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PixelatedBookake said:
Tbh I think this came about due to me spending six months hitting the gym and not talking to women, so when I felt super confident and looked muscular in the mirror every morning, I felt I had enough confidence to pull off one of those "porn scenarios." Reflecting on it, I think that's the root of problem
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Women don't work like that, muscles and I seriously doubt they are as impressive as you think you are,do not work the same as big tits to men when it comes to attraction.
 
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BKatastrophe said:
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I'm trying to sleep over here. Stop trying to make me laugh into a heart attack.
 
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The OP without even know it just pitch us "40 year old virgin 2". Let me get a stab at this thing: In "40 year old virgin 2: college times" for obvious reasons, the plot does not revolve around our beloved hairy-as-shit Andy, but his son: Larry. This sweaty, awkward, hard-all-the-time naive motherfucker isn't a success with the lay-dees like his father was in his early 40s. He struggles and fails without any resemblance of dignity...until one day, he meets Megan in a library and everything changed. Our new hero talked to her like a pro, rubbed one out in the bathroom when she left and dreamt about a lifetime with this female. Days came and went and after a failed attempt to fingerbanging her, goes back to his room and reflects upon his recent actions. It was in this very moment that he had a revelation...which if you wanna know what it was, you'll have to wait a little longer! "40 year old virgin 2: college times" is coming this summer by the same studio that gave us massive hits like "Knocked Up", "Neighbors 1 AND 2" and many more! Starring Michael Cera as "Larry", Natalia Dyer (you know...Nancy, from Stranger Things...that chick that while she was gettin' dick her bestfriend was dying) as "Megan", Seth Rogen as the creepy and gross professor, James Franco as the head of the university and Michael Scott reprising his role as "Andy".

I'm so sorry for that.

Op, this was your first real attempt to score or something with a girl? Well it takes time to not fuck shit up like you just did, but yeah...you should probably offer her your most sincere apologies and try to play it cool around her (avoid any weird eye contact or joke). Don't beat yourself too much. Yes, what you did was kinda weird but at least you didn't actually forced her to do anything so congrats on that. But...yeah, take a step down and try to make it less weird next time.
 
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Holy shit. Is this real? This is real. You really did that. Wowwwww.

Don't do that.
 
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PixelatedBookake said:
Okay see, what my thought process was here was pretty simple.

I thought:

After the final, I won't see her on a regular basis.

Instead of going through the hoops of asking her out, deciding on a place, and whatever, which I didn't feel like doing, I figured, "If I ask this and she doesn't reciprocate, there is only one more class before I never have to see her again"

I wouldn't be heartbroken by this, I just have a thing for her and that's it.
I was thinking that if I did this, I wouldn't be putting anything on the line unlike a date where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing

It's like XCOM.
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Lmfao

I'm going out on a limb here, but I have a feeling you're not that good at XCOM either ;P
 
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PixelatedBookake said:
Okay see, what my thought process was here was pretty simple.

I thought:

After the final, I won't see her on a regular basis.

Instead of going through the hoops of asking her out, deciding on a place, and whatever, which I didn't feel like doing, I figured, "If I ask this and she doesn't reciprocate, there is only one more class before I never have to see her again"

I wouldn't be heartbroken by this, I just have a thing for her and that's it.
I was thinking that if I did this, I wouldn't be putting anything on the line unlike a date where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing

It's like XCOM.
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Well you're right about that,

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PixelatedBookake said:
Okay see, what my thought process was here was pretty simple.

I thought:

After the final, I won't see her on a regular basis.

Instead of going through the hoops of asking her out, deciding on a place, and whatever, which I didn't feel like doing, I figured, "If I ask this and she doesn't reciprocate, there is only one more class before I never have to see her again"

I wouldn't be heartbroken by this, I just have a thing for her and that's it.
I was thinking that if I did this, I wouldn't be putting anything on the line unlike a date where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing

It's like XCOM.
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Yup. Human interaction and courtship is just like XCOM. Carry on my man, you got this.


Seriously, gamers and women.
 
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Maybe three minutes was too long. She said she didn't have time. Probably should've asked for two minutes or even 90 seconds before giving up.
 
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NumberThree

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I don't understand what went wrong. I recommend taking the same approach in any future encounters.
thecouncil said:
Maybe three minutes was too long. She said she didn't have time. Probably should've asked for two minutes or even 90 seconds before giving up.
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"Can I at least stick my finger in for a second?"
 
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Amikami

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Damn, couldn't even buy the girl a drink first, huh.

