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[RubxQub]

Why don't you post a link to your thread, I know that you are DYING to do it.

Show some fucking decency you fucking idiot.

Your little joke thread here doesn't even fucking come close to someone actually dying you piece of shit.

Fuck all of you guys for ganging up on Gaborn like this.

Whiteman, get well, but fuck your friends from that other place shitting up this board.

 

[Hitokage]

White Man: Wow, you got kneecapped by the dental insurance people? You really should have kept your mouth shut back then, man.

 

[thesoapster]

Get well Whiteman, I know how bad the hospital sucks :/

 

[Drinky Crow]

i'm sorry, WHO was at ground zero when the doctor pronounced white man's leg as a festering hive of rot and infection? WHO was there when the grim r(e)aper rubbed his osseus digits across white man's knee and tolled the hour of its passing?

ME, princess. ME. i saw the light go out of white man's eyes when the doctors delivered their ringing ultimatum. i heard the howls of fear torn from his breast when they polished the bonesaw before him. not you, you pompous, lachrymose mooncalf. oh, NEVER YOU.

 

[Haly]

Show some fucking decency you fucking idiot.

Your little joke thread here doesn't even fucking come close to someone actually dying you piece of shit.

Fuck all of you guys for ganging up on Gaborn like this.

Whiteman, get well, but fuck your friends from that other place shitting up this board.

You were getting some points for consistency up until that last line. This whole thing was White Man's idea. You can't have it both ways.

 

[Fireblend]

Damn. Get well, whiteman! Best wishes

 

[Artie]

i'm sorry, WHO was at ground zero when the doctor pronounced white man's leg as a festering hive of rot and infection? WHO was there when the grim r(e)aper rubbed his osseus digits across white man's knee and tolled the hour of its passing?

ME, princess. ME. i saw the light go out of white man's eyes when the doctors delivered their ringing ultimatum. i heard the howls of fear torn from his breast when they polished the bonesaw before him. not you, you pompous, lachrymose mooncalf. oh, NEVER YOU.

:lol

 

[Xabora]

I didn't see this thread until now. But damn.

I do hope he recovers from this.

 

[Learn2read]

not you, you pompous, lachrymose mooncalf. oh, NEVER YOU.

:lol

 

[msv]

Oh man, the sympathies are still coming :lol

 

[Father_Mike]

White Man: Wow, you got kneecapped by the dental insurance people? You really should have kept your mouth shut back then, man.

:lol

 

[BlackMage]

i'm sorry, WHO was at ground zero when the doctor pronounced white man's leg as a festering hive of rot and infection? WHO was there when the grim r(e)aper rubbed his osseus digits across white man's knee and tolled the hour of its passing?

ME, princess. ME. i saw the light go out of white man's eyes when the doctors delivered their ringing ultimatum. i heard the howls of fear torn from his breast when they polished the bonesaw before him. not you, you pompous, lachrymose mooncalf. oh, NEVER YOU.

im horny

 

[Solideliquid]

Not sure why everyone's upset but...

Whiteman, Neogaf is with you and we all wish you a speedy recovery ...for whatever it is you have....

Look at the bright side, at least you have something to share in therapy next week, right?

 

[msv]

Goddamn inside jokes FUCKING SUCKS

 

[diunxx]

Show some fucking decency you fucking idiot.

Your little joke thread here doesn't even fucking come close to someone actually dying you piece of shit.

Fuck all of you guys for ganging up on Gaborn like this.

Whiteman, get well, but fuck your friends from that other place shitting up this board.

Your one man war against another forum is pretty pathetic, you can't turn the ot into the gaming side no matter how hard you try.

 

[Haly]

Oh man, the sympathies are still coming :lol

And that's actually the funny part of all of this!

 

[White Man]

Is this knee thing out of nowhere or is there some history?

Anyway, hope it gets resolved as pleasantly as possible.

Started Thursday and by Sunday I could no longer walk or even stand up. Ccame outta nowhere. Scary fast.

 

[BlackMage]

Show some fucking decency you fucking idiot.

Your little joke thread here doesn't even fucking come close to someone actually dying you piece of shit.

Fuck all of you guys for ganging up on Gaborn like this.

Whiteman, get well, but fuck your friends from that other place shitting up this board.

hey FUCK YOU buddy

 

[Calcaneus]

Oh man, the sympathies are still coming :lol

Huh, is the dude even fucking hurt?

 

[Y2Kev]

Yep, and if he wants to ban me for this then fine, that's his right as a mod. I can't control his actions and I don't believe I am currently violating forum policy by commenting on another poster's observation that this is a joke thread and a shitty idea based on a minor surgical procedure. If I am though then I'd love an explanation as to how.

diunxx - That's really not relevant here.

Yeah, that's not really relevant here.

 

[Blader]

Not sure why everyone's upset but...

False sympathy.

I think you just fell for it.

 

[diunxx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41n3mwCcZQ4

 

[Darko]

Someone make me a pity thread at gaf or the bans start rolling. Exaggerate my situation for optimal pity.

Apparently today he woke up with agonizing pain in his knee and Drinky, being a true friend, brought him in to the hospital in the early morning. We don't really have much details right now but amputation was being discussed.

I would like to take this time to say what a wonderful mod, and human being whiteman is and I think we should all say a prayer for his safety.

That good?

.

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

Started Thursday and by Sunday I could no longer walk or even stand up. Ccame outta nowhere. Scary fast.

