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[Rentahamster]

My penis is community property. Anyone who wants to experience it can get on the waiting list.

I hear it's exclusive AF

 

[nush]

My penis is community property. Anyone who wants to experience it can get on the waiting list.

 

[Peggies]

Good morning boys! So, we changed topic from big breastmilk tiddies to penises?
Yay!

 

[haxan7]

Good morning boys! So, we changed topic from big breastmilk tiddies to penises?
Yay!

I go where ever god takes me

 

[Peggies]

I go where ever god takes me

Well, god is a lucky guy

 

[nush]

Well, god is a lucky guy

If god hangs out in the public toilets of the local park that is.

 

[Star-Lord]

Here let me explain. Take my penis - you know how it's mine and I own it? So I can do whatever I want with it because it's mine, right?

I forgot where I was going with this analogy.

What’s a penis?

 

[Richard Packer]

My penis is community property. Anyone who wants to experience it can get on the waiting list.

That's called being a 'whore.'

 

[Rentahamster]

What’s a penis?

More profitable than McDonald's and tastier, too.

 

[Star-Lord]

More profitable than McDonald's and tastier, too.

Where can I buy one?

 

[nush]

That's called being a 'whore.'

No, he does it for free.

 

[Richard Packer]

No, he does it for free.

Being a whore in the name of God is still being a whore.

 

[Tschumi]

That YouTube thread was a heady sojourn into politics was fun for a moment, glad it got shot in the head, prefer to argue about sex worker girlfriends and shit than that ouroboros.

Me trying to get people to join in with NFL predictions:

 

[Star-Lord]

That YouTube thread was a heady sojourn into politics was fun for a moment, glad it got shot in the head, prefer to argue about sex worker girlfriends and shit than that ouroboros.

Do you mean sex workers and shit or sex workers and shit? Because I think Rent is still offering discount on the latter.

 

[Peggies]

"God's Whore" is actually a nice name for a band .

 

[Tschumi]

Do you mean sex workers and shit or sex workers and shit? Because I think Rent is still offering discount on the latter.

Now you just got me picturing a gigalo who pooped himself calling his slimfit jeans "mah fayncy paynts"

 

[Tschumi]

Good morning boys! So, we changed topic from big breastmilk tiddies to penises?
Yay!

That's the gif to end all gifs rofl

 

[Star-Lord]

Now you just got me picturing a gigalo who pooped himself calling his slimfit jeans "mah fayncy paynts"

I mean, not to cast aspersions or owt, but I’m wearing slimfit jeans as I type. Make of that what you will.

 

[Tschumi]

I mean, not to cast aspersions or owt, but I’m wearing slimfit jeans as I type. Make of that what you will.

 

[nush]

but I’m wearing slimfit jeans

another fat bitch wearing Lycra legging because she think it makes her look slim.

 

[Star-Lord]

another fat bitch wearing Lycra legging because she think it makes her look slim.

Honestly, it’s like trying to stuff the Pillsbury Doughboy into an empty Pringles tube.

 

[nush]

Honestly, it’s like trying to stuff the Pillsbury Doughboy into an empty Pringles tube.

Chris. buys Skinny Jeans.

 

[Star-Lord]

Chris. buys Skinny Jeans.

I guess I never left part of my emo teen phase behind. I just wish I had the hair instead of the jeans.

 

[Peggies]

I mean, not to cast aspersions or owt, but I’m wearing slimfit jeans as I type. Make of that what you will.

Oh no, come on, don't do that

 

[BigBooper]

This reminds of a story of a lady with many flaps and folds who went to the doctor to complain obout a pain in her breast. As the RN started to examine her, she lifted up the troublesome breast and Oreo cookie fell out from somewhere in the chasm as the woman exclaimed "oh my!"

This was told to me as a true story and I liked it so much I never doubted.

 

[nush]

This reminds of a story of a lady with many flaps and folds who went to the doctor to complain obout a pain in her breast. As the RN started to examine her, she lifted up the troublesome breast and Oreo cookie fell out from somewhere in the chasm as the woman exclaimed "oh my!"

This was told to me as a true story and I liked it so much I never doubted.

morphed urban myth.

The Asian Oreo Breast Feeding Ad Exposed | Urban Myths

So you’re hungry for a few Oreo cookies and you want milk with that. You look in the fridge and…nothing. Bet you didn’t think of using breast milk to satisfy your cravings. But Oreo’s ad agency has, and an ad it created for an advertising conference has “leaked” out, pun intended. via the NY...

www.urbanmyths.com

 

[Peggies]

I just wish I had the hair instead of the jeans.

Like this?

