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[Diablos]

Yes I am in the hospital for emergency knee surgery. No it is not likely that they will amputate anything today. Looks like I might be stuck here a week and they really have not identified the problem, so who knows. I at least get to use a cane legitimately. At 28 <cry>.

Dude...

I'm so sorry, hopefully they won't end up amputating anything at all.

 

[Dan]

Is this knee thing out of nowhere or is there some history?

Anyway, hope it gets resolved as pleasantly as possible.

 

[Xeke]

If I died you guys would never know.:lol

 

[Blader]

So is White Man even hurt or what?

 

[Learn2read]

You're a pretty chill dude to have around the forums, so good luck man.

On the bright side, if you have to be a cripple, you can rock House's cane:

I think he should rock a Bull Penis cane:

 

[gdt]

WTF is going on?

How do I not know? I've visited GAF 20,074 times!

 

[Father_Mike]

Is it a problem in one knee or both knees? And how can they not have identified the problem if it's just in the knee and not elsewhere? It's not like an organ or something...

Just one knee no organs as far as I know.

 

[Tornado Condor]

Damn, sorry to hear that.

Get well soon.

 

[flintstryker]

Uh Whiteman if you do end up having to use a cane you really should look into one that doubles as a Sword as mentioned above and preferably one that ignites when you say the word "Ryujinjaka"

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

For those still confused:

Whiteman is indeed hurt, and its seriousness is somewhat true, but it looks like he'll be okay. Still though, it's a relatively serious surgery, and when we first found out, we weren't sure if amputation was or is a possibility.

Honestly, just read Whiteman's posts. He's the most trustworthy out of all of us here.

 

[xbhaskarx]

It's not about me. I simply stated it's a shitty thing to do. There are some things you don't joke about. You don't joke about rape. You don't joke about committing suicide. And you don't joke about someone having a medical emergency to elicit sympathy. Hey, if that's the type of person Whiteman is that's fine, I just thought he, and the rest of the mods at GAF were better than that. My mistake.

It was all a lie.

I'm confused, why do people think this is just a joke/lie?

 

[Tarazet]

Yes I am in the hospital for emergency knee surgery. No it is not likely that they will amputate anything today. Looks like I might be stuck here a week and they really have not identified the problem, so who knows. I at least get to use a cane legitimately. At 28 <cry>.

Godspeed man. If you're on MSN, send a message to black (underscore) tarazet (at) msn.com anytime I'm on.

 

[Darko]

it's a fake thread. whiteman doesnt need an amputation.

not really funny.

what? I dont know what to believe.

 

[Enk]

So is this a joke thread or not?

No it's not.

 

[Father_Mike]

It's a serious thread that opened with a joke.

 

[Gaborn]

No it's not.

The title is. And of course the emphasis on amputation in the OP.

 

[Haly]

I'm shocked that even some vets here still don't know about ********.

 

[rollingstart]

I'm confused, why do people think this is just a joke/lie?

to become the controversial figure and garner attention.

 

[msv]

What's with the stars?

 

[Haly]

Actually the continued cluelessness is kind of funny.

As for the stars, I'm pretty sure I'd be banned if I evaded the filter and posted the name.

 

[distantmantra]

What's with the stars?

Name that cannot be spoken. Move along.

 

[Darko]

So is White Man even hurt or what?

Someone make me a pity thread at gaf or the bans start rolling. Exaggerate my situation for optimal pity.

Apparently today he woke up with agonizing pain in his knee and Drinky, being a true friend, brought him in to the hospital in the early morning. We don't really have much details right now but amputation was being discussed.

I would like to take this time to say what a wonderful mod, and human being whiteman is and I think we should all say a prayer for his safety.

That good?

.

 

[diunxx]

The title is.

He should be dead by his blood pressure.

 

[Gaborn]

Why are you so damn serious? And why are you such an attention whore?

Yeah, I'm the attention whore because I'm interrupting your little joke party.

 

[TheOMan]

Dude - Whiteman, I hope it all goes well man.

 

[Love To Love You Baby]

Actually the continued cluelessness is kind of funny.

Hey now, not all of us know what ******.com is!

 

[Blader]

No it's not.

Then what is pollo talking about?

 

[Learn2read]

Yeah, I'm the attention whore because I'm interrupting your little joke party.

Uh, yeah?

 

[Drinky Crow]

you teary tampons, this is about white man and his horrid fate

not about some mincing forum libertarian and his tiny necrophiliac priapism

 

[msv]

Name that cannot be spoken. Move along.

Ah, something retarded. Chill.

What's with the nerds still proclaiming sympathy though?

 

[Gaborn]

you teary tampons, this is about white man and his horrid fate

not about some mincing forum libertarian and his tiny necrophiliac priapism

His horrid fate? Oh no, a cane for a week or so. Arthroscopic surgery is a completely common procedure.

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

oooohhhh dear

 

[MCD]

Yeah, I'm the attention whore because I'm interrupting your little joke party.

Yeah, that's pretty much textbook. You can leave now, you had your thread.

 

[BlackMage]

Can I have the leg? I have a thing for exotic foods.

 

[Iced_Eagle]

Wow, that sucks... Get better soon!

 

[Gaborn]

Yeah, that's pretty much textbook. You can leave now, you had your thread.

And you can stop acting like a mod.

 

[Fuzzery]

Holy shit, man, GAF wouldn't be the same without you around, get well soon

 

[RubxQub]

This thread is now a total clusterfuck.

Bailing out before some serious shit goes down.

 

[Haly]

His horrid fate? Oh no, a cane for a week or so. Arthroscopic surgery is a completely common procedure.

Careful, remember he can ban you.

 

[CurseoftheGods]

The title is.

The OP couldn't come up with an overwrought sympathy post that would make you proud?

 

[msv]

Pussy

 

[gdt]

Uhh, is no one reading Darko's post?

Whats going on?

 

[MCD]

And you can stop acting like a mod.

u first

 

[Kestastrophe]

I see Gaborn living up to the libtopian Gold Standard of posting

God Speed TVC

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

Pussy

best post of the thread :lol

 

[diunxx]

His horrid fate? Oh no, a cane for a week or so. Arthroscopic surgery is a completely common procedure.

Why don't you post a link to your thread, I know that you are DYING to do it.

 

[IJoel]

Best of luck WhiteMan. Hope you get well soon.

 

[PepsimanVsJoe]

A cane at 28? That sucks.

 

[Gaborn]

Careful, remember he can ban you.

Yep, and if he wants to ban me for this then fine, that's his right as a mod. I can't control his actions and I don't believe I am currently violating forum policy by commenting on another poster's observation that this is a joke thread and a shitty idea based on a minor surgical procedure. If I am though then I'd love an explanation as to how.

diunxx - That's really not relevant here.

 

[echoshifting]

Yes I am in the hospital for emergency knee surgery. No it is not likely that they will amputate anything today. Looks like I might be stuck here a week and they really have not identified the problem, so who knows. I at least get to use a cane legitimately. At 28 <cry>.

I'm 28 and I use a cane. There's no shame in it...but yeah it does suck.

Best wishes.