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Now a fight between a Gorilla and Chimpanzee - that's interesting!
I'd be surprised if the Romans didn't try that.
Now a fight between a Gorilla and Chimpanzee - that's interesting!
Wait wait wait, the op said a 150 pound chimp. Yeah they're strong but we aren't talking about a fucking silver back. The strength difference is not as big as you'd think.
Didn't a prime iron mike Tyson offer to pay a zoo keeper 10g's to be let into a gorilla cage to punch it in the face after he saw it bully others?
Prime Tyson would crush a weak arse chump-anzie nose bare fisted as he would have any other human.
If we're talking about a big atheltic 200+ pound skilled fighter, I'd back the fighter.
Chimps live to fight all their lives.
We humans are great when working together, or using tools.
Deprive us of our two main advantages, and we are toast in most situations tbh.
Chimps have thicker and larger jaws/skulls than humans. A Mike Tyson punch wouldn't fuck them up too bad and they'd simply proceed to biting Tyson's ear off before ripping his face apart.
... Now imagine if they were fighting with no rules and the big guy was punching his face and throwing him around
Rickson Gracie would armbar a chimp and likely a gorilla for these reasons:
- Rickson is a Red Belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu.
- Pure strength isn't enough to get out of a joint lock such as an armbar.
- Chimps and Gorillas are not trained to defend against Gracie Jiu Jitsu, watch UFC 1 to see what happens when that's the case.
- Chimps and Gorillas aren't made in God's image.
Inferior fighting styles such as wrestling and boxing aren't suited for fighting great apes because they rely on power instead of intelligence, technique & budo spirit. Mike Tyson would get beaten to death, Bruce Lee might win with an eyepoke but it's risky.
well, 99% in gods image. That 1% human/chimp DNA difference is where the "god" is at, right?Chimps and Gorillas aren't made in God's image.
Rickson Gracie would armbar a chimp and likely a gorilla for these reasons:
- Rickson is a Red Belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu.
- Pure strength isn't enough to get out of a joint lock such as an armbar.
- Chimps and Gorillas are not trained to defend against Gracie Jiu Jitsu, watch UFC 1 to see what happens when that's the case.
- Chimps and Gorillas aren't made in God's image.
Inferior fighting styles such as wrestling and boxing aren't suited for fighting great apes because they rely on power instead of intelligence, technique & budo spirit. Mike Tyson would get beaten to death, Bruce Lee might win with an eyepoke but it's risky.
Rickson Gracie would armbar a chimp and likely a gorilla for these reasons:
- Rickson is a Red Belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu.
- Pure strength isn't enough to get out of a joint lock such as an armbar.
- Chimps and Gorillas are not trained to defend against Gracie Jiu Jitsu, watch UFC 1 to see what happens when that's the case.
- Chimps and Gorillas aren't made in God's image.
Inferior fighting styles such as wrestling and boxing aren't suited for fighting great apes because they rely on power instead of intelligence, technique & budo spirit. Mike Tyson would get beaten to death, Bruce Lee might win with an eyepoke but it's risky.
Let's make it more interesting:
Chimp martial artist
Vs
Fat dude with a gun
... Now imagine if they were fighting with no rules and the big guy was punching his face and throwing him around
exactly. that grappling shit just isn't gonna work in a "street" fight with no rules. sanctioned fights impose artificial limits that do not exist in a chimp's or a drunk diesel thug's mind.
You have to put them in that hold first. That is not a realistic proposition if they're already on the offensive. If the chimp is not muzzled putting your arms within a meter of it is suicidal.
Rickson Gracie can lock in an armbar in the blink of an eye, he's not an average man.
Ummm, force is not a weight. You can't kick with 150 lbs force, because force depends on weight and acceleration. Force and weight are related by not directly comparable in that way. Your comparison is not physics.
What if the martial artist is as elusive as Ryuto Machida? How can the chimp win if he can't hit his target? I can't expect you guys to understand the subtleties of his game.
A chimpanzee that knows martial arts.
Ok guys.. Goku vs Chimp?
Rickson Gracie would armbar a chimp and likely a gorilla for these reasons:
- Rickson is a Red Belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu.
- Pure strength isn't enough to get out of a joint lock such as an armbar.
- Chimps and Gorillas are not trained to defend against Gracie Jiu Jitsu, watch UFC 1 to see what happens when that's the case.
- Chimps and Gorillas aren't made in God's image.
Inferior fighting styles such as wrestling and boxing aren't suited for fighting great apes because they rely on power instead of intelligence, technique & budo spirit. Mike Tyson would get beaten to death, Bruce Lee might win with an eyepoke but it's risky.
They aren't. They are just more efficient/flexible with their movements.
Gorillas are far stronger, but they avoid confrontations with chimps because they like having genitals and fingers.Now a fight between a Gorilla and Chimpanzee - that's interesting!
The units you are using are a measurement of force. Pounds force or kilograms force. An objects weight is mass times gravity (acceleration). Not sure what you are trying to say.
The problem with this setup is that the things people are posing as weapons (fists, feet, arms, legs, etc.) are edible to the chimp. You'd have to learn nub foo.
What about dancing? Could a chimp out dance an MMA fighter? Serious replies only.
riiiiiight
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Chimps have thicker and larger jaws/skulls than humans. A Mike Tyson punch wouldn't fuck them up too bad and they'd simply proceed to biting Tyson's ear off before ripping his face apart.
You have no idea what you're talking about, there's no acceleration from gravity unless you're falling![]()
What is it with Chimps and ripping off genitals? Why is that a thing? To suffer such a fate..I don't even want to think about it