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Quinns not gonna be there at seven. Supposedly the Browns really want him at 3. Lions are trying to switch picks with them for that reason alone.
 
Calvin Johnson ran a 4.35 40 at the combine today... i have no words.

6'5'' 240 pounds. 4.35 40. There is no way this guy isnt gonna be a starter. No way.

Its a shame there is no way for us to move that far up in the draft to grab him. No way he makes it past the Bucs
 
ColdBlooded33 said:
Calvin Johnson ran a 4.35 40 at the combine today... i have no words.

6'5'' 240 pounds. 4.35 40. There is no way this guy isnt gonna be a starter. No way.

Its a shame there is no way for us to move that far up in the draft to grab him. No way he makes it past the Bucs

Thats gawd damn insane. Looks like DM has his next love child. But he may not even get a chance. We all know that Matt Millen creamed his pants when Johnson stepped on to the combine field, and once again after he ran the 4.35.

We have the ammo to move up, the hard part is finding a team dumb enough to make the trade. But my boy Robert Meachem ran a 4.36 and he is also a big guy. If Branch is off the board we gotta go for Meachem.
 
Nameless said:
Thats gawd damn insane. Looks like DM has his next love child. But he may not even get a chance. We all know that Matt Millen creamed his pants when Johnson stepped on to the combine field, and once again after he ran the 4.35.

We have the ammo to move up, the hard part is finding a team dumb enough to make the trade.

Dm said a few pages ago he didnt want Clayton #2.

Thats damn near Blasphamy at this point. I dont see how any team cant want him besides teams like the Cardinals and Colts that already have 2 pro-bowl WR's
 
So Eagles Signed AJ Feely through 2010 today, and told him he would be the #2 QB.

Eagles with the big FU to Jgar :lol :lol :lol Shouldnt have been acting and talking like you were hot shit jeff! Good luck finding a winner to take you on!
 
ColdBlooded33 said:
So Eagles Signed AJ Feely through 2010 today, and told him he would be the #2 QB.

Eagles with the big FU to Jgar :lol :lol :lol Shouldnt have been acting and talking like you were hot shit jeff! Good luck finding a winner to take you on!
It was nice knowing him, glad I didn't buy one of those JGar shirts.
 
So Eagles Signed AJ Feely through 2010 today, and told him he would be the #2 QB.

#1. he was going to leave that crappy franchise anyways
#2. there's no way in shaved vaginas that you guys would have even SNIFFED the playoffs last year without jgar pulling you out of the bottomless ocean that was to be your 2006 season. good luck when donovan "glass house" mcribb inevitabely goes down again next year and you are stuck with aj ****ing feely to lead you :lol

move on jgar! you are too good for them anyways
 
i wish we could get someone as fast, big and as strong as calvin johnson.... oh wait...

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click clack bitches!
 
whytemyke said:
Quinns not gonna be there at seven. Supposedly the Browns really want him at 3. Lions are trying to switch picks with them for that reason alone.
Quinn wants to be a Brown. Is it mutual? Interesting.
 
The bengals should get Calvin Johnson for several reasons:
1) So they could have 30 players on the team named Johnson
2) So the WR trio could be CJ, TJ and CJ
3) So we could see a team that literally doesn't call running plays, ever
 
firex said:
The bengals should get Calvin Johnson for several reasons:
1) So they could have 30 players on the team named Johnson
2) So the WR trio could be CJ, TJ and CJ
3) So we could see a team that literally doesn't call running plays, ever

4. Al Davis sells the Raiders and buys the Bengals.
5. More arrests follow.
 
firex said:
The bengals should get Calvin Johnson for several reasons:
1) So they could have 30 players on the team named Johnson
2) So the WR trio could be CJ, TJ and CJ
3) So we could see a team that literally doesn't call running plays, ever
4) To make things easier for pretty boy Carson

:O
 
The DL-man from I think Texas, Robison, looks AMAZING at combine. He'd be a hell of an OLB, kinda undersized for a lineman in the NFL.
 
Former Gopher Gary Russel wowed scouts at the combine with 4.8+ in the 40 and a whopping 9 reps on the bench press.

In unrelated news, I'm packing my bags for Minneapolis and will be walking on at the U of Minn as a tail back. I totally got that shit burried.
 
