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[-Horizon-]

I'm in tears laughing. XD

This can't possibly be real.

Look it up at your own risk :T

 

[pizzacat]

Perfect

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

I don't understand why these game companies are so fucking bad at PR when it comes to this stuff.

1/10 of gender brewhahas: Chauvanism and sexist behavior to begin with

9/10 of gender brewhahas: tone deaf ignoring of business opportunities and sticking their foot in the mouths

 

[NEO0MJ]

What have you done...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

 

[ultron87]

I should've seen sooner that if you rearrange the letters in Evilore it spells Anita Sarkeesian.

 

[Brashnir]

The Marble in Marble Madness is now also a girl.

 

[Robotguy]

But then who was Metroid?

Other mom.

 

[Tathanen]

[citation needed]

 

[Traumnovelle]

I Approve

 

[Ardenyal]

Sorry but his name is Zelda..

 

[Timeaisis]

Well, this thread really went in a strange direction I think we all really completely expected it to go in.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Well, ok. I'm fine with it I guess.

 

[Izuna]

Pfft come on. There's no way my fake pdf editor computer screen edit looks real. It's not even slanted properly.

Yeah I wasn't really serious, but I did want it to be real.

 

[oti]

Female Solid Snake.

 

[Neiteio]

Well, this thread really went in a strange direction I think we all really completely expected it to go in.

*starts slathering Timeaisis in mayo*

Oh, the places you'll go

 

[Kriken]

What have you done...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

We haven't had a good parody thread in a while, people are thirsty as fuck

 

[Hastati]

What if Link is both?

 

[FunkyDealer]

I'm confused, who's Link and why are there so many pictures of Zelda in this thread?

 

[MrBadger]

His name is Samus.

His full name is Sam Usaran

 

[Zalman]

Can she crawl though?

 

[HK-47]

Yes

No

Yes?

 

[Ferrio]

Why are you sexualizing those women? I thought we were about equality here.

What if he already sexualizes male link?

 

[Timeaisis]

*starts slathering Timeaisis in mayo*

Oh, the places you'll go

WITNESS ME

 

[Shift Breaker]

In front of the Temple of Time there are two girls. One of them us Zelda. And another one - a docile looking girl wearing a green tunic and hat. However, it's a mistake to call her a girl. This is Link. The son of the temple's chief priest. Yes, a son. No matter how you look at him, he looks like a lovely girl but he's a guy.

"Ganon-san, hello."

He makes a quick bow to me. His voice and behaviour make him look like a female. Or maybe more feminine than a female.

But he's a guy.

Taller than Zelda, and of a very slim build.

But he's a guy.

Looks good in a green tunic.

But he's a guy.

He's holding a sword, so I'm guessing that he was in the middle of training.

But he's a guy.

It's so hot, even though it's almost evening.

But he's a guy.

The damn cicadas won't shut up.

But he's a guy.

 

[SteveTR]

Here's the Hero of Time himself commenting on the issue at hand.

 

[wolfhowwl]

I am ok with this.

Truth be told, I've been ok with this ever since I first saw this image. (Might be NSFW depending on how puritan your workplace is )

Uh...

 

[Gsnap]

My dream of male Link is right around the corner. Come on Zelda Wii U!

Spoiler

I just want to play as Zelda...

 

[SgtCobra]

Adjust your 1950s-era PR statements and internal development memos as appropriate. Print new editions of your ultra-important half page long Legend of Zelda lore pamphlets.

All your Links are girls.

All of them, from her landmark NES game onward. Thanks for understanding, Nintendo.

Understood. I understand what you're saying, and just as general information, we do have a lot of male staff members who are playing these games and are enjoying it. It doesn't seem to be a big issue to them. They still are getting emotional investment in these games. And to be honest, Link isn't the most feminine of girls in the world, depending on how you want to project yourself into the character.

 

[Savitar]

I have no problems with this.

 

[SuperDowns]

You heard him Nintendo; get out that press release, PRONTO!

 

[Neiteio]

Still waiting for Nintendo sign off on my product pitch for a new Zelda where female Links arrive from different timelines and the only way to resolve the split timeline and stop Ganon is to have a sexy pillow fight

 

[super-famicom]

I'm fine with this.

 

[zerokoolpsx]

My childhood is ruined. Link is always a bro.
Got no problem with girls cosplaying as Link though.

 

[Pinky]

Zero Suit Sam?

 

[Kouriozan]

Female Link is best Link.

 

[Timeaisis]

Still waiting for Nintendo sign off on my product pitch for a new Zelda where female Links arrive from different timelines and the only way to resolve the split timeline and stop Ganon is to have a sexy pillow fight

The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Girls

 

[Pegosaurus]

I don't care if a new link is a girl

But I want all the preexisting links to stay guys

 

[KJRS_1993]

Hey, I considered it SFW, since "female Link" on Google Images gets REAL saucy. I'd also like to not account suicide, kthx.

Dude, it ain't about the SFW. It looks like that's meant to be child Link (who is 11-12?) - with huge boobs.

 

[NEO0MJ]

We haven't had a good parody thread in a while, people are thirsty as fuck

EviLore is meant to set a higher example for other board members to follow. He was supposed to destroy the dark side, not join it!

 

[Neiteio]

The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Girls

Amazing, this is what I need to get Aonuma to stop waffling!

 

[Gsnap]

Still waiting for Nintendo sign off on my product pitch for a new Zelda where female Links arrive from different timelines and the only way to resolve the split timeline and stop Ganon is to have a sexy pillow fight

Links not the most masculine guy... I'm sure he'd be into pillow fights.

 

[Hollycat]

I have no problem with this.

 

[Gestault]

I want Legend of Telma.

 

[DXLelouch153]

The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Girls

sounds like a lesbian porn movie title

 

[oti]

Still waiting for Nintendo sign off on my product pitch for a new Zelda where female Links arrive from different timelines and the only way to resolve the split timeline and stop Ganon is to have a sexy pillow fight

Hahaha that's fun- no. Let's talk about this. How is a sexy pillow fight between different timeline female Links supposed to stop Ganon? You have 20 seconds. Go.

 

[Kazerei]

Good, good

 

[Mexen]

Now go! Let Link come back a female.

 

[-Horizon-]

In front of the Temple of Time there are two girls. One of them us Zelda. And another one - a docile looking girl wearing a green tunic and hat. However, it's a mistake to call her a girl. This is Link. The son of the temple's chief priest. Yes, a son. No matter how you look at him, he looks like a lovely girl but he's a guy.

"Ganon-san, hello."

He makes a quick bow to me. His voice and behaviour make him look like a female. Or maybe more feminine than a female.

But he's a guy.

Taller than Zelda, and of a very slim build.

But he's a guy.

Looks good in a green tunic.

But he's a guy.

He's holding a sword, so I'm guessing that he was in the middle of training.

But he's a guy.

It's so hot, even though it's almost evening.

But he's a guy.

The damn cicadas won't shut up.

But he's a guy.

heh :3

Spoiler

its ok as long as you go to the other world line...but its fine either way

 

[Peltz]

If you think about it.... Peter Pan was traditionally played by a woman on stage. Plus, Link's garb is deliberately "Pan-looking".

So with enough mental gymnastics..... still nope.

 

[Neiteio]

sounds like a lesbian porn movie title