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[IbizaPocholo]

How it starts.

That'll do Piggy.

 

[Lady Jane]

My brother in law is on the tinder game. He matched with a bartender that he always had a crush on. He asked for my help so I did the messaging. 6 messages. Got him a date for tonight and her number.

6 fucking messages. I am the bomb. PLUS I salvaged plans he had with another girl for tonight as well and that's now Saturday.

You boys are lucky I'm not bi because I would be stealing all your girls

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I had to get a filling fixed at the dentist this morning. I hate the dull pain that persists through the entire day. Don't skip your flossing kids.

Do you have a waterpik? Those work great.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Do you have a waterpik? Those work great.

I do and I hated it.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I do and I hated it.

Oh yeah? That's too bad. I hate flossing but I use the pick pretty regularly.

 

[Rentahamster]

Everyone loves a good pussy. My favorites are the hairless ones.

Mine are the broken ones that need rescuing.

 

[Thaedolus]

My brother in law is on the tinder game. He matched with a bartender that he always had a crush on. He asked for my help so I did the messaging. 6 messages. Got him a date for tonight and her number.

6 fucking messages. I am the bomb. PLUS I salvaged plans he had with another girl for tonight as well and that's now Saturday.

You boys are lucky I'm not bi because I would be stealing all your girls

I guess I know who to call if I ever get a divorce

 

[plushyp]

My brother in law is on the tinder game. He matched with a bartender that he always had a crush on. He asked for my help so I did the messaging. 6 messages. Got him a date for tonight and her number.

6 fucking messages. I am the bomb. PLUS I salvaged plans he had with another girl for tonight as well and that's now Saturday.

You boys are lucky I'm not bi because I would be stealing all your girls

Yeah, babe. Proud of you.

 

[EviLore]

My brother in law is on the tinder game. He matched with a bartender that he always had a crush on. He asked for my help so I did the messaging. 6 messages. Got him a date for tonight and her number.

6 fucking messages. I am the bomb. PLUS I salvaged plans he had with another girl for tonight as well and that's now Saturday.

You boys are lucky I'm not bi because I would be stealing all your girls

You should start a service tbh

 

[BadBurger]

I think I am experiencing some XenForo bug. There is a thread that I don't see in the Off-Topic section, but I know it exists and I am not ignoring it. If I open an incognito window I see it. This ever happen to anyone else?

 

[ThatGamingDude]

You should start a service tbh

Still waiting for that opening with Mod of War

 

[Star-Lord]

Forget a sub-name, I just wanna be part of the custom tag crew.

 

[Thaedolus]

Forget a sub-name, I just wanna be part of the custom tag crew.

I figure after 18 years I’m cool with vanilla

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Forget a sub-name, I just wanna be part of the custom tag crew.

Always down.
(to fuck)

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Or maybe: Neogaf's most sexually active asexual

 

[Thaedolus]

Always getting laid (by accident)

 

[Maiden Voyage]

There are too many potential options. Choice paralysis.

Surf N Turf​

Your privates are my business​

I fuck on the first date​

$30 Italian Blowie​

Mia Khalifa historian​

 

[Star-Lord]

Always down.
(to fuck)

Or maybe: Neogaf's most sexually active asexual

Always getting laid (by accident)

There are too many potential options. Choice paralysis.

Surf N Turf​

Your privates are my business​

I fuck on the first date​

$30 Italian Blowie​

Mia Khalifa historian​

All of these are amazing.

EviLore , do what you must.

 

[teezzy]

Tag begging is wack

 

[Thaedolus]

Tag begging is wack

Easy for you to say, fantastic piscis.

 

[Star-Lord]

Tag begging is wack

OK...?

 

[Peggies]

Forget a sub-name, I just wanna be part of the custom tag crew.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Tag begging is wack

Probably better than eating a PB & Tuna Sammy. Was that how you got yours? Or is there another tuna incident I'm not privy to?