OK, OK that's enough. Don't be sad or mad!

 

[Star-Lord]

Like this?

OK, OK that's enough. Don't be sad or mad!

Hah, no, not quite that bad. I did have a hell of a fringe, mind, and my hair was dyed jet black. I guess I wasn’t a true emo, in the sense I didn’t wake up everyday wanting to slit my wrists while listening to My Immortal by Evanescence.

 

[BigBooper]

morphed urban myth.

The Asian Oreo Breast Feeding Ad Exposed | Urban Myths

So you’re hungry for a few Oreo cookies and you want milk with that. You look in the fridge and…nothing. Bet you didn’t think of using breast milk to satisfy your cravings. But Oreo’s ad agency has, and an ad it created for an advertising conference has “leaked” out, pun intended. via the NY...

www.urbanmyths.com

This was way before then, like 2001.

 

[Richard Packer]

I wear skinny jeans to enhance my bulge.

 

[Thaedolus]

Like this?

OK, OK that's enough. Don't be sad or mad!

 

[Rentahamster]

Oh no, come on, don't do that

Only 90s kids will get this.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Only 90s kids will get this.

This & mom jeans are making a comeback. I prefer the skinny Jean thing tbh.

 

[haxan7]

i saw it so you have to see it too

 

[Star-Lord]

That’s 55 seconds of my already pitiful life I’ll never get back. Still, it could be worse, I could be them.

 

[Rentahamster]

i saw it so you have to see it too

That's my fetish.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

That’s 55 seconds of my already pitiful life I’ll never get back. Still, it could be worse, I could be them.

Positivity breeds positivity. Negativity breeds negativity. Your life has more value than you realize.

 

[Star-Lord]

Positivity breeds positivity. Negativity breeds negativity. Your life has more value than you realize.

What does neutrality breed?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

What does neutrality breed?

Neutrality. Nothing wrong with that. I try to stay even keeled as I can.

If you like Podcasts and education, Andrew Huberman does great scientific breakdowns about how your brain chemistry works (or rather our understanding of it thus far). I have not yet watched his video on depression, but I do recommend his podcast for anyone with an interest. He's got some great guides/info/tools across a broad range of topics related to mental wellbeing. His latest is on controlling your dopamine. I'm mid-way through and love his format.

Here's his episode on depression:

 

[Star-Lord]

Neutrality. Nothing wrong with that. I try to stay even keeled as I can.

If you like Podcasts and education, Andrew Huberman does great scientific breakdowns about how your brain chemistry works (or rather our understanding of it thus far). I have not yet watched his video on depression, but I do recommend his podcast for anyone with an interest. He's got some great guides/info/tools across a broad range of topics related to mental wellbeing. His latest is on controlling your dopamine. I'm mid-way through and love his format.

I might try and give that a listen before bed.

Thanks for the recommendation.

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[Thaedolus]

My wife is flying to Disneyland with other grown women today and leaving me alone with our two kids for three days. So I shared this with her

 

[Kilau]

looks like she weighs about 250 lbs

Yeah but 80 of those lbs are boobs.

 

[nush]

My wife is flying to Disneyland with other grown women today and leaving me alone with our two kids for three days. So I shared this with her

She's gonna have a great time with the girls.

 

[NickFire]

My wife is flying to Disneyland with other grown women today and leaving me alone with our two kids for three days. So I shared this with her

I cannot imagine telling my kids that my wife is going to Disney and we are all staying home. You must have the patience of a saint.

 

[Thaedolus]

I cannot imagine telling my kids that my wife is going to Disney and we are all staying home. You must have the patience of a saint.

Well one is 3 and one is 8 months, and we already went as a family earlier this year. But since it was a total shit show with little kids, the ladies decided they wanted an all adult trip. Because you know, the dozens of other times they’ve all been over the years just weren’t enough.

On the flip side I’m getting two man only trips out of this: a ski trip and trip to Vegas to see the Raiders this winter.

 

[Rentahamster]

On the flip side I’m getting two man only trips out of this: a ski trip and trip to Vegas to see the Raiders this winter.

Not a bad deal. Hopefully the deal will not be altered and pray it isn't altered further.

 

[Richard Packer]

Well one is 3 and one is 8 months, and we already went as a family earlier this year. But since it was a total shit show with little kids, the ladies decided they wanted an all adult trip. Because you know, the dozens of other times they’ve all been over the years just weren’t enough.

They just want to get plowed by big burly men.

 

[haxan7]

They just want to get plowed by big burly men.

The big burly men who inhabit Disney:

 

[Rentahamster]

The big burly men who inhabit Disney:

Watch out Thaedolus he's packing some length on his stick.