MS and Sony are gonna be like two divorced parents, fighting for our love. MS, if you open with Kinect, I'm gonna be staying with Sony for a while.
I can't wait to see what they have to show.
That is a goddamn
perfect simile right there.
Uncle Neogaf: “Will, it’s alright to be angry at the Next Xbox.”
Will: “Hey, why should I be mad? I’m saying, at least he gave hardcores some lip service this time. I just wish I hadn’t wasted my money buying this stupid present.”
Uncle Neogaf: “I’m sorry, I, you know, Kinect 2.0, no used games, if there was… something that I could do–”
Will: “Hey, you know what? You ain’t got to do nothing, Uncle Neogaf. Hey, you know? Ain’t like I’m still five-years old, you know? Ain’t like I’m going to be sitting up every night, playing Halo, asking my Mom, ‘When’s the next Xbox coming home?’ You know? Who needs Xbox? Hey, he wasn’t there to teach me how to shoot my first headshot, but I learned, didn’t I? Hey I got pretty damned good at it too, didn’t I Uncle Neogaf?”
Uncle Neogaf: “Yeah, you did.”
Will: “Got through my first platformer without him, right? I learned how to drive, I learned how to spend skill points, I learned how to fight without him. I had FIVE great console generations without him! He never even sent me a damn Xbox Live Points card–TO HELL WITH HIM!”
[Pause]
Will: “I didn’t need him them and I don’t need him now.”
Uncle Neogaf: “Will…”
Will: “Nah, you know what Uncle Neogaf? I’m gonna get through Next Gen without him. I’m gonna get in great Driveclub without him. I’m gonna start my own videogame company, and I’m making me a whole bunch of consoles, I’m gonna be a better console maker than he ever was, and I sure as hell don’t need him for that, ’cause there ain’t a damn thing he could ever teach me about how to love my games!”
[Pause]
Will: “How come he don’t want me, man?”