Ah, dude, you make me all warm 'n' fuzzy. I'm cool with it though, I bring it on myself. Here's a handy visual representation of my posting style:
You're a proud member of the Carnival of Stupid.
It's a beautiful thing when done right. Nintendo generally isn't your style and you aren't the type to back down when prodded, nor the type to walk away without prodding yourself. I enjoy that about certain posters because somehow they straddle the line between irritating and cute that they become irricute. Ani with his sarcasm, Ami with his "Fuck you I'm an anteater!" style.
I mean it's not like you really give that much of a fuck. You're just reasonably good with firing coffee at beehives and getting away relatively unscathed. Sooner or later though my friend the bans will catch up and then I won't have that punchable smug face to laugh with.
I don't completely get it myself. Every time you praise Vita it always reads like a backhanded insult anyway. Like you love the platform but you can clearly see it is not something the masses want. Probably because it's been bombing for longer. You're well past denial firmly in acceptance territory.