I think you're the only one with salt right now. Perhaps you could use some pepper as well! (yes, this is a reference to your avatar) I wasn't being serious about Watch Dogs 2 btw - that is more to do with that whole game being a bunch of nostalgia, memes, and selfie-taking here in Silicon Valley. Also, I'm a long-time fan of Zelda. I wear a Tri-Force necklace half the time I'm out (the other half is nothing, but I kind of want the medallion from The Witcher; I only have the keychain version).
EDIT - Oh shi... so the update IS out. I launched the game this morning but didn't see anything. Guess it was too early.
Glad you weren't being too serious.