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My coworker thinks I'm stalking her because I found her home address on a website

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RionaaM

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A Sunhi video and a Mandrake summary. Even OP's coworker would be proud. OP, you should send her a link to this thread to her personal email.


Nah, just kidding. Please don't do that.
 
Ray Wonder

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
RionaaM said:
A Sunhi video and a Mandrake summary. Even OP's coworker would be proud. OP, you should send her a link to this thread to her personal email.


Nah, just kidding. Please don't do that.
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Glad you put the bolded OP would've done it
 
H

Htown

STOP SHITTING ON MY MOTHER'S HEADSTONE
jadedm17 said:
1. Not by blood.
2. Everyone is related if you go back enough.

Pick one.
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andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
ItIsOkBro said:
brother's wife's niece...brother's..wife's..niece...

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boy that's your niece as well
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OMG!

🤔🤔🤔🤔

jadedm17 said:
My brother was born in 71, me 87 and his wife I believe early 80s. The girl I tried to kiss was my assigned date for my brothers wedding two years prior where she was 16. At the time of the rejection I believe she was 18 and me 20.
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If anyone is ever confused by why some women are mortified by regular interactions with guys, I'll submit this. I can't reach OP, he's too close to the light.

Family members, related by blood, were assigned to be together at a wedding. They were both young and she was still a minor. So OP decides this was a unique opportunity to kiss her. Maybe he's leaving something out but that only reinforces the idea behind oppressive sexism. These situations are routinely misinterpreted but OP blew right past the family angle or how some of the interactions where kinda forced and decides this meant he could kiss her.

One of these things is a red flag for most of us and he just saw a false red flag.

I'm not innocent in misinterpreting things with the ladies, so I'll just apologize. I'm sorry, to any woman who can hear me. This is a mistake.

Now, I'll reinforce that I've never misinterpreted my relations with family members. We usually put added family members in our family. 'Yeah, he family' has been said more times than i could count. It's probably, somewhat related to the liberal usage of fucking people who were family generations ago.

I mean, pick someone else.

Out of all the shit said, this may be the most horrifying thing in this thread. An 18 year old girl, who you were related to, had to reject you. Where is her safe place? Not at the family BBQ. She's getting ready, to be social today and can't feel relaxed, at a complete level, at family functions. How pathetic is that?

If we are interested in removing oppressive sexism, how are we not disgusted with this? Women talk about this all the time. They always have to be on guard. They always receive cat calls and sexual harassment on the street. And they can't even trust their uncle, by marriage, to not take his shot.

There is not enough face palms in the world.
 
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Gattsu25

Banned
Jpop said:
I mean you still don't see how it is creepy to hit on extended family?

Would you try to fuck your step-sister?
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You ever look at the names of the USA's most viewed porn vids on sites like porn hub? Why even ask this question. Lord knows I don't want to know the OP's answer.
 
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Apt101

Member
Many years ago, probably eight or nine, we hired a new girl into our department that I was to supervise. She had her cubicle all set up, pictures of these two adorable young kids. She was only 22 or 23 at the time, so I thought it was pretty inspirational she got her degree and took it upon herself to get so technically proficient while raising two kids. "You have a beatiful family" I offered offhanded one day while dropping off something to her desk.

Later I find out I gravely insulted her because they were her niece and nephew - she couldn't have children. She even complained to my manager and human resources. How could I have known?

We had to sit down and have mediation and shit. Three or four months later she drunkenly, and aggressively, kissed me under the mistletoe at the company Christmas party then slapped me in the face, like in a scene out of some corny movie. One of the oddest people I ever worked with.
 
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PInk Tape

Banned
OP just won't stop digging.

FYI, if you have to justify why a relationship isn't incest with "we're all related anyway" it might be time to stop.
 
M

Mascot

Member
I'm not up to speed with this thread - has OP impregnated any family members while I've been away?

Please list them in chronological order for easy cataloguing.
 
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RionaaM

Unconfirmed Member
Messofanego said:
We're edging closer and closer to incest discussion...
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Hey, it's not that weird, everyone does it!

...or at least that's what the Anonymous Confession threads taught me.

