In a world where massive crop failures and zombie attacks have devastated all we know...in a world where a massive plague has killed off all women and men are forced to snowboard to impress the few remaining hot babes left on Earth....in a world where John Riccitiello was able to spend millions of shareholder dollars on a company he owned two days prior....
...there can only be ONE SNOWBOARD CHAMPION
*heavy metal*
...there can only be ONE SNOWBOARD CHAMPION
*heavy metal*