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[Maiden Voyage]

I too own a mortar and pestle. It was purchased for preparing delicious fresh guacamole.

We’re basically the same person.

 

[teezzy]

So I am having a bowl of soup and I hand ground some black peppercorns & dried green onion in my mortar & pestle (don’t ask). I sat down and started eating the soup and was surprised at the heat. The intensity kept building. How the hell are black peppercorns this fucking hot? It took me a minute to realize I had last used the mortar & pestle to grind up some my the wife’s dried firecracker pequin peppers. 50k - 100k scoville rating.

That’s a spicy bowl of chicken & wild rice.

Lately I've been smashing this scorpion pepper sauce

It's delicious but I was curious why it was kicking my ass so hard.

Then I checked the scoville online

Allegedly these scorpion peppers are just below Carolina reapers... I didn't know that upon purchase but maaaaan hahaha

Great sauce though

 

[BadBurger]

I too own a mortar and pestle. It was purchased for preparing delicious fresh guacamole.

I bought mine to crush dried cardamom. Ended up using it for cardamom once and like twenty different things afterwards (including guac).

 

[Thaedolus]

Well I've got a gun safe in the back of my truck. Wasn't expecting to pick one of those up today...

 

[haxan7]

I bought mine to crush dried cardamom. Ended up using it for cardamom once and like twenty different things afterwards (including guac).

I forgot I actually did plan to use mine to crush up seasonings. I did that for maybe a year then stopped. I was buying those big 1 pound bags of dried rosemary, thyme, etc from amazon. I might have a few of them still.

 

[BadBurger]

I forgot I actually did plan to use mine to crush up seasonings. I did that for maybe a year then stopped. I was buying those big 1 pound bags of dried rosemary, thyme, etc from amazon. I might have a few of them still.

There's an Indian-owned store near me that has a spice section that is unbelievable. I'll try to get a pic of it next time I visit. But they have rack after rack of every spice one can imagine in various quantities from tiny bags to large restaurant-bulk ordinances. I have so much spice in my pantry it's silly thanks to them.

 

[azertydu91]

Lately I've been smashing this scorpion pepper sauce

It's delicious but I was curious why it was kicking my ass so hard.

Then I checked the scoville online

Allegedly these scorpion peppers are just below Carolina reapers... I didn't know that upon purchase but maaaaan hahaha

Great sauce though

Nice I'm always trying to find a really hot sauce but they aren't easy to find in France. This Carolina reaper sound so tenting, I've never tried something so high on the scoville scale... When I was a kid I used to eat fresh pilipili pepper when I helped my mother buying groceries and I loved it but they're only between 50000 and 175000 on the scale.

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[BadBurger]

 

[badblue]

 

[Zeroing]

The smell obviously.

Smells like codfish?

 

[Star-Lord]

Good morning, you beautiful motherfuckers. How are we all today?

 

[Star-Lord]

teezzy , do you still play Fortnite? If so, add my Epic account (iamchriscoops) and we'll tear up the island one day.

 

[Peggies]

Good morning, you beautiful motherfuckers. How are we all today?

Good! How are you?

 

[Peggies]

Is anyone playing "The Dark Pictures Anthology"?

Next part will take place in HH Holmes' murder hotel. He's one of my favoutite serial killers. So excited .

 

[Star-Lord]

Good! How are you?

I'm great, thanks for asking! What are you up to on this fine Tuesday morning?

Is anyone playing "The Dark Pictures Anthology"?

Next part will take place in HH Holmes' murder hotel. He's one of my favoutite serial killers. So excited .

I downloaded The Man From Medan when I saw it on the PlayStation Plus games catalogue, but I'm yet to play it.

 

[Peggies]

I'm great, thanks for asking! What are you up to on this fine Tuesday morning?



I downloaded The Man From Medan when I saw it on the PlayStation Plus games catalogue, but I'm yet to play it.

Ah well you know, all the fun stuff like changing diapers, washing vomit out of my hair... sometimes I miss work .

Play it! It's really entertaining.