I vote for 'Really handy'

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I vote preggies

 

[Peggies]

Tag begging is wack

 

[Peggies]

I vote preggies

Maiden Voyage posted that

and I was kind of like

 

[teezzy]

Probably better than eating a PB & Tuna Sammy. Was that how you got yours? Or is there another tuna incident I'm not privy to?

I enjoy seafood

Too much tuna?

www.neogaf.com

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I enjoy seafood

What do you call a person who keeps all the seafood for themselves?

 

[teezzy]

What do you call a person who keeps all the seafood for themselves?

Shellfish

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Shellfish

No a jerk

 

[Star-Lord]

I don't know who gifted me gold, but thank you. I always feel kinda awkward whenever someone does it as I don't know how to properly express my gratitude, but i'm always thankful.

 

[p_xavier]

I had to get a filling fixed at the dentist this morning. I hate the dull pain that persists through the entire day. Don't skip your flossing kids.

Advantages of a keto diet. No fillings for the last 5 years. Though my new dentist thought I was joking when I filled the health form about my conditions.

 

[Thaedolus]

wife’s female cousin: one of my mechanics was having an affair with my sales girl and that ended in flames

me: well I bet that was pretty convenient (wife) loves it when I get the axle grease out

Two sets of eyes rolled out of their heads this day…I remain triumphant

 

[Ionian]

You should start a service tbh

A Madam?

Top of the food chain.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I'm off to a wedding this evening. Thank you for all the entertainment today <3

 

[MudoSkills]

I always feel kinda awkward whenever someone does it as I don't know how to properly express my gratitude...

Request another name change.

 

[nush]

Some of you guys need to know a larp when you see one.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

It's never too early to start Christmas shopping.

 

[bronk]

Tag begging is wack

Wack......i dont use that word very much anymore. Need to correct that. Solid word.

 

[bronk]

I don't know who gifted me gold, but thank you. I always feel kinda awkward whenever someone does it as I don't know how to properly express my gratitude, but i'm always thankful.

Just suck em off

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Missed opportunity right there.

 

[Thaedolus]

It's never too early to start Christmas shopping.

Goes great with the axle grease

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Wtf ... They are showing Cornhole on ESPN. This is considered a sport now?

 

[Thaedolus]

Wtf ... They are showing Cornhole on ESPN. This is considered a sport now?

That’s how I’ve always viewed getting it in the hole

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Wtf ... They are showing Cornhole on ESPN. This is considered a sport now?

Is it part of the Ocho thing they do? I think it's becoming much more popular due to obesity being on the rise. Personally, I'd like to get into curling. I should really try to find a league or maybe start one.

 

[Thaedolus]

Is it part of the Ocho thing they do? I think it's becoming much more popular due to obesity being on the rise. Personally, I'd like to get into curling. I should really try to find a league or maybe start one.

Curling is actually really fun, took a class in college.

Anyway my 18 month old thinks the way to play a toy recorder is to put in backwards into the mouth then start screaming. Think I can RMA?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I don't like to shit talk my wife. I love her to death. This whole greenhouse project was a joint agreement between us. My only caveat is that I did not want to do any research ahead of time and that she would do that. I agreed to be the manual labor.

Well, we've been pouring the concrete pad for the foundation this morning. First batch goes down and it covers a few feet. I look at her and ask how many bags was that? 2. How many bags do you have? 11. We need like 5 times that amount and she bought the quick curing kind.

So now she is running to the nearest home improvement store to pick up 40-some more bags.

Anyway, as I was saying, I love my wife.

 

[Star-Lord]

Women, eh?

Can't live with 'em, can't fail at a simple enough DIY job without 'em.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Women, eh?

Can't live with 'em, can't fail at a simple enough DIY job without 'em.

Just to be clear, the work she's done on this whole thing has been exceptionally well done. It's nitpicking one misstep out of like 100 well executed ones.

If this was me doing it, it would have been 1000 times worse.

Also, I'm fairly certain the only reason it's bugging me is because I got little sleep last night due the wedding yesterday. I don't function well without sleep.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I think we've gone too far