Don't sweat it. You're pretty young and you're still learning. Nothing to be ashamed of that you haven't kissed or had sex. Don't compare yourself to others and go at your pace, but for the love of God, just ask the girl on a date and don't expect to bang on the first date. Every girl is gonna be different. They have their own pace.Take it a bit slower. Actually take it a lot slower. A girl will give you more signals if she's interested. When she played off you coming onto her, that was your first sign.

PixelatedBookake said:
Okay see, what my thought process was here was pretty simple.

I thought:

After the final, I won't see her on a regular basis.

Instead of going through the hoops of asking her out, deciding on a place, and whatever, which I didn't feel like doing, I figured, "If I ask this and she doesn't reciprocate, there is only one more class before I never have to see her again"

I wouldn't be heartbroken by this, I just have a thing for her and that's it.
I was thinking that if I did this, I wouldn't be putting anything on the line unlike a date where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing

It's like XCOM.
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Holy shit. I take back the don't sweat it. Dude what the fuck. I least have the decency to offer some cash. You deserve the letdown and embarrassment.
 
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PixelatedBookake said:
So, afterwards we walk to her car and ask she begins to put her stuff in the vehicle I say something along the lines of "Hey if it's cool with you, do you wanna 'fool around' before heading off to class?" She asked what does "fool around" mean. I said "nothing crazy" Then she laughs and says "I have to get to class" and then I say "How about for three minutes?" she says no again and I accept the rejection and say goodbye and start to leave.
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Always-honest

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Just tell her sorry for yesterday and tell her you become awkward when you're around her because she's so amazing.

Wow... some of you people have a really weird idea of how relationships and sex work.. Are you religious by any chance?
 
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PixelatedBookake said:
So the other day, I (a 20 year-old guy) was studying with this girl in my Econ class. We'd been sitting next to each other all semester and I've come on to her a few times during the semester and she'd mostly play it off in jest. I was a little serious, but didn't expect anything to come out of this.

Well, the other day, we texted each other about meeting up after class to study in the library. We study, she has a good time, she finds me pretty funny so there were a lot of laughs going around. It was at this point I had planned to ask her if she wanted to "fool around" in her car before she left for class.

Fooling around was me thinking we could make out or me finger her or whatever, but I digress...


So, afterwards we walk to her car and ask she begins to put her stuff in the vehicle I say something along the lines of "Hey if it's cool with you, do you wanna 'fool around' before heading off to class?" She asked what does "fool around" mean. I said "nothing crazy" Then she laughs and says "I have to get to class" and then I say "How about for three minutes?" she says no again and I accept the rejection and say goodbye and start to leave.

It was a little awkward, but I feel like I went about that very poorly. After battling depression and hitting the gym for six months, this was my first real shot at getting involved with girls again. It's kind of embarrassing, but I've never kissed or girl or sex or anything due to my low self-esteem and confidence issues in the past. But now that I over came those issues, I feel as if my first try this year was me being oblivious and dumb.

I'm open to take advice on how to improve myself in this department.
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You sound dumb and a future sexual predator.
What is the matter with you? Serious question.

PixelatedBookake said:
Okay you might have a point, but I didn't think she was a good match for me dating wise she cute and whatnot but we don't have much in common. Maybe this is due to my inexperience, but the dates I have gone on in the past went nowhere and I was out $20 bucks. And that was with girls I thought I had chemistry with.
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PixelatedBookake said:
I was making a joke, but okay. I wasn't thinking that in the moment.
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So she's not good enough to date but good enough to fingerbang?
What exactly led you to think that something like that would work? You realize you basically sexually harassed her right? Being young is not an excuse for being foolish and acting entitled because you got a few extra muscles. Work on your brain first before working on your dick.
 
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Clefargle

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Lol OP proudly carrying the torch of GAF relationship cringe threads. What made you think she wanted to fool around? Sometimes, subtlety and charm go a lot farther than "wanna get fingured"?
 
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PixelatedBookake said:
Okay you might have a point, but I didn't think she was a good match for me dating wise she cute and whatnot but we don't have much in common. Maybe this is due to my inexperience, but the dates I have gone on in the past went nowhere and I was out $20 bucks. And that was with girls I thought I had chemistry with.
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That's a really unhealthy way to view dating.
 
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Ark

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That has to be one of the most cringe-worthy things I've ever read OP. God knows what thought process you'd have to go through to think that would be an acceptable thing o say in the situation :lol

This thread is wonderful.
 
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