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backflip10019
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I'm Michael Cera.
Pinko Marx
Banned
Sup Steve, what did you have for dinner today?
I had a fast food burger. As I chewed upon the bland yet somehow still satisfying mould that they call a hamburger bun I idly mused...
"I wonder what Kanye West is doing at this very moment...Is he having sex with his wife? Maybe he's in the studio with Jay-Z...Or mabe...Just maybe, he's sitting and having a burger just like myself."
The thought makes me smile to myself, I also let out a small giggle. This causes the little girl sitting at the table a few down from me to look my direction. I only continue to chewing my burger.
I had a fast food burger. As I chewed upon the bland yet somehow still satisfying mould that they call a hamburger bun I idly mused...
"I wonder what Kanye West is doing at this very moment...Is he having sex with his wife? Maybe he's in the studio with Jay-Z...Or mabe...Just maybe, he's sitting and having a burger just like myself."
The thought makes me smile to myself, I also let out a small giggle. This causes the little girl sitting at the table a few down from me to look my direction. I only continue to chewing my burger.
LookAtMeGo
Member
Im 32, also from Canada. Leafs fan tho. Fight me. Im sort of single at the moment and like to party.
I like dogs, videogames and beer. I also like being a beach bum and drinking beer at the beach.
I believe in aliens. Not necessarily little green men but some kind of intelligent life on other planets.
I like all kinds of music. Hip hop is my go to but I'll listen to just about anything.
I think Trump is a cunt.
I like dogs, videogames and beer. I also like being a beach bum and drinking beer at the beach.
I believe in aliens. Not necessarily little green men but some kind of intelligent life on other planets.
I like all kinds of music. Hip hop is my go to but I'll listen to just about anything.
I think Trump is a cunt.
Snowybreak
Member
I am an adorable Alolan Vulpix.
torre_avenue
Banned
Dawg, there's enough info about me floating around this site that it's not hard to put the pieces together to find out who I am.
I'm not going to assemble the pieces for you because there's a reason my username isn't my actual name: to maintain some semblance of anonymity.
I'm not going to assemble the pieces for you because there's a reason my username isn't my actual name: to maintain some semblance of anonymity.
I'm Garry. 27 year old black dude that lives in Jacksonville , FL. I work at Winn Dixie while attending college at UNF. My major is information science.
Hobbies? Mostly vidya games, music ( chillwave, hiphop, indie rock, R&B) and reading. I also dabble a little into programming as well, but still a novice despite already taking 2 programming courses. I have a lot to learn.
Currently dealing with a bit of depression( lack of direction in life, anxiety about being smart enough to attend school, physical appearance, suicidal thoughts, etc), but I've been seeing councilors provided by my school, and now on meds as of last Tuesday, so it helps.
..and I'm single ( or course.)
Uh, so , yeah..
Hobbies? Mostly vidya games, music ( chillwave, hiphop, indie rock, R&B) and reading. I also dabble a little into programming as well, but still a novice despite already taking 2 programming courses. I have a lot to learn.
Currently dealing with a bit of depression( lack of direction in life, anxiety about being smart enough to attend school, physical appearance, suicidal thoughts, etc), but I've been seeing councilors provided by my school, and now on meds as of last Tuesday, so it helps.
..and I'm single ( or course.)
Uh, so , yeah..
How About No
Member
I'm HAN and love singing my social security number wherever I go
lastplayed
Member
Is this how the national registry starts?
Knuckle Sandwich
Member
Hi Steve
My name is Shepherd
33
Married with 2 kids and one on the way
Don't like sports
Like video games, politics, books about serial killers & true crime, podcasts, comic books and DC cartoons.
My name is Shepherd
33
Married with 2 kids and one on the way
Don't like sports
Like video games, politics, books about serial killers & true crime, podcasts, comic books and DC cartoons.
JinjoUnchained
Member
I woke up in a Soho doorway, a policeman knew my name...
That's all I'm telling you, Steve.
That's all I'm telling you, Steve.
CarpeDeezNutz
Member
I'll give it a go.
CarpeDeez on here, Jesse out in the real world. 34, junglist, turntablist have two kids and wife. Work in education.
GAF is the only place I can really be "me" in a sense. The kind of humor I like i can only find on GAF outside of some old friends.
CarpeDeez on here, Jesse out in the real world. 34, junglist, turntablist have two kids and wife. Work in education.
GAF is the only place I can really be "me" in a sense. The kind of humor I like i can only find on GAF outside of some old friends.
you're today's rockstar
Muffin1611
Banned
This is a trap, isn't it?
Nice to meet ya, Garry! Sending positive vibes your way for those issues, you'll kick their ass soon enough.
