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YOU WANT GAMES??

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"YOU WANT GAMES?"
 
don't eat the salad! that's how they get you!!!
 
-jinx- said:
You hear a loud snoring noise coming from the dark cave. You remember that dragons have been sighted near here recently. What do you do?

[ ] Enter the cave. (Turn to page 35.)
[ ] Retreat down the mountain. (Turn to page 48.)
[ ] Grab the ass of your hot half-elf companion. (Remove your pants and turn to page 107.)
[ ] Walk into the cave and yell, "HEY, DRAGON -- STOP BEING A PUSSY AND BUY A PSP!" (Give yourself a gold star and set this book on fire...you have nothing else to learn, my son.)

That's it. I'm going to the library later this week, and I'm gonna go look for some of those old "choose your own adventure" books.

I'm going to take the high road, and simply enter the cave.














(...while keeping my finger on page 107.)
 
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