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[BlueDevil]

Legit read that as "why does Donald Trump have an election"

 

[Kinyou]

is duck dick nsfw?

Fun fact, ducks have the longest penis of all animals when compared to body length. They're also notorious rapists.

 

[Sunster]

Fun fact, ducks have the longest penis when you compare it to body length. They're also notorious rapists.

i thought that was barnacles

 

[Got]

Fun fact, ducks have the longest penis when you compare it to body length. They're also notorious rapists.

orange dick and notorious rapists huh?

donald duck / donald trump -----> orange dick rapist!!!!!!

oh shit!!!!!!!!

 

[Kinyou]

i thought that was barnacles

Should have said of all vertebrates

 

[L Thammy]

The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves: Anatidae)

 

[CountAntonius]

is duck dick nsfw?

Not as bad as turtles.

 

[Parahan]

is duck dick nsfw?

Ah that explains this

 

[driggonny]

is duck dick nsfw?

I don't see it? Why does he have a twisty cheeto stuck to his- oh...

 

[CrimsonSquall]

Now this is a load of quack

 

[daffy]

Ah that explains this

throwing it back

 

[Bazza]

it looks like a twisted cheeto

I was thinking a curly fry.

 

[Palmer_v1]

orange dick and notorious rapists huh?

donald duck / donald trump -----> orange dick rapist!!!!!!

oh shit!!!!!!!!

If it walks like a duck, and sexually assaults you like a duck...

 

[IdreamofHIME]

 

[yonder]

They didn't give a fuck back in the day.

This is the future republicans want.

 

[Dehnus]

Were these frames actually animated by Disney, or modern alterations? There is a few of them I have seen. Its fucking hilarious, but made me curious.

Yes, I am asking about Donald Ducks Dick.

Because Science has proven to us that All Male ducks are rapists and have a corkscrew penis. To deal with this female ducks have developed a Labyrinth Vagina.

Try this video for more information about ducks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg

 

[Snaku]

 

[butzopower]

 

[Twilight Gap]

 

[akira28]

He sees Daisy Duck. Why'd you think he has an erection?

well done, sir.

*exits thread*

 

[YourMaster]

I believe that ducks have the weird shaped genitalia due to the fact that ducks tend to be rapists.
http://i.imgur.com/QkO47VL.gif
Truthfact.
The girls evolve a labyrinthine coo-coo and the guys evolved a wang that could turn corners and ask for directions at gas stations.

The truth is horrifying.

Actually that's not the truth. The males have such a corkscrew because - like many birds - it's just the left ovaries that produce fertile eggs and they 'want' to reach as close to that one as possible. Not having a cloaca most likely has to do with being water birds.
Being so well endowed allowed the males to become all rapey, and as such the females did indeed evolve a special counter-clockwise oviduct with side-paths that would make insemination difficult when they are not 'accepting'.

 

[Sesha]

is duck dick nsfw?

 

[mhayes86]

*closes browser*

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[DiipuSurotu]

 

[Pancake Mix]

He's not bad, he's just drawn that way.

 

[Mr.Shrugglesツ]

More like Donald Dick.

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg&list=PL-xkHEbewJQenrFnjmTu0o9PujEy4Lhgd&index=14

This is an amazing video btw

 

[Spladam]

This thread:

 

[DECK'ARD]

Actually that's not the truth. The males have such a corkscrew because - like many birds - it's just the left ovaries that produce fertile eggs and they 'want' to reach as close to that one as possible. Not having a cloaca most likely has to do with being water birds.
Being so well endowed allowed the males to become all rapey, and as such the females did indeed evolve a special counter-clockwise oviduct with side-paths that would make insemination difficult when they are not 'accepting'.

#duckfacts

 

[FuuRe]

Dudley approves

 

[Lamel]

That cloaca ain't gonna fill itself.

 

[Fuu]

 

[foxuzamaki]

No seriously, thats way more suggestive than I would think in a cartoon from the olden days

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

is duck dick nsfw?

i regret googling this

edit: i regret entering this thread

 

[kswiston]

is duck dick nsfw?

You could at least post the GAF equivalent duck.

 

[Leynos]

Because Science has proven to us that All Male ducks are rapists and have a corkscrew penis. To deal with this female ducks have developed a Labyrinth Vagina.

Try this video for more information about ducks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg

Or this one which is so much weirder:
"I can block the phallus"

 

[blast processed]

hahaha wtf

 

[GreyWind]

omg wth

 

[The Driver]

Donald dicc

 

[Regulus Tera]

That cloaca ain't gonna fill itself.

Welp that's enough neogaf for today

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

This thread

 

[Stumpokapow]

They didn't give a fuck back in the day.

Note: this is an anti-Nazi cartoon

 

[chrisPjelly]

 

[TrynUrLuck]

This thread

Lmfao!!

 

[Crossing Eden]

This thread.....

No seriously, thats way more suggestive than I would think in a cartoon from the olden days

Dude old cartoons were sexual, violent, and occasionally edgy AF....

 

[Ferrio]

That cloaca ain't gonna fill itself.

This gif finally answers something I've wondered for awhile. Everytime I've seen a duck's dick it's just dragging along the ground never erect. So I couldn't figure out how they mated. So I guess it fires like a harpoon and that's it. That's rough, well one more mystery solved.

 

[Zoidberg Jesus]

Why isn't Daisy wearing a shirt in the first frame? Is wearing clothes some weird duck fetish thing?

 

[Kayhan]

Ducks are marvelous creatures.

 

[chrisPjelly]

Ducks are marvelous creatures.