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[Mozendo]

What article(s) did waypoint publish? Out of the loop here

 

[Blackquill]

DOOM Marine. Unlike Polygon I could actually handle him.

Haha nailed it

 

[Pinky]

Reggie i guess

Damn right!

 

[FataIChoice]

Came for this, GAF doesn't disappoint.

 

[Crayolan]

Polygon asking the hard-hitting questions.

 

[benzopil]

Aqua from Kingdom Hearts
Chloe from Life is Strange
D.Va and Mercy from Overwatch
2B from Nier Automata
Velvet from Tales of Berseria
Chiaki from Danganronpa 2
...

nah, my list will be too long, I should stop

 

[spannicus]

Reggie i guess

Heard Reggie always aims to fill em up.

 

[StayDead]

The only one true waifu.

 

[Hello? This is Hailun!]

Why is this a "lol games journalism" issue? I mean, you have stuff like this in regular journalism all the time, Cosmo is filled with it as at the editorial sextions and entertainment fluff sections.

Just a dumb fun thing to do for Valentines day

I choose Tina from DOA.

Lol Cosmo ain't journalism. Words on paper is not journalism.

 

[2Smashed4U]

I'm pretty sure people that follow politics are less self-serious than gamers that make posts like this. Jesus. Loosen up.

Seriously, lol. Games are jam-packed with heavy sexualization, it shouldn't be surprising or really shame-inducing that it works.

Sex is fun, also, there's no reason why people can't act like it is.

 

[Hellsing321]

Liara. The one true Bae.

 

[Plum]

This is the most thinly veiled waifu/husbando thread in the history of mankind.

 

[Madame M]

Quina Quen

 

[ramuh]

But seriously,
Apple from Suikoden 2.

 

[TRUE ORDER]

Lol, I laughed a bit reading it

Jill Valentine of course!

 

[antibolo]

Damn right!

Oh lord

 

[EVO]

Kirby would give a pretty mean blowjob.

 

[TLZ]

I'll bite. I have no shame.

Lulu (FFX)

My man.

And Karin from SFV.

 

[Mr-Joker]

Sure Polygon you go with that angle, not like I take you seriously after the nonsense that was the Mario Kart 8 pie chart, speaking of that shouldn't they be working hard in cooking up another one for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

Mayb Tawna

Errrr okay, a little disturbing but okay.

Isn't she 17?

Depending on where you live having sex with a 17 year old is legal, heck having sex with a 16 year old is legal in the UK.

 

[poodaddy]

Yennefer, Rise, Chie, 2B, Velvet.

Um....aren't Rise and Chie teenagers? I don't know who 2B and Velvet are, are they children too?

You're fuckin A right on Yen, though.

 

[rocketskates]

Lightning

 

[Astral Dog]

Damn right!

this is good

 

[Gaspard]

I'll bite. I have no shame.

Lulu (FFX)

Kimahri (FFX)

 

[Regginator]

Also, the Arkhamverse has some sexy as FUCK ladies as well. Catwoman, Ivy (not the AK design, didn't really like her look there), Batgirl (pre-Oracle), Harley, mmmmm.

 

[Pie and Beans]

Wasn't... Orta like 14-16 years old or something in PDO? Which is an amusing acronym now for this topic.

 

[ReaperXL7]

Lol Cosmo ain't journalism. Words on paper is not journalism.

I don't really disagree though I have seen sections where they do cover news. I wouldn't really Polygon a serious journalistic outlet either though if I'm being fair.

My point is more that many outlets that do serious pieces also have a habit of doing dumb fluff stuff also.

 

[ProtomanNeo]

From the Bizzzack!!!

 

[Lynx_7]

Nowi from Fire Emblem Awakening.

Spoiler

/s

 

[benzopil]

Also Catwoman in Telltale's Batman is amazing.

 

[Infernal Monkey]

 

[Melkezadek]

What a classy title. Should have been "Who's guts would you like to get up in?"

As for my answer:

Specifically RE3 Jill.

 

[Vostranoid]

This is great.

 

[FATALITY]

 

[Sub_Level]

She is my height too. Perfecto.

 

[DMONKUMA]

Damn right!

I can honestly see this be used in a Nintendo hype thread.

.......Unless it's already been used.

 

[IronRaven]

Musashi from Kancolle.

 

[poodaddy]

Also, the Arkhamverse has some sexy as FUCK ladies as well. Catwoman, Ivy (not the AK design, didn't really like her look there), Batgirl (pre-Oracle), Harley, mmmmm.

How is Barbara less attractive as Oracle?

 

[kingbean]

I just read the title and was about to post how stupid this was. But then I read the OP. He wrote a fictional character a fucking letter?!

Yeah, I couldn't actually read the letter because it was too awkward.
Some people are just really expressive in their own... unique way?

Isn't she 17?

I think in DOA5 she's like 19. In the first game they were supposed to be 17.

I'd partake in the sexy time with most female video game characters. Not too many ugly ones outside of horror games.

Yeah, most females in video games are meant to be attractive in some way. It's just how willing people are to look past the lack of humanity/clearly unrealistically shaped characters can be.

This is amazing

So is your avatar.

 

[13ruce]

Ehm wtf oh it's Polygon.. But i will play along: Midna, Zelda from BotW or Hyrule Warriors, Samus, Female shephard, lara croft, Tifa, chun-li, Shanoa(castlevania), Link (i am normally not into man but for this i would make an exeption) and Aloy.

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

The answer is obviously Morrigan Aensland. She'd straight succ the life out of you.

Worth

Also she can split into multiple people

 

[2Smashed4U]

anyone say Zelda in BOTW yet?

 

[DrkSage]

Poison Ivy
Honoka
Lulu
Jill
Ramlethal
Samus Aran

This list could be longer

 

[Atlas157]

Widowmaker.

 

[Bloodborne]

 

[valkillmore]

!

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Kasumi from DOA
Hitomi from DOA
Liara from Mass Effect
Princess Peach
Princess Rosalina
Tifa Lockhart
Zarya from Overwatch

 

[antibolo]

Silly gaf you were supposed to point and laugh at Polygon, not actually answer the question.

 

[Gaardus]

Kimahri (FFX)

Avatar quote us both.

 

[Stormblessed]

It makes sense to quote Kuchera's. There's something in it that really reflects the kind of man he is, though I don't expect it's intentional. Quintessential Polygon.

The rest, from what I can see, is white noise - top-of-head answers from a group of no-names. May as well have polled Reddit.

 

[petethepanda]

There will soon come a time when we all have to pick a side in the great Thirst War.