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[shinobi602]

Throw your computer and its hentai into the tree?

 

[pxleyes]

Orlando is meth central. I had the misfortune of living there last year. I wanted to check out The Senator while I was there, but alas, me and the bf had a fight. Shame I will never see the tree again.

I'm sorry but what? You have any stats to back that up with?

 

[Cat Party]

We should investigate the former 6th oldest tree for complicity.

I feel this comment went unappreciated.

 

[Bay Maximus]

Damnit. Why the heck did I pick Austrailia.

 

[Mononofu]

Longwood? Shit that's like 10 minutes away from me. Alright GAF, your recommendations?

Same here

 

[Dreams-Visions]

We should investigate the former 6th oldest tree for complicity.

10/10

 

[echoshifting]

Various US cities have been declared the "meth capital of the world" to help support crackdowns, usually without much evidence to support the claim. Try googling the term.

 

[PdotMichael]

3500 years old? wow! The three was half as old as our earth.

 

[Extra Sauce]

That's sad, with a healthy lifestyle that woman could look pretty.

 

[Bay Maximus]

3500 years old? wow! The three was half as old as our earth.

I lol'd

 

[PK Gaming]

Humans are weird. We wouldn't really care about a regular tree, but a tree thats over 3500 years old gets such strong responses.

...

I'm just gushing out that usual "DOUBLE STANDARDS" spiel. In fact, its the opposite. I think its pretty cool that we're getting mad over historical landmarks being destroyed. I'm pretty sad about this and i'm glad they got arrested.

 

[SouthernDragon]

3500 years old? wow! The three was half as old as our earth.

iseewhatyoudidthere

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Whyyy starbuck??

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHH. This is the first thing I thought of, LMAO

 

[Ferrio]

Humans are weird. We wouldn't really care about a regular tree, but a tree thats over 3500 years old gets such strong responses.

...

I'm just gushing out that usual "DOUBLE STANDARDS" spiel. In fact, its the opposite. I think its pretty cool that we're getting mad over historical landmarks being destroyed. I'm pretty sad about this and i'm glad they got arrested.

Just a really anticlimatic way to go down. Like a god dying to stubbed toe.

 

[Shambles]

Meh, plant another.

 

[Enco]

Pretty cool picture of the tree.

Woman is a dumbass and this news sucks. Meth heads are such scum.

We'll live though. At least no one was killed.

 

[RobotHaus]

Not Even Once.

 

[Account Attempt #4]

How did they get into the tree? Is that normal?

... on meth it is.

 

[WeAreStarStuff]

I read about this on my kindle fire.

Spoiler

not really

 

[sixteen-bit]

3500 years old? wow! The three was half as old as our earth.

But what about the tree?

 

[Dennis]

3500 years old? wow! The three was half as old as our earth.

math fail

 

[The Storyteller]

Whyyy starbuck??

No.

 

[HK-47]

math fail

Oh there is a fail alright

 

[Alligatorjandro]

That tree probably killed a lot of other little trees.

 

[xbhaskarx]

 

[RSP]

Is there at least a gif of the thing on fire?

 

[Dennis]

Oh there is a fail alright

6000/2 = 3000

3500 ≠ 3000

 

[hayejin]

and said "I can't believe I burned down a tree older then [sic] Jesus."

I don't get this??? How can you miss spell something said?

 

[Darkenmal]

Really sad, that tree was almost as old as the earth.

ihopeyou'renotserious.gif

 

[HeySeuss]

ihopeyou'renotserious.gif

That'sthejoke.gif

 

[mantidor]

At first I was in rage because I thought the tree was alive, but yeah, is sad but not terrible, the tree was dead. How old is the oldest living tree? that's more interesting.

I don't get this??? How can you miss spell something said?

I was wondering the same! I was assuming a written report or something but that would make no sense, what kind of report would have a question for that answer? "express your feelings about the crime you committed"? or maybe it was a chat interview?

 

[Protome]

I don't get this??? How can you miss spell something said?

I was wondering that too.
People don't actually SAY then instead of than do they?

 

[tc farks]

I figured it was a text or a facebook post or something. She must have typed it out in some form along with the uploaded picture.

 

[R2D4]

3500 years old? wow! The three was half as old as our earth.

Fuck that tree. Tree's can't go to heaven. They're just like dogs, horses and democrats.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Holy shit, it turns out I CAN value the life of a tree more than a human's.

 

[GavinGT]

She was just making a statement about her stance on late-term tree abortions.

 

[mrkgoo]

huh.

Reminds me of the time I came across a smouldering tree. Someone had either set it alight, or had tossed a cigarette butt into the bush next to the path.
Called emergency, and fire brigade came and spent a while trying to put it out, but they had to get a specialist since it was burning on the inside.

 

[Choke on the Magic]

 

[Log4Girlz]

Oh umm, yeah great.

 

[Lafiel]

You know when I first read the thread title I automatically thought "3500-year old tree" umm "6000-year old earth" :lol

 

[Vermillion]

Lolol

Too funny, really.

 

[B.K.]

I don't get this??? How can you miss spell something said?

She probably actually said then. A lot of people don't know the difference between then and than.

 

[Derwind]

it's just a tree

She's just a destructive junkie...

I prefer the tree.

 

[Always-honest]

Wood

 

[Switters]

Would a Florida-GAF meetup make the national news? Probably.

 

[Az987]

Smoking meth in a tree...

Oh Florida.

 

[SpectreFire]

This wouldn't have happened if drugs weren't illegal.

Just legalize it already.

/neckbeard

 

[Az987]

This wouldn't have happened if drugs weren't illegal.

Just legalize it already.

/treebeard

Fixed

 

[polyh3dron]

This wouldn't have happened if drugs weren't illegal.

Just legalize it already.

/neckbeard

it probably would have happened either way..

but all these people in jail for weed wouldn't be there.

 

[dojokun]

She's actually doable.