 

[Star-Lord]

Ah well you know, all the fun stuff like changing diapers, washing vomit out of my hair... sometimes I miss work.

Play it! It's really entertaining.

I must admit that reading stuff like that really does make me think that not being a parent is a good thing. Then again, as an only child and with both my parents being dead, it sucks to know that our family line is about to come to an end. I'd take the changing diapers and washing vomit out my hair (good luck ruining my hair, you little punk, I have none!) if it meant I'd contributed something to this world and actually achieved something in life. Instead, I'm sitting here in the office, browsing a gaming forum, waiting to go home and play videogames and eat junk food. Yay(!)

I see that TDPA is made by Supermassive, so I'm assuming it plays similar to Until Dawn?

 

[Zeroing]

Good morning, you beautiful motherfuckers. How are we all today?

I am good, working while in the garden, feeling like a digital nomad.

 

[Star-Lord]

I am good, working while in the garden, feeling like a digital nomad.

See, now this is where I'm thankful for working in a cool, air-conditioned office. The UK is going through something of a heatwave at the moment, and I can't handle the heat at all. As a middle-aged, fat, bald man, it does not work for me whatsoever. I can wear shorts and light-coloured clothing all I want, but the moment I step into direct sunlight, I turn into an oversized sweaty mess.

 

[Peggies]

I must admit that reading stuff like that really does make me think that not being a parent is a good thing. Then again, as an only child and with both my parents being dead, it sucks to know that our family line is about to come to an end. I'd take the changing diapers and washing vomit out my hair (good luck ruining my hair, you little punk, I have none!) if it meant I'd contributed something to this world and actually achieved something in life. Instead, I'm sitting here in the office, browsing a gaming forum, waiting to go home and play videogames and eat junk food. Yay(!)

I see that TDPA is made by Supermassive, so I'm assuming it plays similar to Until Dawn?

Yeah well, being a parent is neither unconditionally great nor bad. It is what it is. But my little Dante is the nicest and funniest person I know so I'm ok with changing his shitty diapers and my hair smelling of his puke for a while.

Yes it's similat to that. Also interactive and choice based.

 

[Zeroing]

See, now this is where I'm thankful for working in a cool, air-conditioned office. The UK is going through something of a heatwave at the moment, and I can't handle the heat at all. As a middle-aged, fat, bald man, it does not work for me whatsoever. I can wear shorts and light-coloured clothing all I want, but the moment I step into direct sunlight, I turn into an oversized sweaty mess.

Oh well, here is not that hot anymore, I just felt like being in tune with nature... I think I can handle heat very well, cold not so much. I would freeze to death.

It is a great day today.


"also my dog step on a bee..."

 

[p_xavier]

See, now this is where I'm thankful for working in a cool, air-conditioned office. The UK is going through something of a heatwave at the moment, and I can't handle the heat at all. As a middle-aged, fat, bald man, it does not work for me whatsoever. I can wear shorts and light-coloured clothing all I want, but the moment I step into direct sunlight, I turn into an oversized sweaty mess.

I can't even stand travelling to Europe in the Summer anymore. I'm used to live at 16C. Even 20C is hot for me.

 

[Star-Lord]

Yeah well, being a parent is neither unconditionally great nor bad. It is what it is. But my little Dante is the nicest and funniest person I know so I'm ok with changing his shitty diapers and my hair smelling of his puke for a while.

I didn't mean to offend you.

 

[Artoris]

Oh well, here is not that hot anymore, I just felt like being in tune with nature... I think I can handle heat very well, cold not so much. I would freeze to death.

It is a great day today.


"also my dog step on a bee..."

"also my dog step on a bee..."

That sounds very gay

 

[Peggies]

I didn't mean to offend you.

No no not at all. Sorry, did I sound pissed? I'm not.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Has anyone done one of those 23 and me tests? Or something similar? I see they're on sale for prime day.

 

[Zeroing]

"also my dog step on a bee..."

That sounds very gay

Tell me you did not watch the amber heard trial videos without telling me you did not watch.

