey and lemon, maybe a little l-t and some crushed caffeine

baby you is slurping the tree of life

 

[manfestival]

The great thing about coffee is that you can customize it however you want. You want sugary then add creamers and/or sugar. You want festive then add peppermint or pumpkin spice.
This is very different from something like a Cola. Where the only real customization is adding other colas to your drink. However, we all know that the only people that do this are subhuman peasants.

 

[s34ab]

I feel like I'm the only person on the planet who absolutely despises coffee and tea. I've tried them repeatedly, but never found any that I cared for in the slightest.

 

[T8SC]

Never tasted it because I hate its smell. Can't even get it close to my lips.

 

[Inloveanddeath0]

I don't really drink coffee anymore. I do enjoy it but I prefer EnDrinks or soda for the caffeine

 

[Codes 208]

i consider myself a mocha frappe person. Or what my friend calls “coffee milkshake”.

da beszt parda wakering ahp ish fogers inna caaaahhhhppp

ZEEEEE HAAAAW

 

[navii]

We went to visit an organic coffee farm in Hawaii, we had to drive through these private properties on a windy overgrown path fit for a BMX in a rental car, most inhabitants had pick up trucks. It being a first time in the US, I was scared as hell. Felt like we were in drug lord's land. Stressful as all hell. Anyways we learnt that the reason starbucks coffee has a consistent taste is because they burn their beans.

 

[Cato]

I only drink Kopi luwak.
Cunth taught me how to make it myself. God bless his soul.

Feels like the coffee is part of me.

 

[AV]

3 cups a day at work, black, no sugar.

When I wanna get up early on a weekend and play some games I'll make a cup of this stuff, which has roughly the same caffeine content as 5 monster energy drinks: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0725D3C5S/