What sort of pain was it? Was it like, whenever you'd sit down and then try and extend your leg? Muscle type pain? I've had that like the past couple months.

 

[Learn2read]

Started Thursday and by Sunday I could no longer walk or even stand up. Ccame outta nowhere. Scary fast.

Did it swell up like a basketball? I'm usually pretty ok with most medical stuff, but huge swollen knees freak me the fuck out.

 

[echoshifting]

Man what is going on here? I assume that White Man is legitimately hurt despite the weird forum wars.

Anyway here's my own cane, I think it's pretty slick:

 

[Solideliquid]

False sympathy.

I think you just fell for it.

Did I? If it's true that this guy's in the hospital then we should all say a kind word. Hospitals can be scary places, you know.

 

[rollingstart]

Yeah, that's not really relevant here.

:lol

 

[Althane]

Started Thursday and by Sunday I could no longer walk or even stand up. Ccame outta nowhere. Scary fast.

Like, "Oh my god the blinding agony is forcing me to shit my pants as I stand up in pain?"

Or

"Wow. That's funny, I am completely unable to stand up due to my leg no longer functioning like that"

?

 

[Drinky Crow]

assholes, this is his way of making light of a shitty surprise surgery situation. nobody was betrayed. he is definitely NOT having the time of his life, but you CAN give him the gift of laughter at your expense. like gaborn there, who is clearly the mother teresa of abject self humiliation as a healing exercise.

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

assholes, this is his way of making light of a shitty surprise surgery situation. nobody was betrayed. he is definitely NOT having the time of his life, but you CAN give him the gift of laughter at your expense. like gaborn there, who is clearly the mother teresa of abject self humiliation as a healing exercise.

what? I'm confused

is he hurt or not?

is he joking?

seriously, this is so confusing

 

[CurseoftheGods]

like gaborn there, who is clearly the mother teresa of abject self humiliation as a healing exercise.

rofl

 

[FnordChan]

Get well soon, White Man! Also, remember that it could be worse: you could be in Britannia Hospital.

FnordChan

 

[Suburban Cowboy]

talk about over dramatic. All that was known was his knee hurt, and immediately "amputation" and "death" come to mind

 

[Althane]

assholes, this is his way of making light of a shitty surprise surgery situation. nobody was betrayed. he is definitely NOT having the time of his life, but you CAN give him the gift of laughter at your expense. like gaborn there, who is clearly the mother teresa of abject self humiliation as a healing exercise.

I was going to pay attention to your posts, but your avatar distracted me

o.o

(haha at gaborn. I had one of my best friends die in a plane accident, shit happens, we get over it.)

 

[Blader]

assholes, this is his way of making light of a shitty surprise surgery situation. nobody was betrayed. he is definitely NOT having the time of his life, but you CAN give him the gift of laughter at your expense. like gaborn there, who is clearly the mother teresa of abject self humiliation as a healing exercise.

Except for the people who are being laughed at for trying to be sympathetic, amirite?

 

[Father_Mike]

assholes, this is his way of making light of a shitty surprise surgery situation. nobody was betrayed. he is definitely NOT having the time of his life, but you CAN give him the gift of laughter at your expense. like gaborn there, who is clearly the mother teresa of abject self humiliation as a healing exercise.

Exactly people deal with crap in different ways and humor and caligula are whiteman's ways.

 

[Hitokage]

seriously, this is so confusing

Words to note: knee, pain, agonizing, hospital, surgery, bionic

Words to ignore: died, amputation, reaper

 

[xbhaskarx]

Originally Posted by whiteman:
Someone make me a pity thread at gaf or the bans start rolling. Exaggerate my situation for optimal pity.

That is really lame, if true.

 

[Bowflex]

This had me pretty worried at first...

Good to see you're doing fine now, White Man. Hope you get better

 

[Gasgul]

The GAF mod, Whiteman, will be in my prayers.

gl Whiteman,

 

[msv]

assholes, this is his way of making light of a shitty surprise surgery situation. nobody was betrayed. he is definitely NOT having the time of his life, but you CAN give him the gift of laughter at your expense. like gaborn there, who is clearly the mother teresa of abject self humiliation as a healing exercise.

By being pathetic? I don't understand.

 

[Femmeworth]

I really hope none of the mods/admins ever die. This thread is confusing enough and it's just for something not so life threatening(?). >_<

 

[Trurl]

I think that Whiteman is looking down on us, and I don't think he approves of how we are treating each other.

 

[Kestastrophe]

I will never forgive TVC for Caligula

 

[JBuccCP]

RIP

Also what is the stars? I typed in all the banned sites listed in the FAQ and came up blank.

 

[Haly]

talk about over dramatic. All that was known was his knee hurt, and immediately "amputation" and "death" come to mind

And you guys still don't get it! Does everyone have Darko on ignore or something?

Also what is the stars? I typed in all the banned sites listed in the FAQ and came up blank.

If you really want to find out, then a clever man can figure it out by studying the Neogaf wikipedia page.

 

[BlackMage]

guys, i don't think this is funny. People have recently died

 

[Althane]

Words to note: knee, pain, agonizing, hospital, surgery, bionic

Words to ignore: died, amputation, White Man

>_>

<_<


I'm sorry!

 

[Gaborn]

Words to note: knee, pain, agonizing, hospital, surgery, bionic

Words to ignore: died, amputation, reaper

Too bad Shiggie doesn't have mods backing him for his joke threads. (Of course in that case a mod changed the thread title to reflect reality)