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[EatChildren]

You know the rule: If it exists, there's a porn of it. Well, video game Lollipop Chainsaw exists (we have the review to prove it). And now there is the inevitable adult video version of it.

Slated to be released next week, the movie is called Tia's Geek Cosplay FUCK! (ティアのヲタコスのFUCK!), and it comes per request of Tia's fans, apparently. Tia even dresses up in the various, special outfits Lollipop Chainsaw offered.

These folks not only know their video games, but their correct eff word usage!

Kotaku.

 

[Tempy]

I approve.

 

[Jintor]

Oh god, the temptation to say GAMES JOURNALISM is so tempting

oh too late i said it

 

[Mr Touchdown]

Good

 

[Acquiescence]

If it's Japanese porn then it sure isn't worth watching.

 

[G.O.O.]

That's not Juliet, and where the fuck is Nick

Spoiler

Hope at least Mariska is in it

 

[Jb]

I read the title as:

Tia's Geek Cosplay.

...

FUCK

 

[Backfoggen]

Tia's Geek Cosplay FUCK!

Japanese titles are the best.

 

[Acquiescence]

That's not Juliet, and where the fuck is Nick

Spoiler

Hope at least Mariska is in it

Under her skirt performing the most cunning of lingus?

 

[reptilescorpio]

So does it have zombies in it or not? I couldn't work it out from the article at Kotaku.
This is important information to me as a gamer.

 

[Uncle Rupee]

She's cute and probably screws like a minx, but I'm not sure if she scratches the blonde, blue-eyed fetish that the game's fans probably suffer from

 

[Rei no Otaku]

Japanese porn is terrible. So much screeching and crying. Just makes me uncomfortable.

 

[SJRB]

Waiting for a western version with Lexi Belle.

 

[Kajiba]

I wonder what took so long with a game like this.

 

[Bomber Bob]

Happy star

 

[kiyomi]

The chainsaw has a black dildo incorporated into its design.

Convenient.

 

[Khezu]

Will wait for the western remake.

 

[Violet_0]

I'll be there day 1

 

[ajim]

Thank you for awaring me of this and the model.

Sign me up!

 

[Drencrom]

Slated to be released next week, the movie is called Tia's Geek Cosplay FUCK! (ティアのヲタコスのFUCK!), and it comes per request of Tia's fans, apparently. Tia even dresses up in the various, special outfits Lollipop Chainsaw offered.

Straight to the point.

 

[SJRB]

Straight to the point.

It's like someone was dictating the title and then dropped his mug of coffee or something.

 

[neorej]

Waiting for a western version with Lexi Belle.

You and me both.

 

[Alex Connolly]

Ashcraft gettin' paid.

 

[Currygan]

damn, that is not Anita Dark

 

[tolkir]

 

[thehypocrite]

Has a better chance of being localized than any jrpg.

 

[Violater]

Whats the point its all going to be blurred out anyway

 

[Mr. Poolman]

So it will sound like she is not enjoying herself like most of Japanese porn?

 

[EhrgeizVII]

I shall watch this.

 

[DerZuhälter]

Japanese porn? No thank you.

Don't like race car sounds [slightly NSFW lower the volume!].

 

[Derrick01]

Waiting for a western version with Lexi Belle.

*nods*

I can't watch japanese porn since I don't get off on what looks like rape. I also don't get the whole censoring thing, it defeats the purpose of porn.

 

[JustAnotherOtaku]

Day one!

 

[Blablurn]

:-o

 

[Triple Da G.O.D!]

A Cosplay JAV about Lollipop Chainsaw huh? OK.

Better would be Jessica Nigiri or Tara Strong in the parody version of this.

Call me when that drops. Thanks.

Spoiler

Gonna watch the fuck outta this shit!!

 

[JustAnotherOtaku]

Wonder if it will reach the lofty heights of the recent Rebuild of Evangelion JAV? That one was close to a 10/10.

 

[Fraeon]

*nods*

I can't watch japanese porn since I don't get off on what looks like rape. I also don't get the whole censoring thing, it defeats the purpose of porn.

You can just imagine you're playing Custer's Revenge. I hear some people get off to that.

 

[LiK]

thanks for the heads up, EatChildren lol

 

[Augemitbutter]

what a miscast. needs more euro blonde.

half japanese would've been fine though.

 

[vareon]

Oh god, the temptation to say GAMES JOURNALISM is so tempting

oh too late i said it

But Kotaku is a blog, not a news source, aren't they allowed to have fun once in a while?

 

[Jintor]

But Kotaku is a blog, not a news source, aren't they allowed to have fun once in a while?

Eh, it's just playing off their protestations of serious games journalism in the serious games journalism thread

 

[FunkyPajamas]

But Kotaku is a blog, not a news source, aren't they allowed to have fun once in a while?

Once in a while, sure.

 

[Shadybiz]

Waiting for a western version with Lexi Belle.

yep

I can't watch japanese porn since I don't get off on what looks like rape. I also don't get the whole censoring thing, it defeats the purpose of porn.

And yep.

 

[Tenki]

This is relevant to my interest.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

edit: damn it beaten

 

[Mileena]

Where's the Rosalind and Mariska lesbian scene? That's all I'm in for.

 

[rvy]

That's not Jessica Nigri.

 

[legacyzero]

I'm not sorry that I clicked the link within the link within the link.

Strangely, I want to play Lollipop Chainsaw now.

 

[Square Triangle]

Oh, it's Japanese. What a waste. The chipmunk chirping and screaming is just awkward.

 

[eznark]

Bookmarked for the next time Totilo gets on his high horse.

 

[Robso]

I think it's only fair that Jessica Nigri now does an English version.