Hey, EatChildren. I'm with you man.
Fuck Resident Evil 5. This is the game that came the closest, feeling wise, to RE4 for me.
It even had a similar, though somewhat less charismatic/mysterious merchant!
Feed Christopher red gems and he'll barf out the wanted goods.
Just one of the many off kilter quirks SotD offers. It's absurd, crass, funny, rich, and way too short.
Wish this game was released on PC. My PS3 crapped out on me recently and I don't see a reason to buy a new one. PS4 being out and owning a decent gaming rig and all...
Felt more like a RE4 successor than RE5 did.