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[Suzzopher]

 

[Gravijah]

Everyone coming to the celebration party with FREE Cracker Barrel Old Cheddar and Breton Crackers, take a huuuuuuge step forward!

...not so fast, Prime Crotch.

 

[Jme]

Awww yea motherfuckers it's parade time!

 

[NonexistentK]

Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game
Everyone's a winner
we're making our fame
Bonafide hustler making my name

All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money

 

[Prime crotch]

Everyone coming to the celebration party with FREE Cracker Barrel Old Cheddar and Breton Crackers, take a huuuuuuge step forward!

...not so fast, Prime Crotch.

theyre crappy cookies anyway

 

[inner-G]

This must be because they put out Sakura Wars in the US.

 

[Gravijah]

Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game
Everyone's a winner
we're making our fame
Bonafide hustler making my name

All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money

if you sing that song again I will give you a colombian necktie

 

[Davidion]

:lol :lol Love it, should have paid attention to who started the thread before I opened it.

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

And I, for one, welcome our new SEGA overlords.

EDIT: Much, much too late. Should pay more attention...:lol

 

[Finaika]

I'll play Valkyria Chronicles later to celebrate this awesome news.

 

[nny]

Excellent.

 

[sixteen-bit]

congrats sega

 

[Mush]

Oh, its because I finally finished Valkyria Chronicles isn't it? Well that explains everything.

 

[universalmind]

I for one welcome our new SEGA overlords.

:lol

 

[Dandy]

To be this good takes AGES.

 

[hxa155]

To be this good takes AGES.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

 

[ZoddGutts]

I'll play Valkyria Chronicles later to celebrate this awesome news.

If only we gotten a sequel to that game.

Spoiler

On the PS3

 

[Cornbread78]

im done sucking them off until I get some proof they love me back
like say shinning force 3 all scenarios translated release

Isn't SFIII on the "SEGA Collections" PS3 disk? I think it SF, SF2 and SF3....

 

[NonexistentK]

Now all Sega needs to do is make Pachinko parlors popular in the West and officially start The Blue Phoenix operation.

if you sing that song again I will give you a colombian necktie

try if you dare young grasshopper, i'll go ishikozume on you

 

[Deleted member 30609]

awesome thread title.

made me twitch a little and everything.

 

[Urban Scholar]

Thank you Sega for Resonance of Fate & I wish you the best for more.

 

[Gravijah]

Now all Sega needs to do is make Pachinko parlors popular in the West and officially start The Blue Phoenix operation.


try if you dare young grasshopper, i'll go ishikozume on you

HEH.

HEH HEH.

I SUGGEST YOU PREPARE, SIR.

 

[Dedication Through Light]

Sonic & SEGA All Stars Racing? Odd the documents seemed only about those machines. Nice to see them bust a profit!

 

[Haunted]

I love opposite day.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Watch out Apple, SEGA is coming for that ass :O

 

[NonexistentK]

I SUGGEST YOU PREPARE, SIR.

i'm currently busy dreaming a Bayonetta non-stop climax pure platinum run & preparing breton cracker sandwiches with cracker barrel old cheddar as our fearless leader has instructed. Do not worry though, i'm totally planning to deal with you before Sega announces Panzer Dragon Saga 2. Deus vult!

 

[gutter_trash]

when is Sega gonna start up their Dreamcast library DD onto PSN and XBLA?
if they want more money, they would do it

 

[Dedication Through Light]

when is Sega gonna start up their Dreamcast library DD onto PSN and XBLA?
if they want more money, they would do it

They are starting this fall remember? Crazy Taxi and Sonic Adventure and possibly more to come.

 

[Megadragon15]

Congratulations, Sega.

 

[Nif]

Lol Sega. They should give up and go 1st party.

 

[Xater]

How the fuck did this happen? SEGA is proably one of the last companie I expected to report profits. :lol

 

[Gravijah]

i'm currently busy dreaming a Bayonetta non-stop climax pure platinum run & preparing breton cracker sandwiches with cracker barrel old cheddar as our fearless leader has instructed. Do not worry though, i'm totally planning to deal with you before Sega announces Panzer Dragon Saga 2. Deus vult!

ooh ooh bayonetta

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNe7azd-UDY

ooh ooh splash wave... yes... yes!

 

[Fularu]

You will always have my heart Sega.

You can have my first-born for a copy of Streets Of Rage 4.

Keep your first born

This is what SoR 4 looked like : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4hs0omE4zg

 

[CTLance]

Awesome. Still having difficulties with the fact that ultra-conservative profit-oriented Nintendo of all companies has posted a loss in spite of selling fucktons of profitable consoles/handhelds, while Sega, yeah, THAT Sega, rakes in money. So hilarious. And mindblowing.

 

[ElFly]

Yesterday I bought Virtua Fighter 5, therefore helping this victory.

 

[Leonsito]

Yesterday I bought Virtua Fighter 5, therefore helping this victory.

Stunts, right ?

 

[KamenSenshi]

well this is certainly an odd week. Talk about wrapping your head around things, sega of all companies posting a profit. This is like an elseworld week.

 

[darkwing]

how did the Iron Man 2 game do?

 

[drizzle]

I read the thread title and this song popped in my head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNzVtZPVbQc

 

[gutter_trash]

They are starting this fall remember? Crazy Taxi and Sonic Adventure and possibly more to come.

not enough IMO
always the same games that have been ported to GC and PS2.. want more!

 

[Combichristoffersen]

how did the Iron Man 2 game do?

It was a bomba IIRC

 

[ElFly]

Stunts, right ?

Oh god, yes.

The funniest game I ever played that is a bugfest.

 

[darkwing]

It was a bomba IIRC

then how the heck did Sega make money

 

[ToxicAdam]

They've been kicking goals- but with the accuracy of Jozy Altidore. ^_^

Too soon, man. Too soon.

 

[ULTROS!]

then how the heck did Sega make money

Are amusement park operations and arcade games counted?

 

[NonexistentK]

how did the Iron Man 2 game do?

the report says 1.12 mil all platforms combined (wii, ps3, 360, nds, psp). shipped of course.

 

[Combichristoffersen]

then how the heck did Sega make money

Whoring out Sonic's (not so) tight little asshole to legions of crazed Sonic fans

 

[Christine]

SEGA SUPERIOR. CONSTRUCTICONS INFERIOR.

 

[AstroLad]

Why would GAF be "forced" to admit anything? First off, GAF is a private members-only forum and can say whatever the fuck it wants. Second off, Sega still blows and the fact that they finally made a profit doesn't change that even one iota. Just look at GameRankings. Just because Justin Biever sells a lot of records doesn't mean shit. Thread backfire total.

 

[obonicus]

Why would GAF be "forced" to admit anything? First off, GAF is a private members-only forum and can say whatever the fuck it wants. Second off, Sega still blows and the fact that they finally made a profit doesn't change that even one iota. Just look at GameRankings. Just because Justin Biever sells a lot of records doesn't mean shit. Thread backfire total.

I think that to properly bait Segata you'd have to say something about the Sega of the Saturn days being dead etc. etc.