CrunchyFrog
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A VIDEO TRAILER THING, NOW WITH 100% MORE
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat is this thing?
All the visceral petty in-fighting and rage-induced metallic pawn-chucking action of real tabletop board games comes to life in the world's most sophisticated physics-driven sandbox multiplayer table flipping simulator.
Oh boy, I love chucking things, especially with physics! (and lots of em, all the physics, nom nom nom) What kinds of games can I endlessly frustrate my friends with?
Play chess, cards, backgammon, chinese checkers, GO, D&D, or any one of a number of other built in game modes (with more on the way), or make up your own games using the pieces provided, or import your own damn cards/game pieces/boards/decorative towels via the custom content loader (you lazy unimaginative jerk). Also mods for cool people, and Steam Workshop support for even COOLER people.
Does it have super ultra hi-res 213987.5 surround in-game voice chat? How about support for that Oculus Rift business the kids are yammering for these days? What about saving and loading games, admin tools like auto-saving and seamless reverting/antigriefing, 360 degree panoramic backgrounds, adjustable gravity, custom object and paper figurine importation, object and model tagging great for D&D and vicarious date nights? (ow my brain)
You bet your sweet ass it does, every single one.
When and where, I ask, OH WHEN AND OH WHERE can I go to purchase this lovely piece of DRM-free PC/Android/iOS gaming scrumptiousness?
It's out now on Berserk Games website, ya dingus, and it's just $15 for a multiplayer beta key to get in on the party extravagabonanza (plus there's a bunch of other extras to tack onto your purchase there), or if you're the scummy impatient cheapskate type you can go out RIGHT damn NOW and try the free singleplayer beta
Man wouldn't this be just super on Steam Greenlight?Don't you love Steam? Steam loves you. And it loves TTS.
I don't have any whacky sitcom-y friends with which to tear of the virtual cyberboardgame spaceyness. *sob*
Tabletop GAF has you covered, my good chumerino.
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