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Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

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:lol:lol

How did they conduct this study? Hahaha

Jokes ahoy!

 

[Willco]

I AM TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE! CAN'T YOU SEE! NOW SWALLOW!

 

[Chipopo]

Wow, the feel good scientific study of the year!

 

[bishoptl]

:lol

I know at least 30 female friends of mine who are getting this link in the mail tomorrow. Hopefully they won't check the URL too closely...

 

[Phoenix]

Oh the lawyers are going to have fun tomorrow morning

 

[Miguel]

For sending email: (HTML coded obviously)

<a href=http://www.masher.co.uk/temp/cnn.html>http://cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/conditions/11/29/breast.cancer.fellatio.ap/index.html</a>

Final Result:
http://cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/conditions/11/29/breast.cancer.fellatio.ap/index.html

 

[kumanoki]

"Which would you rather have, a lump in your mouth or a lump in your breast?"

"Look, -------- won't eat away at you the way cancer does."

"I just want to keep you healthy, baby."

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Too bad the pictures won't load...

I wonder if this would open up new job opportunities for guys at the local clinic for breast cancer, I'm sure guys would PAY for this job...

 

[OmniGamer]

Decrease risk of colon cancer in men
Decrease risk of breast cancer in women

Ejaculation....is there anything it can't do?[/Simpsons]

 

[kumanoki]

Ejaculation....is there anything it can't do?

Uh, keep your sheets clean?

 

[SteveMeister]

"Dr. Len Lictepeen"

 

[Forgotten Ancient]

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University.

I'm gonna save this page and show it to my girlfriend. Hopefully she won't be smart enough to realize it's fake. Hell, I didn't until now.

 

[Dan]

Seriously, this thing is beyond ancient.

 

[3rdman]

My first girlfired is healthy...very healthy.

 

[Forgotten Ancient]

I understand that people here don't like to see the same threads recycled, but why must everyone jump someone's shit the minute they spot something old? The first sighting of "old" in a thread isn't what's so annoying, but each subsequent "ancient" response is unwarannted and, in a way, old as well.

Sometimes it seems that there are multiple people who say "old" to something just to fit in and seem more elite. "If someone else says it old, I better say it is too so I can be cool, too".

Sorry Dan, I'm just generalizing here. I respect ya as a fellow forumite, but some reason (maybe it's because I've been at work for 8 hours and will be here for another 8 hours before I can sleep for 3 hours) I got irritated.

 

[etiolate]

Dr. Lictepeen!

 

[snaildog]

I understand that people here don't like to see the same threads recycled, but why must everyone jump someone's shit the minute they spot something old? The first sighting of "old" in a thread isn't what's so annoying, but each subsequent "ancient" response is unwarannted and, in a way, old as well.

Sometimes it seems that there are multiple people who say "old" to something just to fit in and seem more elite. "If someone else says it old, I better say it is too so I can be cool, too".

Sorry Dan, I'm just generalizing here. I respect ya as a fellow forumite, but some reason (maybe it's because I've been at work for 8 hours and will be here for another 8 hours before I can sleep for 3 hours) I got irritated.

Couldn't agree more. Not everyone has seen everything on the internet, and if you don't want to see it again then don't click the thread.

 

[Dilbert]

I understand that people here don't like to see the same threads recycled, but why must everyone jump someone's shit the minute they spot something old?

I think the general idea is that if we already had a significant thread discussing something from a while ago, then we don't need to rehash the same old stuff -- that's what the search feature is for, and for this kind of thing (joke page, funny video, etc.), it's perfect. There's nothing really to discuss: the page is funny, blowjobs are good, yadda yadda.

On the other hand, when people deliberately bump REALLY old threads, they are often banned. Perhaps there is a bug in the logic somewhere...

 

[snaildog]

The beauty of forums is that if nobody wants to discuss a topic then the topic drops down into insignificance by itself.

 

[Dilbert]

The beauty of forums is that if nobody wants to discuss a topic then the topic drops down into insignificance by itself.

I thought the beauty of forums was that you could post in your underwear without bothering anyone else...? I'm so confused.

 

[Donkeypuncher]

*gulp*

 

[demon]

I thought the beauty of forums was that you could post in your underwear without bothering anyone else...? I'm so confused.

oooo, you post in your undies jinx? tell me more. tighty-whities or boxers?