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Malia Obama caught on camera smoking dank weed

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I'm sorry but i'm finding it hard to believe that it was dank. Where's the proof? Dank isn't something you can just see, you have to experience the dankness to know that it is dank. I'm sorry Mr. President's daughter but i don't believe it was dank weed.
 
First things first, pot should have been legalized years ago. In fact, it never should've been illegal to begin with. Definitely not when other much more harmful substances like alcohol and cigarettes are perfectly legal.

That being said, what are the weed laws in Illinois? Because if it's illegal there and ordinary citizens get punished for it, this should have repercussions as well.

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A law has been passed in July of 2016 that decriminalizes possession of small amounts of marijuana and regards it as a civil offense instead of a criminal offense. Up to 10 grams of marijuana may be possessed, with fines ranging from $100 to $200. [59]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_in_the_United_States#Illinois
 
Big 'ol "So what" from me, not that my opinion matters.

I would like Obama to reschedule weed, as a last fuck you before he goes.

Though I do hope that she's careful while injecting the marijuanas...shared needles can lead to pregnancy.

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Regginator said:
Because if it's illegal there and ordinary citizens get punished for it, this should have repercussions as well.

Well, no arrest was made at the scene, and there's also no way they could prove it was weed since it's over now (all hearsay now), so there shouldn't be any repercussions.

Edit 2: Also, just saw the video. If this is all there is, than there is nothing here. It's very brief, and it could very well be explained away as a cigarette.
 
Not her silly. The government.

I don't blame her at all. I am criticizing the hypocrisy of our government.



Umm. Heard of possession charges?
Tons of people get caught smoking weed and nothing happens to them, it's more a matter or some officers letting it slide and others not. I also doubt the police goes after someone if they see a video of them smoking a joint at a
fucking concert of all things.

Framing this as government hypocrisy is beyond absurd. She smoked a joint at a concert in a state where you can smoke medicinally and as it happens thousands of other times, there wasn't a police officer there seeing who was smoking grass or not, end of story.
It's not like Obama called an emergency cabinet meeting "Quick we uh... need to bail Malia out of this before a SWAT team charges in and takes her down."
 
I expect there will be a few people who makes fools out of themselves trying to paint this as a big deal.

It will be delicious to watch.

Bams gonna joke about it when asked.
 
Fine her ass, so dumb. Who doesn't make mistakes at that age tho?

She should know better though, if you're the presidents daughter, you gotta follow the laws a bit more strictly. Your dad kinda helps make them for Christ's sake.
 
Oh agreed for sure. If there was proof, and if she was caught at the scene, then she should have to pay the fine like anyone else. The law is the law, and no one should be above it.

Eh, I imagine that the 100-200 fine isn't enforced 100% for first offenders.
 
You are all missing the real point.

Malia was able to dodge Secret Service long enough to smoke a joint in public

The Obamas are ninjas, confirmed.

The girl has spent the last 8 years of her life practicing evading Secret Service.

I imagine they're only trained to protect a captive individual, not one that is actively trying to avoid them.
 
My biggest takeaway is that I learned Lollapalooza is still a thing that exists.

I thought they stopped making those in the early 00's.
 
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The only reason this should shock anyone is if they haven't set foot on a private college campus in their lives. Smart rich girls like to get high and dance promiscuously. It's what they do. And they are overwhelmingly successful in life in spite of (maybe partly because of) doing so.
 
The only reason this should shock anyone is if they haven't set foot on a private college campus in their lives. Smart rich girls like to get high and dance promiscuously. It's what they do. And they are overwhelmingly successful in life in spite of (maybe partly because of) doing so.

because that's the time for many of these women to develop a certain sense of agency and confidence, without any parental figure to restrict them in their personal development by telling them how "a girl" should or should not behave.
 
because that's the time for many of these women to develop a certain sense of agency and confidence, without any parental figure to restrict them in their personal development by telling them how "a girl" should or should not behave.

Exactly. Which is why the Obama-didn't-raise-her-right crowd is full of shit.
 
Tons of people get caught smoking weed and nothing happens to them, it's more a matter or some officers letting it slide and others not. I also doubt the police goes after someone if they see a video of them smoking a joint at a
fucking concert of all things.

Framing this as government hypocrisy is beyond absurd. She smoked a joint at a concert in a state where you can smoke medicinally and as it happens thousands of other times, there wasn't a police officer there seeing who was smoking grass or not, end of story.
It's not like Obama called an emergency cabinet meeting "Quick we uh... need to bail Malia out of this before a SWAT team charges in and takes her down."

The only thing that's absurd is that weed is considered a schedule 1 drug and that people are serving life sentences for nonviolent crimes related to weed.

THAT'S ABSURD.

it is government hypocrisy when the President, the President's daughter, and pretty much anyone with a brain knows weed should be at least completely de criminalized.

Hillary is not for weed legalization either. I thought Democrats were the party of science? Ah only when convinient I see.

(I know Republicans are worse on this issue so don't go there... )
 
Exactly. Which is why the Obama-didn't-raise-her-right crowd is full of shit.

having your dad be the POTUS is certainly not awesome, but having Barry and Michelle Obama as your parents will give Malia and Sasha a great foundation to achieve great things, if they so desire.
 
She should have waited until her dad was no longer in office.
We laugh and joke no big deal.


But meanwhile how many people will be arrested for simply having some flakes of weed in their car today when pulled over? The answer is too many.

How many people will be arrested for simply lacking the common sense of not smoking in public, too many

How many lives will be ruined today because they are not the son or daughter of a politician? Too many, especially in inner cities

Be nice if Obama finally did something about our ridiculous marijuana laws after 8 years. If you sense a tint of anger in my voice, it's because I doubt Hillary will do anything until it benefits her 4 years from now.
 
Poor Radar Online, they thought they had the scoop of the year, post it online going "Hey everybody! The President's daughter smokes weed!"

And then checks the following reaction:
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Seriously, fuck celebrity gossip media, most worthless people in the world. :P
 
The only thing that's absurd is that weed is considered a schedule 1 drug and that people are serving life sentences for nonviolent crimes related to weed.

THAT'S ABSURD.

it is government hypocrisy when the President, the President's daughter, and pretty much anyone with a brain knows weed should be at least completely de criminalized.

Hillary is not for weed legalization either. I thought Democrats were the party of science? Ah only when convinient I see.

(I know Republicans are worse on this issue so don't go there... )

Relevant video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWWOJGYZYpk

This is an absurd situation.
 
No? She's in the public eye, with her father running the country. That looks bad for him if his daughter is breaking laws.

The only sarcasm was the "fine her ass" part of that.

bad judgement? sure, but teenagers gonna teenage. Surprise!

Malia is a smart girl I'm sure. They only thing her trying weed shows is that everyone should be able to do so without getting arrested.

oh nooooooo, not the horrible completely harmless drug that makes everybody relaxed.

That her daddy's government considers a schedule 1 drug... The problem is not her using it, the problem is that everyone should be able to.
 
There's evidence of him using a far more dangerous drug so I'm not sure what he can say about it.

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Oh, he'll try, but he'll look like more of a fool.
He's actually a teetotaler. Trump doesn't drink any alcohol. His older brother was an alcoholic who died and warned him about alcohol. Trump never drank after that and is personally very anti alcohol.

That may just be a symbolic toast.
 
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