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[haxan7]

I think the “guys” who say that are just trying to patheticly impress. “See I care about women’s right too!” “I’m just soooo progressive!”

That's true but it's not totally on the guys. There's a lot of pressure to fit into that paradigm and they just don't have the character and individuality to forge their own way. They are just trying to suck on the collective tit.

 

[LMJ]

"I'm riddled with STDs"

"Come see my van"

"I have 37 cats"

"My mother's here too"

"Women should be silent"

"Hope you're not squeamish"

 

[brap]

"I watch pro wrestling"

 

[Halo is Back]

That's true but it's not totally on the guys. There's a lot of pressure to fit into that paradigm and they just don't have the character and individuality to forge their own way. They are just trying to suck on the collective tit.

I guess, but it just comes off as desperate to me

 

[haxan7]

I guess, but it just comes off as desperate to me

It's all kinds of desperate and things that are even worse than that.

 

[5secondrulesucks]

i said every response in this thread and scored. sucks to be you guys

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

"Everybody Wang Chung tonight!"

 

[choco-fish]

Took 5 shits today

 

[slugbahr]

"Green lines are noise"

 

[interactivemonodrama]

me sexual transmitted disease

 

[Chairman Tickles]

Check out my basement.

 

[slugbahr]

Now, let's talk Scientology...

 

[5609481]

When I'm looking this good, "I'd totally fuck me"

I used that line once. It would've worked! ...if I hadn't made a drunken ass of myself later that night

 

[slugbahr]

When I'm looking this good, "I'd totally fuck me"

I used that line once. It would've worked! ...if I hadn't made a drunken ass of myself later that night

 

[It's Jeff]

Not unemployed, between jobs...

 

[Hudo]

I play Neptunia games.

 

[Punished Miku]

Wanna see my basement?

 

[Kagey K]

Sooner or later you’re bound to find someone who appreciates that forthright style and feels the same way.

I always hated “the dating game.”

Meh, sometimes it takes that approach to win.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Got me laid and in an 8 month relationship with one of the top 3 girls I ever dated (she was a virgin.)

As for a real date ender, I’d go with.....

I fucked a hampster once.

 

[oagboghi2]

I'm a jake pauler

 

[triplestation]

 

[Kagey K]

I think I can end every date in 3 words......

Resetera membership....... Approved.

 

[haxan7]

This is actually what I say to ensure a second date, I just always say "follow me to the bathroom" beforehand

 

[Noboru Wataya]

I love my mommy

 

[Prison Mike]

This idea is certainly not original, but I figured it'd be fun nevertheless. The concept of this pretty self-explanatory but I'll post an example of How to Ruin a Date in Four Words either way.



"Does this look infected?"





Alright, Gaffers, let's see how you would ruin your date in four words!

God my dick itches

 

[jolof96]

you smell like mummy

 

[Borinot]

i'm not racist, but..

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

I want penis friction.

 

[slugbahr]

You smell like farts.

 

[mekes]

This is something I’ve wanted to say to a few dates I had in the past with women I had met from online places such as okcupid and tinder.

“You weren’t fat online?”

Or

“You’ve let yourself go?”

I honestly got fed up with having this scenario play out where women would use old pictures, gain 5 stone and still use old pictures where they used to care about their appearance. I’ve nothing against bigger ladies, it’s just a sucker punch to have somebody be dishonest about something as important as appearance when it comes to online matching.

I never did say it, but damn I wanted to a few times.

 

[lil puff]

This is the best thread I've seen so far.

If I had any ideas, they were already hit up.

 

[slugbahr]

This is the best thread I've seen so far.

If I had any ideas, they were already hit up.

You are the worst.

 

[lil puff]

anything now that I could add in 4 words would be a permaban

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

"Hello! We are legion."

Yoooo this is good. I would freak lmao

 

[Bullet Club]

Like, comment and subscribe

 

[Redneckerz]

''CEO at NeoGAF, Hi!''

''I like the Transformer movies''

''Did you sub already?''

''You inspire birth control''

''USB port Male/Female?''

''Format my drive, please.''

''Apple, or Android, hm?''

''Blue Eyes, White Dragon.''

''Check menu, don't order''

 

[slugbahr]

anything now that I could add in 4 words would be a permaban

Chicken? Bawk bawk, b-cawk!?

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Chicken? Bawk bawk, b-cawk!?

No, cat.

 

[Scopa]

“Since I found God...”

 

[Musky_Cheese]

“Since I found God...”

Oh shit lol. Definitely run away

 

[slugbahr]

Human brains taste best.

 

[The Scrivener]

"Green lines are noise"

I'm the only one who liked your comment. I hope GAF never forgets the green lines thread.

My turn...

"Jones, Robinson, Rogan, Peterson?"

Or, if you want an actual sentence to ruin a date then surely, "fuck you, you cunt."

I was never very good at dating, can you guess why.

 

[slugbahr]

"I banged her mother"

 

[slugbahr]

I'm the only one who liked your comment. I hope GAF never forgets the green lines thread.

My turn...

"Jones, Robinson, Rogan, Peterson?"

Or, if you want an actually sentence to ruin a date then surely, "fuck you, you cunt."

I was never very good at dating, can you guess why.

Never forget. Never. EVER!

 

[Bullet Club]

No Netflix, just Crunchyroll

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

“The Last Jedi’s brilliance”

 

[Afro Republican]

"I wasn't born female"

 

[Mihos]

Guess what your eating

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

“Post-to-like ratio”

also

"I already pooped today"

 

[bucyou]

this hasnt happened before

 

[Ailynn]

"I wasn't born female"

"Hey, that's my line."