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Great. Thanks to this movie, I'll have to wear a baseball cap, and those big sunglasses, while obscuring the rest of my face with my collar when I enter a gaming store.
 
Andrex said:
Nah, Seinfeld is still hilarious, only problem is the gaps. The jokes are still fundamentally good. Cannot say the same about BBT at all.

As proof, Curb Your Enthusiasm is basically Seinfeld 2, doesn't have a laugh track, and is one of the best comedies on TV right now.
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I agree with all that (except seinfeld's flow and a portion of the jokes are completely messed up without the laughtrack), but I still think BBT is funny. Taking out a laugh track is a horrible form of a litmus test. Surely we all can watch laughtrack sitcoms and pickout ones we like/dislike. For example, two and a half man is not funny to me. Having or not having a laughtrack has zero to do with that.

The whole "laugh-track makes BBG seem funny" argument is stupid IMO. The final product makes me laugh, that's all that matters to me in the end.
 
ScreenSplitter said:
"Gimme one right here bro."

That's not a gamer. That's someone who holds down the right trigger while Marcus chainsaws things.

Some say Big Bang Theory is "nerd blackface". Well this is "gamer blackface". We're not all score quoting, merch toting fuckwits.
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nobody says big bang theory is nerd blackface.

it may not be the most accurate representation of "nerds" or even all the shit they say is 100% accurate but this movie is just downright offensive, it's shit like this that makes me not want to tell people i play games.

And what is up with all the gears shit in every shot? does epic sponsoring some of this?
 
what's puzzling to me about this game is that the game is based on fucking gears of war

i mean, if it were counter strike or something it'd be slightly more sense

i didn't even know GoW had tournies
 
Jason mewes is in this? This is so low man

Wait that kid from Hannah Montanna and Robin Williams daughter are in this movie? What the hell is this?
 
MikeOfTheLivingDead said:
Written By, Directed by and starring some guy you've never heard of. You have to be a special kind of megalomaniac to write a project, direct and star in it. Guaranteed to be crap.
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There are quite a few indie films that are like this that aren't shit. The trailer speaks for itself though. To be fair maybe it's just a really shitty trailer.

Mewes has been in some shit over the past 6 years. This is nothing new.
 
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What was that!

Good thing that it wont leave USA I hope.
 
smr00 said:
nobody says big bang theory is nerd blackface.
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I am almost certain someone said exactly this in a discussion at a board game night while Big Bang Theory was playing, so I'd say that at least SOME people feel that way. It definitely seems reasonable to me.

I think it (Big Bang Theory) might be semi-offensive, and I kind of hate canned laughter in general, but I figure most television is basically terrible anyway. :P
 
movie looks like shit


movie stereotypes gamers as being unfunny pieces of shit


movie says made by gamers for gamers, give me a fucking break
 
The hell was that shit?

Will probably watch due to Jason Mewes because I have a soft spot for the dude.
 
Actually, I think the performances look okay. The trailer is edited really, really bad though.

Zelda Williams radiates adorable.
 
TucoBenedictoPacifico said:
It's like "Fanboys" gone wrong, which says a lot.
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Ha! Watching the trailer made me think of Fanboys too! But I (barely) sat through Fanboys and I sat through God is D_ad at Cinequest but I doubt I could sit through this film.

You know what film I'd much rather watch again than even try to sit through this? Balls of Fury. Yes it was over the top, but it had great cameos and had some very entertaining moments. I think I'd enjoy watching that again. :)

Master Wong: Ping Pong... is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks.
[chuckles]
Master Wong: She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more! Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford.
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Notice how every "joke" in the trailer is edited so there is no setup for it. Things just sort of happen in oneshots and you are supposed to guess what the shot that preceeds it is supposed to be.

Right from the very first line it fucks up. How are we supposed to laugh at the "vagina repellent" line if we don't even know who he is talking to? Put that line after Mewes "tat tat tat " sound effect thing and it is suddenly humourous.

This is simply how not to cut a trailer.
 
Priz said:
Ha! Watching the trailer made me think of Fanboys too! But I (barely) sat through Fanboys and I sat through God is D_ad at Cinequest but I doubt I could sit through this film.

You know what film I'd much rather watch again than even try to sit through this? Balls of Fury. Yes it was over the top, but it had great cameos and had some very entertaining moments. I think I'd enjoy watching that again. :)
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I liked Balls of Fury, but I like ping-pong. :P
 
I thought the trailer was bad tbh but people have been giving Zelda shit about it online, therefore I auto-hate them and have to give this a chance. Which I will.

Zelda also posted a nice piece on tumblr about the struggles of actors who are children of actors... I feel for her. Despite being ball achingly hot, the world makes it hard for her to come out of her father's shadow...
 
radioheadrule83 said:
I thought the trailer was bad tbh but people have been giving Zelda shit about it online, therefore I auto-hate them and have to give this a chance. Which I will.

Zelda also posted a nice piece on tumblr about the struggles of actors who are children of actors... I feel for her. Despite being ball achingly hot, the world makes it hard for her to come out of her father's shadow...
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that's a fucking joke, children of famous actors get opportunities legit talented actors only can dream of, and they somehow think because their mother/father was talented that must mean they have some gift. Look at Michael Jordan's kids, they are undersized and average players, but got scholarships based on last name only. She is only getting in this shit movie because her dad is a legend. She needs to get a "real" job.
 
Ken Masters said:
that's a fucking joke, children of famous actors get opportunities legit talented actors only can dream of, and they somehow think because their mother/father was talented that must mean they have some gift. Look at Michael Jordan's kids, they are undersized and average players, but got scholarships based on last name only. She is only getting in this shit movie because her dad is a legend. She needs to get a "real" job.
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She isn't saying that such kids aren't privileged or that they don't start from a more advanced position - she just states that she believes they are subject to a kind of disdain, and have to prove themselves in the face of accusations of nepotism, even if they are doing their own work and choose to do it themselves... like she says, you can't choose your parents. It does seem unfair to me that some people are judged differently based on who their family is... I can think of one or two cases were the children have changed their names in order to avoid the familial connection. Angelina Jolie Voight operates under Angelina Jolie for example... Anyway, read her post -- she's not out for pity, she's just talking about the kind of things she's seen and experienced:

http://zeldawilliams.tumblr.com/post/18173585562/regarding-progeny-a-letter-by-and-about-the-actor

Also, some awesome Zelda williams GIFs:

http://badela.tumblr.com/post/16633834447
 
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