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[dh4niel]

Lara Croft before the reboot. Not only is she fine as hell, she's independent, likes an adventure and has money.

Reboot Lara is too whingey for me.

 

[kunonabi]

Natsu from Rival Schools I guess since she checks most of my ideal woman boxes as far as physical features go.

 

[Springy]

Toughest question I've seen all day.

Chris Redfield.

 

[protomouse]

 

[DarkKyo]

There's something about the term "bang" that makes this query even grosser and tactless than the question is on its own.

 

[SgtCobra]

Bang as in shoot or what?
Poly pls.

 

[The Strokes]

isn't this the same site that called bayo 2 "sexist"? what a joke site

Talking about sex and sexism are not the same thing because... ah fuck it, let's not go that route, who cares anyways.

 

[Darkspineslayer]

Wasn't this the site who banged on about Bayonetta being objectified?

 

[Nameless]

Mother Brain for the story

 

[pablito]

Am I really bout to be the first one to say Tifa

Cuz Tifa

 

[Shift Breaker]

Polygon can do a million more of these and the pie charts if it means that we get another piece like the Final Fantasy VII one.

The majority of that website is a noble sacrifice so that could exist.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Where is the fucking pie chart

 

[Askherserenity]

Wasn't this the site who banged on about Bayonetta being objectified?

I mean, they weren't saying they wouldn't fuck her hard. Just that it was a tad sexist.

 

[Pinky]

"WHORE!!!!!!!!"

 

[LordOfChaos]

DOOM Marine. Unlike Polygon I could actually handle him.

We're done here, folks.

 

[QuixoticNeutral]

Living up to their reputation as core-shaming pseudo-progressive scolds, I see.

 

[2Smashed4U]

Also, my answer to this question (read: list of names) is way longer than I would care to admit.

 

[Falchion]

Kotaku is way up there too

Oh Kotaku has had that on lock for a while. They review sex mods.

 

[Crooked16th]

My list is too long to even attempt.

 

[Lionel Richie]

something something not the same writter

That does not excuse editorial inconsistency.

Spoiler

Naoto.

 

[hughesta]

I wanna bang my head on my desk everytime I see a polygon article

 

[Cert.in.Death]

Tifa Lockhart
Princess Garnet
Bayonetta
Lara Croft
Amazon, sorceress and elf from dragons crown
The casts of Senran Kagura and all fighting games

 

[- J - D -]

DOOM Marine. Unlike Polygon I could actually handle him.

Took me a bit. But I chuckled.

 

[Cramoss]

Aranea

 

[D1AMONDDOGS]

That does not excuse editorial inconsistency.

Spoiler

Naoto.

this was my other answer

 

[mrmickfran]

DOOM Marine. Unlike Polygon I could actually handle him.

lmfaoooo

 

[N.Domixis]

Mayb Tawna

 

[kingbean]

The frankness of this article makes me feel a little awkward. It seems like a conversation I would have had with my friends in college at 3am after playing video games for 15 hours and we were all cracked out of our minds on mountain dew and gummy worms.

I guess it's not weird to be attracted to characters made to be attractive but it still seems somewhat unusual to just come out and state that you'd like to grind your junk into a fictional character... At least in a public forum.

 

[Regginator]

Mass Effect: the thread

Man, I couldn't choose one to save my life. Tali, Liara, Miranda, Ashley, hot damnnn.

 

[SerTapTap]

Did they see how fucking horny & successful Waypoint is and decide the two were correlated?

 

[hohoXD123]

I just read the title and was about to post how stupid this was. But then I read the OP. He wrote a fictional character a fucking letter?!

 

[Jack Grensleaves]

Young adult Ellie from TLOU Part.II

 

[ElBoxyBrown]

Of all the articles I expected from Polygon...this is not one of them.

My answer is Kasumi from Dead or Alive btw.

Isn't she 17?

 

[ReaperXL7]

Why is this a "lol games journalism" issue? I mean, you have stuff like this in regular journalism all the time, Cosmo is filled with it as at the editorial sextions and entertainment fluff sections.

Just a dumb fun thing to do for Valentines day

I choose Tina from DOA.

 

[MAtgS]

Spoiler

Both.

 

[2Smashed4U]

Oh Kotaku has had that on lock for a while. They review sex mods.

And some far out, strange shit at that, no less.

 

[ShdwDrake]

DOOM Marine. Unlike Polygon I could actually handle him.

Savage AF!

 

[ramuh]

 

[Tregard]

Those pesky McElroys and Nick Robinson keepin' Polygon afloat!

Spoiler

Ms. Pacman

 

[Slammin_Hammon]

I'd partake in the sexy time with most female video game characters. Not too many ugly ones outside of horror games.

 

[baxter2231]

Elena Fisher easily, the Uncharted 2 version.

 

[CloudWolf]

This is amazing

 

[Zaheer]

Samara, then Morinth.

 

[2Smashed4U]

Why is this a "lol games journalism" issue? I mean, you have stuff like this in regular journalism all the time, Cosmo is filled with it as at the editorial sextions and entertainment fluff sections.

Just a dumb fun thing to do for Valentines day

I feel like self proclaimed "gamers" err on the side of taking themselves far too seriously pretty often.

 

[JamesHolden]

Ellie from Borderlands 2. For someone who likes bigger women, video games don't provide many choices beyond the characters I create myself.

 

[Squire]

video games journalism

I'm pretty sure people that follow politics are less self-serious than gamers that make posts like this. Jesus. Loosen up.

 

[LordRaptor]

 

[Astral Dog]

Reggie i guess

 

[Hello? This is Hailun!]

Ben Kuchera never ceases to creep me out.

 

[Skilletor]

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