Oh man, the Dabbing Golduck is too damn cool. Why you have to make it so hard.
There's no way I'm playing for Kanye.
That leaves the grooming backlog eliminator. Now, I have about 50 games in there. After a lengthy look at 'how long to beat' I can see about 22 games that are at least 30 hours, maybe half of them will take 60+ hours because I like to dither and read and reorganise my inventory in RPGs.
Let's see: (10 x 60hrs) + (12 x 35hrs) + (28 x 10hrs) = aaaand I'm fucked
No, I'll see this through.
I've actually got the real numbers from HLTB and it adds up to 1,215 hours (my estimate of 1,300 was pretty close)
Either I could play for 51 days straight without sleep. Not the best.
Or 1,215 / 352 days left in the year = an average of 3.45 hrs per day
Call it 3 and a half hours per day.
I'm still fucked.
I mean, that's not an impossible mission, but I play maybe half as much on average. Plus I'm still getting a few new games this year.
Welp, that was enlightening.