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[Larry Bird]

this is how i used to fix my ps2 when it would shit out. worked like magic. no lie.

 

[DarknessTear]

Hey, it's Yasunori Mitsuda.

 

[Fabiollo]

This thread is pure gold.

 

[Synbios459]

Can someone make that a useable wallpaper?

 

[jiang]

i see some sweaty wiis

 

[ElfoMan]

edit: another one

 

[Haunted]

I said WOW - and :lol'd

 

[CowGirl]

:lol

Thread of the year.

 

[Hero]

:lol :lol :lol

Some of these are really awesome.

 

[EverSoTrendy]

:lol :lol

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

:lol

 

[EphemeralDream]

The Nintendo Wii also has nuclear bomb functionality set to detonate upon the arrival of ant overlords. Be gentle with it till then

 

[Mockingbird]

Natural lubricant when the Wii is turned on.

 

[Hitokage]

 

[terrene]

You can't play Wii in Seattle?

lol!

Oh, this thread rocks.

 

[Haunted]

:lol :lol at some of the photoshops in here. Priceless!

I almost can't believe all of these are real, Nintendo must be really paranoid of being sued since that one huge and expensive court case - they want to cover every possible base. :lol

 

[Femmeworth]

 

[JackSparrow Ninja]

Sony is correct
Nintendo is fun!:lol
both these, as well as the photoshops are hilarious
I've been dying here
kuddo's to y'all

 

[GoncaloCCastro]

Man, I can't stop laughing!! Great thread...

 

[terrene]

 

[GilloD]

Winnar!

 

[Illuminati]

 

[Mii]

Oui needs to be Wii.

 

[Azure Dream]

(Edit: Improved w/image later on.)

 

[tnw]

can someone explain the "Please don't throw out your Wii." one?

In japan, they seperate burnable and non-burnable garbage. There's a sign above the Wii in that picture that says 'burnable garbage', so it's telling you that, if you throw away your Wii, to not put it with the burnable garbage.

 

[terrene]

Oui needs to be Wii.

It's called subtlety. Sheesh.

 

[Odrion]

"Buildings should not be allowed to discuss the Nintendo Wii."

 

[muttyeah416]

:lol haven't laughed this hard in ages

 

[Ravager61]

In japan, they seperate burnable and non-burnable garbage. There's a sign above the Wii in that picture that says 'burnable garbage', so it's telling you that, if you throw away your Wii, to not put it with the burnable garbage.

Hmm, why doesnt America do this? Seems like a good idea.

 

[Femmeworth]

 

[tnw]

:lol The expression on the girls face is brilliant. Best manual ever.

That's not a girl:lol

In japan, they seperate burnable and non-burnable garbage. There's a sign above the Wii in that picture that says 'burnable garbage', so it's telling you that, if you throw away your Wii, to not put it with the burnable garbage.


Hmm, why doesnt America do this? Seems like a good idea.

because we still have lots of land to waste for garbage burial, so it's not a priority; Japan had huge issues with dioxin . from burning plastic

Japan is in the grip of a dioxin scare. The past several months have
brought almost daily revelations of elevated levels of dioxin in breast
milk, some cow's milk, and soil and air around incinerators--sometimes
in areas far from industrial Tokyo and Osaka that residents had thought
were pristine.

Dioxin, which is among the most toxic of all manufactured chemicals, is
a byproduct of some industrial processes and also is generated when
plastics are burned at low temperatures. Recognized as a major public
health hazard in the U.S. in the mid-1970s, it is known to produce skin
disease, muscle dysfunction, nervous system disorders and birth defects,
and has also been linked to cancer.

 

[tnw]

What's 任天医院? Nintendo Hospital?

And if it's Nintendo Hospital......what? I still don't get it.

 

[Samuray]

:lol haven't laughed this hard in ages

Me too. Absolutely wonderful! Eyes are still teary :lol

 

[Gahiggidy]

:lol :lol :lol @ these.

 

[Saoh]

:lol :lol :lol these are always great.

 

[woxel1]

"You are not the orange port."

:lol

 

[Illuminati]

 

[Schwowsers]

Haha, these are awesome. Thanks for sharing!

 

[G-Fex]

1. Don't hit your boyfriend?

2. Wii Dvd's will turn into frankenstein monsters?

3. Don't use electric feet on cord?

4. Don't force Wii to move bookshelf.

5. Snowman and Heatman will attempt to destroy your Wii.

6. Don't give Wii to homeless.

7. Little boys shouldn't eat bugs while thinking of the Wii Sensor Bar.

8. Do not let little boy join KKK or imitate them.

9. Wii's are Jedi Masters.

10. Don't give Wii nicotine and if done, please use medicated patch.

11. After sucessful football game do not splash gatorade on Wii.

12. Keep Musicians from using Wii.

13. Wii's may bite hand.

 

[Totz]

 

[koam]

Let's not forget the wii sports warning that makes no sense:

For those wondering, the real warning message is something like "Why not take a break?" but there's an open window?

 

[Branduil]

:lol

 

[koam]

Can i use that? pretty please?

 

[Mike Works]

 

[Aurora]

:lol Wow.

 

[Illuminati]

Can i use that? pretty please?

Go ahead, I'm not using it.

 

[koam]

Go ahead, I'm not using it.

excellent

 

[JackSparrow Ninja]

*gives I am Error a cookie*

 

[Beezy]

This thread is great. :lol :lol :lol

 

[Vormund]

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1838/mayorguwiianilb8.jpg

argh :lol