Monocle
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Settle down. It's a haircut, not a political statement. And if you think that looks dumb... have someone else pick your hairstyles for you.
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The greatest hairstyle is the hightop fade
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George Oscar Bluth II
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I think it's called an undercut. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
freenudemacusers
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it's a standard military haircut, I even see 50 year old officers with it, plus the term is so broadly used it basically means 'shaved on sides with hair on top'.
Monocle
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Sounds familiar. That might be it.
And longer in front.
liliththepale
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Remove the handsome faces and you have a trio of hobos.
The best haircut is actually the Hitler Youth. (If there's a politer name, I don't know what it is.)
I realize I just posted a bunch of attractive people, but the point is that the cut actually looks sharp on anyone who doesn't have a weird head. Your face doesn't even have to be that great.
Meh. That's the haircut half the guys have where I live. It's trendy right now. Most of them are posers, so I've been disillusioned. I only think it looks great on otherwise handsome and attractive people.
CountAntonius
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No.
This only looks good on attractive men.
ThankYouDaletech
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Everyone posting cuts that look good exclusively on squarehead people :/
I've also heard curtain cut. I think?
Why would it be racist?
CountAntonius
Member
Pretty much. There really isn't a one for all haircut. You need to work with the shape of your face and strengthen or weaken glaring features.
I think I'd vote for fro though. A lot of good fros over the years. Randy Moss, Bob Ross, Questlove, Richard Simmons, Sideshow bob. I had a fro for years. Pretty good style.
oh my
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freenudemacusers
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CarpeDeezNutz
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It's always "this is the best hairstyle/clothing/makeup/shoes" with like models or attractive people sporting them.
Let's bring back the mullet.
Let's bring back the mullet.
Discotheque
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way more
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I mean, I don't know much about Hitler's politics (I guess he was a bit of a nazi?) but you can't deny his style in the fashion realm.
George Oscar Bluth II
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freenudemacusers
Member
i want the rat tail to come back
mussolini had italian tailoring at his disposal. the germans just can't compare.
Yaya is so gorgeous mother of god.
CountAntonius
Member
you don't think this guy looks as good as aragorn?
I stand corrected. He can be my king.
radios shipping overview
Member
Is that a Jewtop fade?
ThankYouDaletech
Banned
....actually, yes.
No.
Aw yeah, mines been going strong for a very long time.
freenudemacusers
Member
hah since we are talking military hair in here this reminds me of the time that I saw a dude lined up to ship off for marine boot camp with some serious dreads on his head. can only imagine how much that will hurt getting shorn off.
liliththepale
Banned
you don't think this guy looks as good as aragorn?
Oh brother. It's not like a hightop fade or undercut would fix his look.
Yeah, I love your hair!
No physical pain but it shreds your emotions to pieces strand by strand
The Artisan
Member
incorrect. High top fades are the best hairstyles. If this dude had the hair to rock one, your entire outlook on this fellow would change.
TheHumanoid
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Fades in general are just dope, and lol at "the Nazareth" (also very dope)
The Lone Courier
Member
No Conan mentions yet. For shame.
Pinko Marx
Banned
if i picked my hair out i'd have a high top fade. but i have the twists like j. cole. except w/o the sides.
How do you even get the twists? I want to try this cut one day.
George Oscar Bluth II
Banned
I've always liked this hairstyle.if i picked my hair out i'd have a high top fade. but i have the twists like j. cole. except w/o the sides.
Remove the handsome faces and you have a trio of hobos.
The best haircut is actually the Hitler Youth. (If there's a politer name, I don't know what it is.)
I realize I just posted a bunch of attractive people, but the point is that the cut actually looks sharp on anyone who doesn't have a weird head. Your face doesn't even have to be that great.
if fucking everybody didn't have this haircut right now i'd like it more
i'm biased towards fros though since may hair does it
a less attractive version of this basically
Hidden One
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Damn, Cole looking homeless these days.if i picked my hair out i'd have a high top fade. but i have the twists like j. cole. except w/o the sides.
I just hit mine up with the nudred sponge and give it that twist look.
That just looks unkempt... lazy even.
headbanging always looks uncool.
I do believe the germans had Hugo Boss designing their stuff.
Personally I do enjoy the Steve McQueen-cut. Specially the modern version of it. The type that Gosling rocks quite often and especially in Drive. (On mobile, no pics.)
ThankYouDaletech
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Headbanging looks rad with a fro. Another point for fros.
grow a fro and do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb4ZWRHE5EA
how it looks depends on your hair texture and length. mines always comes out lookin a lil wild
there's some shit from a brand called shea moisture that people use to get it to stay longer or hold the texture a certain way. but i just put some water in my head every morning and go to work. takes like 2 mins tops.
yep same
it's clutch if you got the fade cause it doesnt get that fucked up when you sleep.
No.
Damn you literally like the same 3 dudes my mom is in love with.
Pinko Marx
Banned
More natural style haircuts is in for the black community now. I dig 'em. I just wouldn't know how to keep my hair twisted up like that on a day to day.
SolVanderlyn
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Always been a fan of this haircut, one thing the 90's got right. Nobody ever agrees with me though.
Best hair of ALL TIME is the full afro though. White people can't pull it off without looking like Bob Ross, so it's forever outside my reach.
Pinko Marx
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Always been a fan of this haircut, one thing the 90's got right. Nobody ever agrees with me though.
Best hair of ALL TIME is the full afro though. White people can't pull it off without looking like Bob Ross, so it's forever outside my reach.
The Leon tho!
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