Caddywompus said:
Dude you can't stalk a stalker, there's an unwritten rule of privacy among stalking.
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They weren't stalking. There's this cool site called https://neogafposterdb.com/ which they casually stumbled upon, and decided to randomly try OP's username there. Little did they know it'd show his post history, along with his user ID!

always crazy bacon said:
Well, I'm certainly reading this story from the OP in a different light now. Includes Facebook stalking a co worker.

OP was fired from his last restaurant job
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I just read that thread and noticed that I had posted there. Good times!
 
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Lord_Balkan

Member
jadedm17 said:
A few months ago I started a new job and before I finished training a young woman who knew me for less than a few minutes of small talk asked "Do you have a girlfriend?", something at the time I took for a signal. The next day I said we should grab food and gave her my number.

The next day I found a website that taught me finding information about people doesn't take even the hours or creditcard info I thought it did :

https://floridaresidentdb.com/

Apparently you can find someone's email, phone number, date of birth, which political party they're associated and home address. I was curious who I could find and search myself, my roommate, my cousin in the same apartment complex as me, my mom and even a few coworkers. The only one I couldn't find was my mom curiously, with most having their home address.

Today in free time the same girl asked my birthday, to which I said July, she said hers too, and I said I know since - while her address never even registered in my brain more than a half second - i retained "Oh same birth month".

Sharing how I got that information didn't go well when moments later in the bathroom she goes to a coworker "You wouldn't believe what Jaded just did : Before he asked me out and now he's stalking me."


...

I don't even think about this girl.
Clearly "Do you have a girlfriend?" was awkward small talk.

...

GAF, What stories do you have of people totally missing the mark and thinking you're something or someone you're not?
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Beefy

Member
andthebeatgoeson said:
OMG!

🤔🤔🤔🤔


If anyone is ever confused by why some women are mortified by regular interactions with guys, I'll submit this. I can't reach OP, he's too close to the light.

Family members, related by blood, were assigned to be together at a wedding. They were both young and she was still a minor. So OP decides this was a unique opportunity to kiss her. Maybe he's leaving something out but that only reinforces the idea behind oppressive sexism. These situations are routinely misinterpreted but OP blew right past the family angle or how some of the interactions where kinda forced and decides this meant he could kiss her.

One of these things is a red flag for most of us and he just saw a false red flag.

I'm not innocent in misinterpreting things with the ladies, so I'll just apologize. I'm sorry, to any woman who can hear me. This is a mistake.

Now, I'll reinforce that I've never misinterpreted my relations with family members. We usually put added family members in our family. 'Yeah, he family' has been said more times than i could count. It's probably, somewhat related to the liberal usage of fucking people who were family generations ago.

I mean, pick someone else.

Out of all the shit said, this may be the most horrifying thing in this thread. An 18 year old girl, who you were related to, had to reject you. Where is her safe place? Not at the family BBQ. She's getting ready, to be social today and can't feel relaxed, at a complete level, at family functions. How pathetic is that?

If we are interested in removing oppressive sexism, how are we not disgusted with this? Women talk about this all the time. They always have to be on guard. They always receive cat calls and sexual harassment on the street. And they can't even trust their uncle, by marriage, to not take his shot.

There is not enough face palms in the world.
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Daffy Duck

Daffy Duck

Member
Lionel Mandrake said:
For those of you just joining us...

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It was the best of times, it was the creepiest of times, as one unfortunate young lady came to realize after a brief encounter with our OP, jadedm17. It all began when the two exchanged pleasantries and agreed to share a meal together in what was certain to be a run-of-the-mill case of an awkward first date.

But then things turned sinister. jadedm17 decided to search online and find this lady on a database, which had her name, address, birthday, and other such fascinating information. Now, jadedm claims that he only did this out of boredom after he coincidentally stumbled over the database the day after meeting this girl. To most of GAF, the timing seemed suspect.

