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noobz - movie trailer

Written By, Directed by and starring some guy you've never heard of. You have to be a special kind of megalomaniac to write a project, direct and star in it. Guaranteed to be crap.
 
Looks terrible but I LOVE the spoof character with the mullet that is mocking Billy Mitchell. That guy is a douchebag.
 
  • Frat gamer stereotype
  • Not a single one has a portable while on a road trip? What kind of gamers are these?
  • Tournament about an old game that no one plays. At least make it revalvent with an Angry Birds Tournament
  • Comic Sans joke as if we haven't been subjected to those for t least 1000 years. Even Helvetica jokes are fresher
  • Mention of Frogger yet Tak Fuji is nowhere to be seen
  • Not a single good joke and since trailers tend to have a habit of spoiling the best ones I can safely assume the rest are even worse
  • We are meant to believe, even within the realms of fiction, that these people will leave their basement.
 
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I said to myself "that guy is doing an awful Jason Mewes impression"















Then I realized it was Jason Mewes.
 
Two of my friends were on that NVL team in the top right corner, so I'm going to watch the movie to at least support them :P The trailer was a bit painful to watch though, especially the forced comedy. HINT: Taking nerds to strip clubs is so overplayed.
 
I'm not sure what's more embarrassing - the fact that I recognized one of the actors from Hannah Montana, or the fact that I know I'm going to end up watching this movie even though it looks completely stupid.
 
This movie is an embarrassment to the word "noobz". One of the worst trailers I've seen in my life.
 
I like how his hand appears next to his mouth without him even moving it when he screams "he's going to LA."

califooooooooooooornia
 
Is there a word that combines terrible, awful and horrendous? My God what a terriawfendous trailer.

I won't watch this. Ever.
 
So this movie is marketed toward the kind of people who use the word "pwn" during conversations in non-ironic ways.

I did laugh at the Frogger guy though, that seemed to be making fun of King of Kong a bit.
 
I love the gamer mentality. A chain store dedicated to selling and buying used games? We hate gamestop!

A movie about a very popular video game!? This movie looks crappy!

It looks funny, it has jay from jay and silent bob. Already got my money
 
Things I would rather do than watch this movie:

1. Burn in the fires of Hell for eternity
2. Self circumcision with a pair of safety scissors and some rusty pliers
3. You know what? Literally anything else possible in this universe of incalculable possibilities
 
I love the gamer mentality. A chain store dedicated to selling and buying used games? We hate gamestop!

A movie about a very popular video game!? This movie looks crappy!

It looks funny, it has jay from jay and silent bob. Already got my money

this combined with your avatar just.....I don't even want to say what I think.
 
I love the gamer mentality. A chain store dedicated to selling and buying used games? We hate gamestop!

A movie about a very popular video game!? This movie looks crappy!

It looks funny, it has jay from jay and silent bob. Already got my money

You tell 'em! Fight the good fight and shut those gamers up!

c'mon man...

How did Sessler get roped into that? Did Chobot turn them down?
 
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