Any preliminary guesses to how the groups will end up?
My guesses, based mostly on baseless speculation and random guesswork:
Group A
1 Portugal (I'm predicting this to be a close group, but Ronaldo falling in the penalty box at "well choosen times" will secure the number one spot for portugal.)
2 Turkey (Good offence / defence, kind of like ...)
3 Czech Republic ( ...the Czech, who will be screwed over by said Ronaldo fallin in the panalty box at "well choosen times".)
4 Switzerland (Just a number smaller than the others. But don't worry, beer will be available in plentifull supply as you'll be one of the hosting nations.)
Group B
1 Germany (Will end up first in this group, but...)
2 Croatia (...Croatia will be right behind them at the same amount of points. Could be a dark horse.)
3 Poland (Poland will play decently, but that's not enough to get through unfortunately.)
4 Austria (Awsome home support! Unfortunately it didn't help much.)
Group C
1 Netherlands (I'm hoping that they'll start off with a strong first game and keep the pace throughout the tournament.)
2 Italy (They'll make it, somehow, someway.)
3 Romania (Will suprise, but not enough to make a difference.)
4 France (There will be fantastic matches in this group, but somebody's got to get the short end of the stick in the end. This time it's France's turn.)
Group D
1 Russia (I'm hoping that they could be a dark horse this time around.)
2 Greece (Their solid defence will get them through.)
3 Spain (Spain will continue being, um, very spanish this tourny by under preforming. Much to both mine and any sane fotball fans dismay.)
4 Sweden (la suède, aucuns points</babelfish eurovision fako french>. No really, we suck Epic Ass. ;_; )