Now, like most creeps, our OP could have gone about his life without anyone knowing about his seedy detective work, but unfortunately, jadedm17 made the classic stalker's mistake-- he let his stalking become known. When the two continued chatting after his search, the young woman asked about jadedm's birthday... Like... normal people do, as opposed to delving into some weird deepweb bullshit. When she heard that his birthday was in July, she remarked that they shared the same birth month.

jadedm17 replied:
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Unfortunately, instead of coming across as a cool and charming space pirate, he just came across as a total weirdo. But jadedm17 was quick to explain that he knew through the totally normal and innocent method of searching some strange online database of Florida residents, thus making the second fatal stalker's mistake-- not even knowing just what the hell a woman is, I guess. She quickly retreated to the restroom where she confided to a mutual acquaintance that jadedm17 was creeping her out. Said acquaintance then informed our would-be Romeo that he had totally dropped the ball.

Now, while jadedm wanted to hear similar tales of misunderstanding to ease his mind, instead he was bombarded with what could best be summarized as "What the hell, bro?" Of course, he was quick to defend himself, trying his best to make it seem as if he did a totally normal thing.





And then he said these words for some reason...





Yet, he never admitted to doing anything that might be unsettling.



And along the way SunhiLegend stopped by for an accurate recreation of the thread's events...



So, that's the state of things currently. There's been some brief debate between stalkers and normal people about what constitutes true stalking, a lot of jokes at the OPs expense, and a lot of women making sure that their blinds are closed.

Now, the world waits to see what will happen next. Will jadedm17 make amends with his coworker? Will he learn to respect people's desire for privacy? How do you even use these databases anyway... Like... You know, just out of curiosity. Not to track down former business partners of a failed airline and exact revenge using training and connections obtained after joining the yakuza, or anything like that. That would be silly. I certainly wouldn't do that.... That's crazy. Even if I was a rogue yakuza enforcer-- which I'm not-- I wouldn't do that. It would bring shame to my oyabun. But just like... how do you use these things, hypothetically?

Let's find out...
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Man, I can't breathe, that summary was fucking A*, then I got to the video, oh man I nearly spat tea everywhere.
 
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pariah164

Member
I go to bed and come back to insanity. This thread is fucking gold; someone please archive this for future generations. "How Not To Be A Disgusting Creeper 101"
 
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Nibel

Member
GAF, What stories do you have of people totally missing the mark and thinking you're something or someone you're not?
 
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Big Nikus

Member
Apt101 said:
Many years ago, probably eight or nine, we hired a new girl into our department that I was to supervise. She had her cubicle all set up, pictures of these two adorable young kids. She was only 22 or 23 at the time, so I thought it was pretty inspirational she got her degree and took it upon herself to get so technically proficient while raising two kids. "You have a beatiful family" I offered offhanded one day while dropping off something to her desk.

Later I find out I gravely insulted her because they were her niece and nephew - she couldn't have children. She even complained to my manager and human resources. How could I have known?

We had to sit down and have mediation and shit. Three or four months later she drunkenly, and aggressively, kissed me under the mistletoe at the company Christmas party then slapped me in the face, like in a scene out of some corny movie. One of the oddest people I ever worked with.
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She wasn't the oddest ? I want to know more about the others.
 
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dr3upmushroom

Banned
jadedm17 said:
My first girlfriend was at 17 and we dated four years. Around two years in I had a roadtrip with a crush (brothers wifes niece) and wanted to make a move. I spent two hours on the phone with my girlfriend breaking up. Minutes later I tried to kiss my crush and got rejected bad. The next few days were awkward.

My girlfriend and I got back together the next day.

My crush greeted me years later at a mall excited to see me.

Im awkward and weird sometimes. Life is akward and weird sometimes. We move on.
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Breaking up with someone just so you can bone a road trip buddy is some douchebag shit.
 
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StanleyStutters

Member
Prologue said:
Guy was 17 lol
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20.

jadedm17 said:
My brother was born in 71, me 87 and his wife I believe early 80s. The girl I tried to kiss was my assigned date for my brothers wedding two years prior where she was 16. At the time of the rejection I believe she was 18 and me 20.
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He was 18 when she shot him down for the kiss and 20 during the road trip. It's shitty to dump someone over the phone when you've been dating two years. It's worse when it's so you can try and hook up with someone who already rejected you prior. Even worse when that person is family by law.
 
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