Hope Clooney has a commentary track...
*During the Batman "Ice skating" scene
Clooney : This movie destroyed my career. I....*sob*....I just don't know what happened. Joel said the nipples weren't 'gay', but very cool and 'dashing'. I mean, when I was kissing Uma I was thinking "That's right, motherfuckers. I'm batman." I really thought the movie was going to do well.
*The sound of Clooney drinking from a flask is heard
Clooney : That motherfucker said the nipples were dashing! It's my agent's fault! That bitch set me up! "Heeeeey, it'll be great, Arnold Swarzenagger is in it!" My fucking agent! Who the hell wrote this shit anyway? A bat credit card?! Jesus Christ! Why didn't i just walk off the set! You know, I got a fucking rash that lasted six months because of that fucking batsuit.
But does that ever get brought up when people talk about the movie?! Nooooooo. It's always "Batman & Robin killed the batman movies.", "Joel is a flammer", or some horrible line from Mr. Freeze. Shit! And to think, I was headlining in the same movie will Nicole Kidman. My God......what's happening to me? You know, during shooting, Chris O'Donnel and I wouldn't ever talk about how bad the movie was. We sorta always knew that this movie would kill both of our careers. But.....we said nothing. It was a paycheck. Shit! Right after I'm done with this taping I'm riding right to Joel's place and fucking putting a bullet in his head! I'm not fucking kidding either! I'm going to fucking kill that fucker!
And so on, and so on.
Should be a GREAT dvd!