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[depths20XX]

http://gizmodo.com/5833787/my-brief-okcupid-affair-with-a-world-champion-magic-the-gathering-player

Not the case whatsoever.

I thought this was gonna be about Brian Kibler since he met his fiance on okc. She's a good looking woman.

Lady in the article seems pretty shitty.

 

[Mexen]

It's pretty much a disaster being on dating sites.

Spoiler

Anime Is King

FTFY

 

[The Smoking Bun]

Yeah I was just about to step in and say AP is a child-beating shithead.

House makes Pokemon/Nintendo references here and there but it's subtle.

I'm not exactly the foremost authority on NFL and apologize for the comment
I had no idea who or what Adrian was besides MTG playing football player.
I have now added abusive shithead to the list of character qualities

Brennan Williams has full body pillows, and a pokemon gold cart attached to his chain. His twitter is basically all over the top weeb stuff. Guy is a legend.

Hopefully, this one doesn't have any skeletons in his closet. Seems like a like-able clown though

 

[Aaron Strife]

I'm not exactly the foremost authority on NFL and apologize for the comment
I had no idea who or what Adrian was besides MTG playing football player.
I have now added abusive shithead to the list of character qualities

hah it's ok. I'm not into sports at all, I only knew because he's from my state.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

lol

 

[BennyBlanco]

Hopefully, this one doesn't have any skeletons in his closet. Seems like a like-able clown though

He posts on 4chan a lot.

 

[bengraven]

From the outside looking in, it looks like comic books did it to themselves. Their fanbase is viewed as hostile to change and particularly uninviting.

Yeah, like when I've said that Marvel should do a reboot because the decades of stories and dozens of titles per franchise are out of hand and if I, a person who read X-men for 20 years, can't figure out what's going on without reading dozens if not hundreds of the comics from the last 2-3 years, then how is a new person going to get into them?

Every time I swear that if I said I wished Black Panther was white I would get less hate.

 

[adamsappel]

On Nickelodeon's iCarly, Carly dates a "bad boy" who turns out to collect Beanie Baby-type plushies.

I know this because I have a 12-year-old daughter. I swear.

 

[udiie]

Badass. However he is a real person and I was asking for examples from fiction.
Adrian is cool though.

he is not by any means cool in any way possible.
---oh my bad i see you corrected yourself, fair enough

 

[Kinyou]

I remember that article from some woman who went on a blind date and it turned out the guy was one of the top Magic players.

My Brief OkCupid Affair With a World Champion Magic: The Gathering Player

She's kind of an ass about it.

 

[Hylian7]

One for all the Amiibros out there

Okay this one got me.

 

[Violet_0]

 

[Teggy]

In one of the earlier seasons of True Blood, another vampire comes over to Bill's house and they have a pissing match over who is the better Wii golf player.

It was super awkward.

 

[FelixOrion]

Brennan Williams has full body pillows, and a pokemon gold cart attached to his chain. His twitter is basically all over the top weeb stuff. Guy is a legend.

I don't want to see anyone hating on Williams. Dude's awesome as fuck.

 

[Brakke]

I'm not exactly the foremost authority on NFL and apologize for the comment
I had no idea who or what Adrian was besides MTG playing football player.
I have now added abusive shithead to the list of character qualities

fo sho

 

[salty_Josh]

What about musical tastes? Maybe he listens to grunge metal or k-pop or something equally "unconventional"?

Spoiler

My favorite by far

 

[Azure Dream]

Damn, was just coming to post this.

Does she actually say "Like your Xbox or something?" in the movie/book?

 

[kulapik]

Damn, was just coming to post this.

Does she actually say "Like your Xbox or something?" in the movie/book?

She says it in the trailer, dunno about the book

 

[Hylian7]

Damn, was just coming to post this.

Does she actually say "Like your Xbox or something?" in the movie/book?

She actually says that in the movie. Idk about the book.k

 

[Acorn]

http://gizmodo.com/5833787/my-brief-okcupid-affair-with-a-world-champion-magic-the-gathering-player

Not the case whatsoever.

