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[Hexagon!]

Modbot is being surprisingly merciful today.

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Adrian Andrews from the Ace Attorney series is the best.

OF COURSE I GET TOP OF THE PAGE. EVERYBODY LOOK AT WHAT A LOSER I AM.

 

[the_firewithin]

Triss

Redheads <3

 

[Dali]

Orta? Wait... orta? How old is she? I remember seeing art of her and thinking she was clearly modelled after Leon: The professional era Portman. Somebody need to call the cops on this Kuchera guy.

My pick would be Etna.

 

[psynergylover]

came for this, thank you!!!


that being said....

I guess this was my first waifu before the term was coined.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

The key to life is to simultaneously indulge in a thing while also feeling superior to other people who do the same.

This sounds like the life lesson of a Mike Judge movie.

 

[vern]

Probably any of the girls from the Lunar games I guess. Those bromides did a number on me when I was in high school.

 

[Jaguar Victory]

Fucking on Unicorns. Why the Hell not.

 

[TRUE ORDER]

I'd love to make a Jill Sandwich

 

[Shredderi]

Sheva from Resident Evil 5

Or maybe Ada. Really torn between these two.

 

[Bollocks]

Zelda

 

[poodaddy]

Yes, I don't like the original

I support you on this completely; Tifas original design is blatant spank bait and it's juvenile as fuck. Advent Children design is infinitely superior. Hopefully in FFVII remake they really rework her original....proportions....

 

[Japanmanx3]

Fran.

 

[Yarbskoo]

Gordon Freeman.

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Also, original Tifa is best Tifa.

 

[Jaguar Victory]

Modbot is being surprisingly merciful today.

Spoiler

Adrian Andrews from the Ace Attorney series is the best.

OF COURSE I GET TOP OF THE PAGE. EVERYBODY LOOK AT WHAT A LOSER I AM.

Don't worry this will be a 100 page thread incoming. It'll get buried soon enough.

 

[Lunafreya Nox Fleuret]

Too many to list but Mei Ling is Fineeeeeeeeee

 

[MKIL65]

I'll bite. I have no shame.

Lulu (FFX)

Yeah, that's a lot of chastity belts...

 

[kingbean]

I love how this thread tries to balance outrage at Polygon for asking such a crude question and genuine discussion of said question because people actually do find it interesting to think about. The key to life is to simultaneously indulge in a thing while also feeling superior to other people who do the same.

I think just most people enjoy talking about sex.

 

[franknbeans]

 

[Grassy]

Sonic The Hedgehog

Sonic

 

[FZZ]

Fire Emblem has the most thots

 

[Dr. Kitty Muffins]

Why not Princess Peach?

I like pure, submissive women.

 

[Milly Osworth]

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

I won't say

Do you have her body pillow??

 

[ubercheez]

 

[Elixist]

ffx lulu, strong raveness, stockings, nice rack, a bit emo, haunting eyes, hnnngg

for a wilder side

widowmaker (overwatch) ,

juri (sf4/5) ,

ramelethal (guilty gear)

 

[kingbean]

Looks like a blue pac-man...

Too lewd.

 

[halfbeast]

slave heihachi, mmmmh... *drools*

I guess I'll be that guy.

don't be ashamed of your words and deeds, you breathe through your orgasms.

 

[Creaking]

Can't decide between my two Dragon's Dogma baes


Fournival

or

Feste

Oh you know me. Lets make it a double.

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But seriously, Crash Bandicoot

 

[Sangetsu-II]

Zelda

:triggered:

 

[SmokedMeat]

Don't worry this will be a 100 page thread incoming. It'll get buried soon enough.

Holy shit this is hilarious! Hahahahahahaha!!

 

[facetheslayer92]

Courtney Gears

Edit: Blood Rayne chick would be my pick.

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

It's time for another videogame crash, too many people are on this ship,sink it and start over.

 

[asariN7]

Sorry Liara,but youll have to take seconds.

 

[Madame M]

dose lips doe

 

[Numb]

slave heihachi, mmmmh... *drools*

don't be ashamed of your words and deeds, you breathe through your orgasms.

Not bad

I guess I'd go for zafina if I had to

 

[ChouGoku]

Probably someone from that Dead or Alive volleyball game....

This shit had me dying because its so true

 

[Kinyou]

I guess I could write for Polygon

 

[WadeitOut]

Polygon's mom.


And I understand this joke was probably told earlier in the thread.

 

[Ran rp]

 

[Schlorgan]

Sorry Liara,but youll have to take seconds.

Fun fact: same voice actress as FemHawke.

 

[Lunafreya Nox Fleuret]

what in the everloving fuck is that

 

[MKIL65]

what in the everloving fuck is that

Mara from Shin Megami Tensei

 

[tkscz]

Would wreck

 

[Zen_Arcade]

Why is this a "lol games journalism" issue? I mean, you have stuff like this in regular journalism all the time, Cosmo is filled with it as at the editorial sextions and entertainment fluff sections.

Just a dumb fun thing to do for Valentines day

I choose Tina from DOA.

Comparing their journalism to the likes of entertainment fluff is kind of doubling down on why people are making fun of it in the first place.

"Why are people making fun of games journalism? There are other shitty journalists in magazines like Cosmo. You know, that magazine no one looks to for good jorunalism?"

The answer is because there are too many Cosmo-ish websites in Games Journalism and not very many that actually do good work.

 

[Budi]

Triss Merigold, The Witcher series.

 

[Kyrios]

what in the everloving fuck is that

Mara from Shin Megami Tensei

Yuuuup.

 

[Ninjimbo]

Ayane from DoA. All day. Everyday.

 

[Nielm]

 

[Last_colossi]

 

[Kawngi]

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