I kinda want Miyamoto to just quietly go away.
Honestly, I'm getting there myself. Star Fox sounds like a disaster that everyone sees coming but no one can prevent, specifically because Miyamoto insisted that it control in a way that simple doesn't work no matter how long you desperately delay the game.
Project Giant Robot is dead in the water because it was a dumb idea that everyone could see within 5 seconds would never amount to anything but a mediocre curiosity. Project Guard looked like a mess sewn together from the corpses of every generic tower defense games and Five Nights at Freddies. Neither appears to be approaching anything like a releasable product that anyone would pay actual money for.
Of course, none of this is quite as galling as Miyamoto's pronouncement from on high that Paper Mario doesn't need a story and can't have familiar, fun RPG mechanics. It remains to be seen how thoroughly his meddling has managed to ruin the as-yet unannounced Paper Mario game.
And another Pikmin? Does the Wii U really need another Pikmin? Are there really no other games ideas in the pipeline that should take priority over yet another Pikmin? This complaint is petty of me, admittedly, since people who like Pikmin assure me that Pikmin 3 was a good game that sold fine, and making a sequel to it isn't an obviously silly thing to do. But Pikmin 3 didn't sell
that well. So why do Pikmin fans deserve another game while Metroid fans get jack shit? Because Pikmin is Miyamoto's baby, that's why.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Miyamoto is a genius, a visionary, has changed the video game industry multiple times, yada yada yada. All true. But that's all the more reason for him to get out now if he's lost his touch. I'd rather remember the glory days in peace than watch on helplessly as he further sinks Nintendo's software output.