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[Emitan]

And I was just about to start my essay....*sigh. I guess I'll play Portal if it really makes you so happy, Valve.

 

[Epix]

OMG the internets just died.

 

[KPunk]

this shits like frozen... EEDIT DONE!!!!

 

[thefil]

Thatnks for the restart advice guys. Decrypting.

They were good times.

I think this is the first 100 page GAF thread I've read all the way through

 

[CarbonatedFalcon]

So...a 12:30 EST launch.

Also...been decrypting for a few minutes here before I posted this.

 

[SpacePirate Ridley]

FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH SO FAST GIVE ME TO ME!

 

[jasonng]

OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD

IT'S DECRYPTING

 

[Zombie James]

Decrypting!

 

[ShallNoiseUpon]

Stuck at 32%


FUCK.

 

[Max]

New title thumbs up

 

[The_Inquisitor]

mine isn't decrypting!

 

[Lasthope106]

Thank You Based Troll Gabe.

 

[scogoth]

annnnnnnnd glados@home is done.

 

[Ultrabum]

and unlocked for all. nice!

Mine still says pre-load ; ; ; ; ; ;

 

[Ozone]

Bye guys.

 

[The Elite]

RESTART STEAM PEEPS.

Decryption will commence.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

i don't even feel like playing Portal 2 now, too late to submit a refund ticket too.

 

[TheExodu5]

The one thing that does ultimately disappoint me about this is the aspect of having pre-ordered Portal 2 with the Potato Sack. I honestly considered just buying the Potato Sack to get the Golden Potato and buying P2 later, just buying Portal 2 and saying screw the potato, and ended up going for both. Turns out going for the first option would have saved me 45 bucks, and that's a bit of a drag.

Hopefully Valve makes it up to us somehow. I mean, it's not like they have to or anything, but it's a bit of a betrayal to reward those who didn't pre-order your game.

 

[Backfoggen]

Decrypting takes forever, FASTER GOD DAMNIT

 

[Joe Molotov]

32%.... and still.

lol same here

VALVE Y U NO LET ME PLAY GAME?

 

[Articalys]

GLaDOS status

21:29 - Boot sequence complete
21:29 - Commence testing

 

[matrix-cat]

My decryption is crawling. NOTHING has ever been worse than this.

 

[Dug]

Stuck at 12%

 

[Oreoleo]

Whoa decrypt just jumped from 32 to 66 hang in there gents 8D

 

[Twig]

Haha you can refresh and the potato count is still looping.

 

[Emperor Bohe]

Have fun guys! I'll probably be playing the game in a few months....I have too much of a backlog.

 

[butter_stick]

21:29 - Boot sequence complete
21:29 - Commence testing

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

 

[Zombie James]

Amazing how the timer hit 0:00 and Amnesia hit 100% at the exact same time.

...

DECRYPT FASTER.

 

[Keyouta]

It still says unreleased in Steam for me...

 

[Datwheezy]

HOW LONG DOES THIS SHIT TAKE?!

 

[Dr.Acula]

Aw, fuck it. I'm going to bed.

 

[kamspy]

32%

 

[Spire]

Stuck at 12%

Yeah, just let it sit. Might finally eeked it's way to 13% after a few minutes.

 

[JKTrix]

12%!!

 

[The Elite]

My decryption is crawling. NOTHING has ever been worse than this.

There was this ARG over the weekend that was worse.

 

[Backfoggen]

Haha you can refresh and the potato count is still looping.

The potatoes are stuck in ARG limbo forever now.

 

[2Crisis]

My decryption is crawling. NOTHING has ever been worse than this.

Mine is still stuck DOWNLOADING... :\

oh well time to get some food.

 

[ashbash159]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH HURRY UP I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT!

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

Stuck at 12%

 

[scogoth]

Decrypted and there's an update already, nice.
And then a completing installation....

 

[jambo]

It still says unreleased in Steam for me...

Restart Steam

 

[ShallNoiseUpon]

33!

35!

YES

DECRYPT



ALL OVER MY FACE SEE YOU FUCKERS ON THE OTHER SIDE.


PS: Be patient. Let it sit. It will finish decrypting if you wait.

 

[Twig]

PS the game didn't launch at midnight HAHA ALL YOU PEOPLE WERE WRONG NYAH NYAH

 

[SteveWinwood]

Stuck at 12%

Same.

 

[Borgnine]

FINE JUST LET ME PLAY THE FIRST 12%!

 

[Tacitus_]

"The game is currently not available"

.
.
.
.
"Download complete."
"Decrypting"

Dammit steam.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Amazing how the timer hit 0:00 and Amnesia hit 100% at the exact same time.

...

DECRYPT FASTER.

Nope. There was 1:27 in the timer. After refreshing the page, the timer appeared as 0:00.

 

[Hylian7]

Stuck at 32%, but the wiki says to wait it out and it jumps to done.

 

[Won]

Yay, decrypting!

Yay, time to leave home for work!