So UNO on xbox live...

Aug 14, 2007
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is pretty fucked up now. I haven't tried playing it in a looooong time, fired it up tonight and was in for a TREAT.

First game I get into has a guy IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR playing with his flaccid paralyzed cock...AWESOME.

Then I spend an hour getting harassed by fat girls wanting to see my cock.

What the fuck?
 
Jul 20, 2004
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The first time I ever played Uno over XBL, I was treated to the kind of epithets and obscene names you typically associate with Halo. I was so startled to get that kind of treatment in, you know, Uno that I never went back.
 
May 12, 2009
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yeah, i miss Uno.

i kept getting into games with guys talking about how awesome the demo for Phantasy Star Universe was cause you could offer meseta to see boobs or something. a few games later, the cock picks came about and i longed for the PSU pimps.

i only managed 1 game of Bomberman Online, some southern mom was yelling at her kids that they should be doing homework and not playing games, and they (also in said game) were yelling that she should mind her business. whats sad is they were clearly into this public argument and still beating me, its like the worst feeling of being a big fish in a small pond (i owned at this game in the dorms!) with culture shock tossed in for kicks.

but yeah, wheelchair cock, that's at least something different.
 
Aug 14, 2007
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IrishNinja said:
yeah, i miss Uno.

i kept getting into games with guys talking about how awesome the demo for Phantasy Star Universe was cause you could offer meseta to see boobs or something. a few games later, the cock picks came about and i longed for the PSU pimps.

i only managed 1 game of Bomberman Online, some southern mom was yelling at her kids that they should be doing homework and not playing games, and they (also in said game) were yelling that she should mind her business. whats sad is they were clearly into this public argument and still beating me, its like the worst feeling of being a big fish in a small pond (i owned at this game in the dorms!) with culture shock tossed in for kicks.

but yeah, wheelchair cock, that's at least something different.
I was amazed by the wheelchair guy, I even called the wife down to see. He actually said "there ain't much you can do in a wheelchair" while I was in the room. :lol
 
Jun 18, 2007
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another one of THESE threads

look, we all know how amazing UNO XBLA is, we don't need people making threads all the time reminding us, its the funniest game on XBLA, just not if youre easily offended
 
Jan 21, 2005
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Uno threads are about as hard to predict as icecream threads.

That said, Uno is hilarious. A couple of years back me and some buddies played with one random and his girlfriend. In the middle of the game, after being all over her, the dude took his girl to the bedroom. Like two minutes later she comes back and starts jokingly(?) telling us how bad he is in bed. Needless to say, he didn't find it funny being that the entire room was laughing. He started beating on her then the camera went off. About 30 mins later it came back on and they were both just hitting up a bong. Good times.
 
Jun 8, 2004
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Maybe the OP should log into HOME and follow the pedos on there trying to pick on what they think are 10 year old girls instead? Point is don't judge a community based on a group of losers you encounter,because there is good and bad with any large base of people. Sorta silly creating a thread on it too.
 

Gouty

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Well I just dug out my camera to see for myself the depravity to which Uno is said have sunk. I really don’t have much to report. I did see one flaccid dick, though very briefly. The only other thing of note was when I was kicked out of a game when a 12 year old girl asked the host (who was an adult) if she could invite her friend Tanya. Apparently women of any age hold sway on Xbox live.
 

TheSeks

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Feb 14, 2009
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Shadowlink said:
Is there an option to turn off the camera?
"X" Privacy Settings->Friends Only->????->No more dicks in Uno!

Honestly, who sets their camera setting to "everybody" and doesn't expect dicks?
 
Mar 23, 2006
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Rahxephon91 said:
This thread reminded me why I deleted the game off my hard drive. I just don't get why people feel the need to just have their junk hanging out.

I'm all for the hot women though.
I say this but back during my Halo 2 days my clan would ask me to blast porn through my headset.

Halo 2 was so awesome.
 
Jan 5, 2008
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SwitchBladeKneegrow said:
is pretty fucked up now. I haven't tried playing it in a looooong time, fired it up tonight and was in for a TREAT.

First game I get into has a guy IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR playing with his flaccid paralyzed cock...AWESOME.

Then I spend an hour getting harassed by fat girls wanting to see my cock.

What the fuck?
 
Oct 15, 2005
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this almost makes me want to get a vision cam... sounds like there's a lot of lols to be had.
but unless i find one for less than $20 i'll stick to gaf for tales of penis.
 

dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
Jun 6, 2004
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Crunched said:
Eh, I thought cameras were disabled with the latest patch.

They aren't disabled, but they are turned off by default. You have to open your cam and cam viewing to see what is going on in uno-land. I have played forever and I have never seen anything seedy or disturbing. The worst thing I have seen was a guy eating cereal.