DMczaf said:
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Almost DIED on the field and didn't shed a tear. No fear, no tears! Unlike some OTHER QB who shall remain nameless
for his entire career

:lol Is it bad that I kinda wished he'd retired? I don't trust Simms at all. Calvin is gonna be a beast in the NFL, but I *still* think we should be going defense with this draft and taking Gaines Adams. Oh well. :\

LoBo ran a 4.46 (shame, he can easily run sub 4.4's usually) but put up 26 reps of 225.
 
LTim just ran a 4.59 40. Can you say BALLER? Oh and GG to Chris Leak for his 8 on the Wonderlic.. gotta love going to school at the Ivy League in the South. Top 1% of the 1%, etc. I can't wait to see how Teabag parlays his 890 on the SAT to the Wonderlic... should be fun. :)
 
Meier said:
LTim just ran a 4.59 40. Can you say BALLER? Oh and GG to Chris Leak for his 8 on the Wonderlic.. gotta love going to school at the Ivy League in the South. Top 1% of the 1%, etc. I can't wait to see how Teabag parlays his 890 on the SAT to the Wonderlic... should be fun. :)

Because Chris Leak is really going to be a QB in the NFL:P
 
Meier said:
:lol Is it bad that I kinda wished he'd retired? I don't trust Simms at all. Calvin is gonna be a beast in the NFL, but I *still* think we should be going defense with this draft and taking Gaines Adams. Oh well. :\

LoBo ran a 4.46 (shame, he can easily run sub 4.4's usually) but put up 26 reps of 225.

I'm giving Simms the benefit of the doubt this season. During our NFC South title run, he was awesome in late game situations. Then in the playoffs, he almost led the team to a crazy comeback which fell an Edell Sheppard drop short. That play still pisses me off, **** Edell!
 
bionic77 said:
Pretty boy Carson? I guess that's all you can come up with when your QB is a ****ing retard who doesn't even know how to wear a helmet. Is ROFLisberger going to paint another windshield with his brains this offseason?
 
firex said:
Pretty boy Carson? I guess that's all you can come up with when your QB is a ****ing retard who doesn't even know how to wear a helmet. Is ROFLisberger going to paint another windshield with his brains this offseason?
I was going to bring up his weak constitution (you know that whole knee thing), but I didn't think Bengals fans could take it.

And Ben was stupid to not wear a helmut. It gets kind of old hearing about that though. Similar to when Carson starts whining that the Bengals are a better team than the 8 teams that beat them last year. At least have the deceny to make up a fake injury like the Messiah did after he blew the AFC championship.
 
niners reportedly interested in adalius thomas, ken hamlin, banta-cain (patriots), and bengals OG stintchcomb. that would be an awesome free agency if we landed all those guys. now we can seal the deal with those signings + big time DT via free agency or draft. go niners!
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
niners reportedly interested in adalius thomas, ken hamlin, banta-cain (patriots), and bengals OG stintchcomb. that would be an awesome free agency if we landed all those guys. now we can seal the deal with those signings + big time DT via free agency or draft. go niners!

Don't you dare touch The Hammer!
 
Tamanon said:
Because Chris Leak is really going to be a QB in the NFL:P

Yeah I know, but it's still funny. In all likelihood, Leak has little to no chance at being anything in the NFL.

Edell got jobbed on that call.. sure, he shoulda held on, but it should have been ruled a catch anyway. ****ing refs... I was so happy at first when that play happened. :(
 
Meier said:
Yeah I know, but it's still funny. In all likelihood, Leak has little to no chance at being anything in the NFL.

Edell got jobbed on that call.. sure, he shoulda held on, but it should have been ruled a catch anyway. ****ing refs... I was so happy at first when that play happened. :(

Be prepared for us to end your playoff hopes again this year. :D Y'all still have a lot of karmic debt to repay for that bullshit call on Alstott's non-conversion.

You'll see lots of Ninja Portis this year:

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bionic77 said:
I was going to bring up his weak constitution (you know that whole knee thing), but I didn't think Bengals fans could take it.

