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[Rösti]

The Nintenja can't get to 10k in time. Instead they have cut him off at the legs.

Mr. Singh's blades are made of paper but still so strong dismemberment would seem picayune. More ways than once to silence someone.

 

[Akai]

Where's the Kimishima version?

 

[FunkyDealer]

For the love of God, calm down :lol

This is NintendoGAF.

 

[Clefargle]

Awwww shit GAF, how can you keep pulling me back in!?

 

[LordOfChaos]

10k's post must be pretty long.

"Plays games"
-10K

Everyone:

 

[Nanashrew]

I love this version.

 

[-Horizon-]

10k is just waiting for the new page!

Or they already got him/her.

 

[Blizzard]

Just a friendly reminder:

I could summarize everything I've been told into one post. Nothing too mind blowing.

So it probably won't be TOO mind-blowing.

 

[Raider745]

His ISP was blown up by Nintendo.

 

[Claude Augario]

Unshitting my pitchfork if we don't get anything soon!

Just a friendly reminder:


So it probably won't be TOO mind-blowing.

Unshitting my pitchfork anyway.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Why didn't u already have it written in notepad or something and copy and paste lol

 

[LordOfChaos]

Just a friendly reminder:


So it probably won't be TOO mind-blowing.

He's trying to un-pre-blow our minds so our minds can be properly blow, our katanas properly unshitted

 

[Sandfox]

We need a 10k version.

 

[-Horizon-]

Just a friendly reminder:


So it probably won't be TOO mind-blowing.

"It plugs into the wall"

 

[Kindekuma]

Are we gonna be OK, GAF? I'm thirsty for some real NX news.

 

[Hero of Legend]

No, guys, 10k is waiting to post it at post #10,000, we're over half way there!

 

[Maxrunner]

Metroid NX rumour

Metroid rumour

 

[FZZ]

The faster GAF realizes I'm the plug the faster we will get NX info

 

[Griss]

What I want it to be, more than anything else...
"The handheld... comes first..."

 

[orioto]

And we never heard about 10k again, nor any of his friends not anyone he talked to in the last 2 days.

 

[Red Fire]

"Plays games"
-10K

Everyone:

😂😂😂

Cmooooon 10k!

 

[James Scott]

Metroid NX rumour
https://mynintendonews.com/2016/04/13/rumour-metroid-coming-to-nx-this-year/

It's a TiLMEN rumor. Don't beLIEve

 

[IntelliHeath]

Oh shit! Here we go!

Just saying in advance, thank you so much for all this. Like an oasis in a desert...

So Soon. If we are going to get any news at end of this month.

 

[Malus]

Metroid NX rumour

Metroid rumour

Shhh this is 10k's time now.

 

[Mihael Mello Keehl]

Metroid NX rumour

Metroid rumour

(Bryson Tiller voice) Don't..

 

[Joqu]

The ninjas got 10k guys, I'm sure of it. I hear it was a personal hit by Miyamoto himself

 

[Oddduck]

Metroid NX rumour

Metroid rumour

Has Tilmen ever gotten a single rumor right?

 

[Roo]

😴💤💤

 

[Kindekuma]

Metroid NX rumour

Metroid rumour

If Prime 4, hype at maximum. If Other M 2: Federation Force, disappointment and despair.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

 

[georly]

Has Tilmen ever gotten a single rumor right?

No, he has been known to make them up for page/youtube views.

 

[Insane Metal]

I could summarize everything I've been told into one post. Nothing too mind blowing.

Please do!

 

[The Adder]

Unshitting my pitchfork if we don't get anything soon!



Unshitting my pitchfork anyway.

Why did you shit your pitchfork in the first place?

 

[GWX]

holy shit 10k hype someone plz hold me

 

[Colonel Mustard]

And then, all of a sudden, 10k just reposts baardhimself's response from the infamous Nintendogs thread and nopes out of GAF forever, leaving this thread in shambles.

Edit: wrong user, apparently.

 

[-Horizon-]

So Soon. If we are going to get any news at end of this month.

Uncharted 4 Definitive edition confirmed, Druckmann betrayalton

 

[Mpl90]

Metroid NX rumour

Metroid rumour

Tilmen, uh? I'll pass.

 

[frankie_baby]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

 

[Deleted member 465307]

And then, all of a sudden, 10k just reposts JBaird's response from the infamous Nintendogs thread and nopes out of GAF forever, leaving this thread in shambles.

Could someone educate me on this piece of GAF history?

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

Could someone educate me on this piece of GAF history?

i had a beter idea.....

 

[FunkyDealer]

Could someone educate me on this piece of GAF history?

I'd appreciate it as well. While we wait.

 

[FZZ]

I got broads in Atlanta
Twisting dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hitting off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Going out like I’m Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers
Black X6, Phantom
White X6, panda
Pockets swole, Danny
Selling bar, candy
Man I'm the macho like Randy
The choppa go Oscar for Grammy
Bitch nigga pull up ya panty
Hope you killas understand me

 

[Deleted member 465307]

i had a beter idea.....

A link works—thanks!

 

[Mpl90]

And then, all of a sudden, 10k just reposts JBaird's response from the infamous Nintendogs thread and nopes out of GAF forever, leaving this thread in shambles.

Are you talking about that post where that user, how can I put it, answered gently about how he would treat one user's wife as a real gentleman? :lol

 

[Malus]

I suppose this is a bad time to break it to everybody that 10k types at 5wpm.

 

[LordOfChaos]

I suppose this is a bad time to break it to everybody that 10k types at 5wpm.

10K refers to how much RAM the system he's typing this on has

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

A link works—thanks!

It's the kind of thing where being described what it is is one thing, but actually seeing it in its proper glory for the first time, with no context or prior knowledge whatsoever, is a fucking incredible experience. Enjoy you lucky bastard.

 

[Clefargle]

For each page we fill while he is typing Kimishima adds .1 teraflop.

Get hype!

 

[Rubixcuba]

Missed the last day, why we hyped? What's happening? 10k has news?

 

[GWX]

For each page we fill while he is typing Kimishima adds .1 teraflop.

Get hype!

never gon' stop posting :lol

 

[GregLombardi]

Oh goodness