Dear lord was that written by a 12 year old girl?

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

Damn, was just coming to post this.

Does she actually say "Like your Xbox or something?" in the movie/book?

She says it in the trailer, dunno about the book

She actually says that in the movie. Idk about the book.k

My wife thinks she actually said Xbox in the book.

Spoiler

But she said it might have been PlayStation, she can't remember.

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

actual quote from the novel:

“Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Christian?” Holy shit. Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly.
“No, Anastasia it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck… hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t yet know what you’re in for. You could still run for the hills. Come, I want to show you my playroom.”
My mouth drops open. Fuck hard! Holy shit, that sounds so… hot. But why are we looking at a playroom? I am mystified.
“You want to play on your Xbox?” I ask. He laughs, loudly.
“No, Anastasia, no Xbox, no Playstation. Come.”

Oh god it's a Wii

Motion me with your waggle! Holy shit.

 

[Alcotholic]

I think he really wants Iwata.

 

[JerkShep]

actual quote from the novel:



Oh god it's a Wii

Motion me with your waggle! Holy shit.

It's a Ouya. Unconventional indeed, Mr Grey.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

He doesn't say unconventional, he says "singular." Is this going to be another one of those movie memes that sticks around for years despite having the wrong wording. Goddammit.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

http://gizmodo.com/5833787/my-brief-okcupid-affair-with-a-world-champion-magic-the-gathering-player

Not the case whatsoever.

Wow, Alyssa Bereznak is a really shitty person. Jesus.

 

[ZiZ]

actual quote from the novel:

“Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Christian?” Holy shit. Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly.
“No, Anastasia it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck… hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t yet know what you’re in for. You could still run for the hills. Come, I want to show you my playroom.”
My mouth drops open. Fuck hard! Holy shit, that sounds so… hot. But why are we looking at a playroom? I am mystified.
“You want to play on your Xbox?” I ask. He laughs, loudly.
“No, Anastasia, no Xbox, no Playstation. Come.”

Oh god it's a Wii

Motion me with your waggle! Holy shit.

that writing is terrible...

 

[Violet_0]

that writing is terrible...

almost reads like fanfiction

 

[MUnited83]

that writing is terrible...

Well, it is a fan fiction, so thats to be expected

 

[SnowFlakeCake]

Ma lawwwwwwwwd

 

[Korten]

This is a meme I can get behind. xD

At least we get something good from the movie.

 

[Dennis]

Ma lawwwwwwwwd

Charizard is pretty awesome.

 

[bobawesome]

Brennan Williams has full body pillows, and a pokemon gold cart attached to his chain. His twitter is basically all over the top weeb stuff. Guy is a legend.

The man's a boss. Asuka is the one truth in this world.

 

[red13th]

I don't think AD plays Magic the Gathering though, I thibk Chris Kluwe got him to hold the card box and took a picture.

 

[Acinixys]

http://gizmodo.com/5833787/my-brief-okcupid-affair-with-a-world-champion-magic-the-gathering-player

Not the case whatsoever.

What a crazy woman

Good looking, rich and successful hedge fund manager who turned his hobby into a career

BUT HE PLAYS MAGIC LOL WHAT A LOSER

 

[Cindres]

These are straight up gold. That PC Masterrace comic, oh my.

 

[daniels]

I think i remember that vin diesel plays dungeons and dragons lol

 

[BKatastrophe]

I think i remember that vin diesel plays dungeons and dragons lol

Helped write the most recent edition if I'm not mistaken. He a big ol' nerd. When people heard he signed a contract for the MCU, the first conclusion was that he'd be Vision. He then proceeded to drop his knowledge bombs about the Vision.

 

[Stereogatari]

I hate the quote in OP's title. It's one of those that will gratingly be repeated over and over.

 

[Kinyou]

actual quote from the novel:



Oh god it's a Wii

Motion me with your waggle! Holy shit.

I heard people say that it's written like fan-fiction, and damn, it really is