And Ben was stupid to not wear a helmut. It gets kind of old hearing about that though. Similar to when Carson starts whining that the Bengals are a better team than the 8 teams that beat them last year. At least have the deceny to make up a fake injury like the Messiah did after he blew the AFC championship.
All I got out of that post was "I don't want to talk about my upcoming 2-14 season."

I mean, at least you could take solace in the fact that you guys aren't the Browns.
 
LiveWire said:
Be prepared for us to end your playoff hopes again this year. :D Y'all still have a lot of karmic debt to repay for that bullshit call on Alstott's non-conversion.

You'll see lots of Ninja Portis this year:

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AMEN.
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
niners reportedly interested in adalius thomas, ken hamlin, banta-cain (patriots), and bengals OG stintchcomb. that would be an awesome free agency if we landed all those guys. now we can seal the deal with those signings + big time DT via free agency or draft. go niners!

Hmm, no Nate Clements in there. We DO need a good cover safety, perhaps more than we need a CB. And with an improved pass rush Harris and Spencer's level of play should be elevated greatly, not to mention this is a prety deep CB draft where we can find a guy who can come in and contribute in the 2nd or 3rd. Steinbach can play pretty much any position on the line, which means we can stick him at RT and get Kwami the **** off the field! Not sure about Banta-Cain, though. He seems like a system guy, that could fall a part once he leaves the Pats. But he is pretty versatile and depth never hurt anyone.

If we can get all of those guys, as well as Mike Branch in the Draft, and the best WR on the board in the second, you can go ahead and right our names on the NFC West championship NOW!
 
firex said:
All I got out of that post was "I don't want to talk about my upcoming 2-14 season."

I mean, at least you could take solace in the fact that you guys aren't the Browns.
Who said anything about 4-12? We aren't talking about Cincinattica here.

Big Ben is going 19-0 next year. He is healthy and ready to for another Superbowl ring.
 
19-0? The only 19-0 for the Steelers next season are 19 INTs by dumbass Ben to 0 TDs. That retard is the past, and he'll never have another awesome season
where he's bailed out by his pact with the devil
again.
 
soulja224466 said:
hamlin is an overrated piece of shit. i look forward to him staying in the nfc west, just makes the opposition that much weaker :)

Don't you talk smack about the hammer. He took a street sign to the head and still is playing! He's TOUGH!
 
Eagles | Dayne could be an option
Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:41:38 -0800

Bob Brookover, of the Philadelphia Inquirer, reports with Philadelphia Eagles RB Correll Buckhalter testing the free-agent market, the Eagles will probably try to find his replacement from a second-tier group of free-agent running backs. One name being tossed around is Houston Texans RB Ron Dayne.

God no. Please not Ron Dayne. I would much rather have the biggest back available on the second day of the draft than ron dayne
 
POSTED 7:10 p.m. EST, February 26, 2007

ADALIUS HAS A DEALIO?

An industry source tells us that Ravens linebacker Adalius Thomas already has a deal in place with the San Francisco 49ers.

Thomas and Niners coach Mike Nolan were together in Baltimore, when Nolan was on Brian Billick's staff.

On Sunday, Thomas admitted that the Ravens "don't have the money" to re-sign him.

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"AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!"

Unless of course he pulls a LeCharles Bentley!

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"Aww"
 
WOOOOOO

ADT is as good as ours bitches.

Bionic you're welcome. Now that ADT is most like coming to San-Fran thats two less times a year he'll beat the shit out of Gentle Ben.
 
ColdBlooded33 said:
God no. Please not Ron Dayne. I would much rather have the biggest back available on the second day of the draft than ron dayne

Ron Dayne is like the flu. Eventually every team almost comes down with a case of him. Then, usually, people come to their senses and get vaccinated just in time.
 
Nameless said:
WOOOOOO

ADT is as good as ours bitches.

Bionic you're welcome. Now that ADT is most like coming to San-Fran thats two less times a year he'll beat the shit out of Gentle Ben.
That is true, he did some unholy things to the Messiah.

Is Hasselbeck next?
 
Can't wait for the posts next season...

*looks into crystal ball*

"Adalius Thomas has done nothing for us all year! He stinks! Ravens trash!"
 
ColdBlooded33 said:
God no. Please not Ron Dayne. I would much rather have the biggest back available on the second day of the draft than ron dayne

:lol
 
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