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The Ungodly Creatures Thread
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subzero9285
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Dammit. Knew I'd be beaten as soon as I saw the picture.Pimpbaa said:
Still, for those not in the know... http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
EmCeeGramr
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dragonlife
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Love this thread.
MindCollizion
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Dude that was hard to see. That guy not being able to breathe with that thing on its face, on the brink of suffocation. And then the peeing... saying it burns more, then adding salt water with that wave. Eek.dialmydrive said:
subzero9285
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Cave Glow Worms
These creatures produce silk from glands within their mouths. These silk strands are covered in mucus, they also have a blue light on their backside caused by a chemical reaction, they use it as a lure to attract insects to their strands of mucus. After being caught the insects are slowly reeled in and consumed alive.
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Glow Worms
These creatures produce silk from glands within their mouths. These silk strands are covered in mucus, they also have a blue light on their backside caused by a chemical reaction, they use it as a lure to attract insects to their strands of mucus. After being caught the insects are slowly reeled in and consumed alive.
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Glow Worms
ZephyrFate
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Okay those are just fucking awesome. I want to be a in cave full of those.
subzero9285
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Tapeworms
Tapeworms attached to a stomach wall.
You could have one in your belly right now.
Tapeworms attached to a stomach wall.
You could have one in your belly right now.
Steppenwolf
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Tapeworms can grow inside cysts in the brain. It's the worst.
kkaabboomm
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subzero9285 said:
holy crap, this is some Alien shit...bursting out of those ant's chests and bodies and whatnot.
MindCollizion
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Really? Eek. Fooled me. I was all into it haha.demon said:
subzero9285
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Candiru the parasitic catfish
This fish is known to attack humans and animals and swim into their orifices (the urethra, anus, or vagina). The spines protruding from the fish make it very difficult, and extremely painful to remove them. They are the most feared fish in the Amazon, more so than Piranha.
This fish is known to attack humans and animals and swim into their orifices (the urethra, anus, or vagina). The spines protruding from the fish make it very difficult, and extremely painful to remove them. They are the most feared fish in the Amazon, more so than Piranha.
Mama Robotnik
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subzero9285 said:
Far too close for comfort.
subzero9285
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Coelacanth
Coelacanths were believed to have been extinct since the end of the Cretaceous period, until the first Latimeria specimen was found off the east coast of South Africa, off the Chalumna River in 1938. In 1999 a different species of Coelacanth was found in Indonesia.
Coelacanths were believed to have been extinct since the end of the Cretaceous period, until the first Latimeria specimen was found off the east coast of South Africa, off the Chalumna River in 1938. In 1999 a different species of Coelacanth was found in Indonesia.
VeritasVierge
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I know someone who was unfortunate enough to be "attacked" by this thing in Brazil. She had to have surgery to get it removed and was in the hospital for months. Gave me nightmares for weeks. The stuff of F'ed up hentai anime come to life.subzero9285 said:
subzero9285
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The rarely seen Frilled Shark.
Skittleguy
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=334789Machado said:
pseudocaesar
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Cianalas said:Hagfish
subzero9285 said:Lamprey
Where is your god now?
I've done dissections on both of those animals lol, just basic first year Zoology a couple of years ago lol.
TurboLibre
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:lolTeknoman said:The serious Tibetan fox. Can make you feel your opinions are invalid in 2 seconds flat.
I needed that after the fear this thread has caused.
Kitschkraft
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Mama Robotnik said:
Far too close for comfort.
Well done man, severely beat me to it.
Dat_Drink_Ik_Op
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The honey badger!
Raiding beehives, eating poisonous snakes, this badger doesnt take no for an answer.
Famous for being the most fearless animal in the world.
Here is one in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U&feature=related
Now they generally dont fight with the big felines but if caught within such an encounter they will go for the scrotum of the animal while waiting it to bleed to dead (and yes, they can wait for that because they are tanks!).
Just read this famous and rare encounter between an old, handicapped honey badger and a Leopard:
Raiding beehives, eating poisonous snakes, this badger doesnt take no for an answer.
Famous for being the most fearless animal in the world.
Here is one in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U&feature=related
Now they generally dont fight with the big felines but if caught within such an encounter they will go for the scrotum of the animal while waiting it to bleed to dead (and yes, they can wait for that because they are tanks!).
Just read this famous and rare encounter between an old, handicapped honey badger and a Leopard:
KO Traveling Hobo
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Maybe it's just 'cause I'm tired and heavily medicated, but I was cracking up at that whole Honey Badger video. Dude's like a fucking crackhead, diving into that swarming bee hive to get the honey, then eating it while the bees are still going apeshit all around him. :lol
Then he almost dies from that snake's poison, only to wake up and continue eating the damn thing. :lol
Holy fuck! :lol New favorite animal confirmed!
Then he almost dies from that snake's poison, only to wake up and continue eating the damn thing. :lol
Holy fuck! :lol New favorite animal confirmed!
NameGenerated
Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
I like click "Last Page" and seeing that kitten at the top every time. Let's never leave this page.
Valkyr Junkie
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Teknoman said:
They're cartilageneous?
subzero9285
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Mohonky
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JzeroT1437 said:
"The dugong is a cousin of the manatee and is closely related to the elephant. The dugong is unique in that it has a split (whale-like) tail and will perch underwater on its tail in order to keep its head above water. The dugong is thought to have inspired ancient myths about mermaids. The dugong is threatened by poachers who hunt the animal for its meat, oil, skin and bones. It is extremely endangered."
Awh it's a Sea Cow. I love Dugongs. I want one as a pet to keep in the pool.
Also, as soon as I saw this thread I thought Coconut Crab!!!
PS. Best thread ever. Love it.
subzero9285
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Solifugae also known as camel spiders, wind scorpions.
Solifugae are not true spiders, which are from a different order, Araneae. Like scorpions and harvestmen, they belong to a distinct arachnid order.
The infamous photograph.
Solifugae are not true spiders, which are from a different order, Araneae. Like scorpions and harvestmen, they belong to a distinct arachnid order.
The infamous photograph.
subzero9285
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Brown Recluse Spider
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