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terrisus

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Sorry if i'm venturing off topic, but I just want to say one thing... I don't know about America, but Pizza Hut is absolutely delicious in the UK. Much, much better than all its rivals, and by a fair amount.

Over here, like any chain place, they have their better locations and their worse locations.
I've had ones that were mediocre, and ones that were pretty decent.

But, they still don't compare to a good local place.
And, you still should smuggle me over to the UK :þ
 

maxcriden

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Sorry if i'm venturing off topic, but I just want to say one thing... I don't know about America, but Pizza Hut is absolutely delicious in the UK. Much, much better than all its rivals, and by a fair amount.

It's really not too bad. Just pales in comparison to legit great pizza.
 
Over here, like any chain place, they have their better locations and their worse locations.
I've had ones that were mediocre, and ones that were pretty decent.

But, they still don't compare to a good local place.
And, you still should smuggle me over to the UK :þ

It's really not too bad. Just pales in comparison to legit great pizza.

I suppose we just have such horrible food over here normally that getting mediocre food is a huge step up. :c
 

terrisus

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Oh, no, it's that we don't have any pizza in the first place, except for US pizza places. Of them, Pizza Hut is the best.

No... pizza...?

You're just trying to scare me away from wanting to move to the UK, aren't you? >.>
Because that might do it >.>
 
Well, aside from the fact that I don't like any seafood, and don't like any food made out of potatoes... >.>

Trust me, we manage to make our fish taste distinctly unfishlike. And the chips... Well, at least TRY green eggs and ham.

Also, we don't like broccoli here. Or any vegetable, really.
 

terrisus

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Trust me, we manage to make our fish taste distinctly unfishlike. And the chips... Well, at least TRY green eggs and ham.

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Also, we don't like broccoli here. Or any vegetable, really.

Lies!
I've seen your Lancashire Hotpot >.>
 
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Lies!
I've seen your Lancashire Hotpot >.>

Only old people have Lancashire hotpot, and they have a tendency of shouting everything to everyone, giving the impression that something's amazing when it isn't! Trust me, we have Lidl, where you can buy at least 1 Million different types of food from different countries. Go there if you come here. :c
 

daydream

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I had Pizza Hut pizza in Birmingham and boy was it forgettable. But I can see how it'd be heavenly in the context of average British cuisine. :p
 
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I had Pizza Hut pizza in Birmingham and boy was it forgettable. But I can see how it'd be heavenly in the context of average British cuisine. :p

Mhm, exactly. We aren't exactly spoilt for choice, unless we consider other countries' foods.
 

Brakke

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terrisus

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Apologize if anyone find the bait title offensive.
 

terrisus

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I have never had dog myself, but I have to confess that St. Bernards look pretty tasty. They look like they have quite a lot of meat on them and they also look like their meat would be nicely moist and tender.

What dog breeds would you like to try?
 
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