 

[Thaedolus]

Kids are both complete fucking pains in the ass and one of the only things that provides me continued joy and motivation to be better every day. Lots of sleepless nights and whining and poop to deal with, but the first time they say “dada” or “I love you daddy…”…it’s been worth it.

 

[Artoris]

Tell me you did not watch the amber heard trial videos without telling me you did not watch.

I have not watched it and I have not told you that I did not watch it

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Kids are both complete fucking pains in the ass and one of the only things that provides me continued joy and motivation to be better every day. Lots of sleepless nights and whining and poop to deal with, but the first time they say “dada” or “I love you daddy…”…it’s been worth it.

Yep. You don't know what love really is until you have a child. You may love your partner but it's not the same. You can live without them. I can't imagine living without my kid.

 

[Zeroing]

I have not watched it and I have not told you that I did not watch it

Yeah you also do not use Tick Tok

I already feel like one of those old millennials trying to be cool making jokes that only Generation Z will understand....

 

[Lady Jane]

Has anyone done one of those 23 and me tests? Or something similar? I see they're on sale for prime day.

Mine was hilariously wrong. My parents and entire blood family are Polish and I'm the first to be born outside of Europe. 23 and me claimed I was 39% Mexican and not a mention of Poland. My skin is as white as the paper I write on and I can't tan to save my life. My "Mexican heritage" is still a running joke with my friends. The results gave us more entertainment than we expected so I can't foul the company too much.

To their defense, they got my husband and sister right.

 

[haxan7]

Has anyone done one of those 23 and me tests? Or something similar? I see they're on sale for prime day.

my ex-gf said they aren't worth doing unless you pay for the advanced tests that show all your genetic disease predispositions (she knows about that stuff)

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Has anyone done one of those 23 and me tests? Or something similar? I see they're on sale for prime day.

I wouldn't because they can sell your data. I'm surprised they even charge for it tbh.

Kids are both complete fucking pains in the ass and one of the only things that provides me continued joy and motivation to be better every day. Lots of sleepless nights and whining and poop to deal with, but the first time they say “dada” or “I love you daddy…”…it’s been worth it.

Man, skip all the urine and feces and just get you a girl with daddy issues.

 

[Zeroing]

I wouldn't because they can sell your data. I'm surprised they even charge for it tbh.

Also they can use it to make clones and replace you, without you or your family to notice it.... wait was that from a movie ?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Also they can use it to make clones and replace you, without you or your family to notice it.... wait was that from a movie ?

 

[Thaedolus]

I wouldn't because they can sell your data. I'm surprised they even charge for it tbh.


Man, skip all the urine and feces and just get you a girl with daddy issues.

 

[Zeroing]

Yep that is my dream, can you imagine how many blowjobs an army of zeroing would do ? MUAHAHAhahahahahahah

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Yep that is my dream, can you imagine how many blowjobs an army of zeroing would do ? MUAHAHAhahahahahahah

I could always just dress up as you. Though, I'm nowhere near as handsome so it would always be a discount Zeroing. Maybe if you squint I could pass?

 

[Zeroing]

I could always just dress up as you. Though, I'm nowhere near as handsome so it would always be a discount Zeroing. Maybe if you squint I could pass?

Hmmm my entrepreneurial side is thinking of making a blowjob business.

 

[haxan7]

Hmmm my entrepreneurial side is thinking of making a blowjob business.

that's called being a prostitute bro

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My afternoon is wide open so I popped a gummy and am just going to enjoy the day. Work will suck the next 2 days so I'm not going let an opportunity go by.

 

[Thaedolus]

FedEx is still saying my Deck will arrive by end of day but it’s not out for delivery yet, come onnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Rentahamster]

Hmmm my entrepreneurial side is thinking of making a blowjob business.

Why stop at blowjobs?

 

[haxan7]

Why stop at blowjobs?

It's not a party til there's a ferret up someone's butt

 

[Rentahamster]

It's not a party til there's a ferret up someone's butt

That's where I come in!

 

[badblue]

Hmmm my entrepreneurial side is thinking of making a blowjob business.

 

[BadBurger]

Good morning, you beautiful motherfuckers. How are we all today?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

dabbin' on tha h8rs