Wandering Robot
Member
I'm not a guy, just a bot.
Hope you're enjoying the fruits of his thread creation, OP.
Shit, sorry. Done.
UberTag
Member
That puppy is adorable.
And while I am indeed a 40-year-old Canadian, I must regretfully confess to being a Boston Bruins fan.
That does mean I was cheering for the Flames in 1986 & 1989 because you were facing the vile Habs. So that's something.
Escape Goat
Member
What breed is this?
Premium Quality
Member
Who am I?
I am Sancho.
I am Sancho.
Okay, glad to clear that up.
Nice to meet you, both.
I actually find my humour doesn't really match GAF all that much. Have always felt like a bit of an outsider here, despite being a member for what seems like an eternity.
DestinyGAF was probably the closest I've come on here to "fitting in". <3 Destiny
Muffin1611
Banned
Here, that's me:
Aeriscloud
Banned
My name is Enya. I'm a 23 year old living life through the internet and hookup apps. I scream at seashells. I'm single . I also recently got a new VD. 
In terms of hobbies, I love bingo, movies and video games.
I tend to start as many Lego, DCU, Tipping, Final Fantasy XV, Trump, and Do you ride a horse to work topics as humanly possible.
My favorite sports team are the Cleveland Browns.
I firmly believe Twitter will somehow be related to the end of the world.
Who is next?!
Thanks Steve for letting me tell everyone who I am.
In terms of hobbies, I love bingo, movies and video games.
I tend to start as many Lego, DCU, Tipping, Final Fantasy XV, Trump, and Do you ride a horse to work topics as humanly possible.
My favorite sports team are the Cleveland Browns.
I firmly believe Twitter will somehow be related to the end of the world.
Who is next?!
Thanks Steve for letting me tell everyone who I am.
Snowybreak
Member
I won't give you my first name, but I can give you my last.
I am of the family Di Augustino. I am a 22 year old white bisexual male who lives in the US. I have a loving boyfriend who is the best person in the world, and I'm hoping to marry him someday.
My mom's family is super boring in terms of history, but on my dad's side... Well, let's just say that when I went to my great grandfather's funeral, there were bodyguards everywhere. And some rather interesting Italian gentlemen.
I like video games, politics, and craft beers!
I'm also a furry! Yay!
I am of the family Di Augustino. I am a 22 year old white bisexual male who lives in the US. I have a loving boyfriend who is the best person in the world, and I'm hoping to marry him someday.
My mom's family is super boring in terms of history, but on my dad's side... Well, let's just say that when I went to my great grandfather's funeral, there were bodyguards everywhere. And some rather interesting Italian gentlemen.
I like video games, politics, and craft beers!
I'm also a furry! Yay!
Rescue pup, so not certain. Definitely part Retriever, part mystery.
The vet thinks he's part Great Pyrenees.
All cute though!
paperspace
Member
I'm no one until proven otherwise.
My name's Kernel I live in 238 Bug Fucker Lane in a small, small, very small little grain of sand. It's really quite tiny. I live with my best friend and mother, Sheridan Faulkner. She's 29 years young and writes biographies for YouTubers.
I spend my time crocheting and collating my receipts. My real passion is karaoke but I'm far too small to really participate in it myself. I dream to one day enlarge myself to human size, or at least large enough to hold a microphone.
Anyway that's enough from your old buddy Kernel, I'm at my local library using their internet to post this and typing is really difficult once again due to my size. It's taking forever. This last sentence, which perhaps some of you would argue isn't at all necessary, took me 10 minutes to type.
I spend my time crocheting and collating my receipts. My real passion is karaoke but I'm far too small to really participate in it myself. I dream to one day enlarge myself to human size, or at least large enough to hold a microphone.
Anyway that's enough from your old buddy Kernel, I'm at my local library using their internet to post this and typing is really difficult once again due to my size. It's taking forever. This last sentence, which perhaps some of you would argue isn't at all necessary, took me 10 minutes to type.
Hidden One
Member
A Super Hero for fun.
CarpeDeezNutz
Member
I didn't even realize Neogaf was a video game forum for a few months when I stumbled upon it, I'm on offtopic like 99.9% of the time.
-Plasma Reus-
Service guarantees member status
I am twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...
There is an idea of a me, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...
There is an idea of a me, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
CarpeDeezNutz
Member
Has this confession meant anything?
Muffin1611
Banned
This thread really is half jokes, half serious answers.
I just read this today and think both you and Garry may get something out of it. Hope it helps.
http://www.theplayerstribune.com/corey-hirsch-dark-dark-dark/
SargerusBR
I love Pokken!
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