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[capslock]

Would become a genocidal maniac, but...dat hair

 

[SwiftDeath]

Why does it look like only his right eyebrow is trimmed?

 

[Jarmel]

Those eyes though...

 

[AnathemicOne]

Fabulous Stalin?

...

I'll show myself out...

 

[Pathos]

 

[Jigorath]

Fun fact. Nobody ever saw the photographer again after that day. Because Stalin killed him immediately after the photo was taken.

 

[speculawyer]

The guy was a psychopath . . . even back then. Dan Carlin related a story about how there was this sheep stranded out an island in a river so he dived in swam over to it. And then with people watching him thinking he was gonna save it, he broke its legs.

 

[Tesseract]

his eyebrow hair is disproportionate

5.3/7

 

[Byakuya769]

Stalin was the first dictator with something to say.

 

[milquetoast]

that's a wig made from the hair of one of his victims.

 

[Piecake]

Dude has some impressive hair

 

[Chipotle]

A bank robber too, in his youth. What a rogue...

 

[Mr.Swag]

Shit man if I looked like that I would have just spent my time slaying pussy instead of, you know actually slaying.

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

The guy was a psychopath . . . even back then. Dan Carlin related a story about how there was this sheep stranded out an island in a river so he dived in swam over to it. And then with people watching him thinking he was gonna save it, he broke its legs.

Ghosts of the Ostfront is the shit.

Edit: "Koba"

 

[kess]

 

[quesalupa]

Fun fact. Nobody ever saw the photographer again after that day. Because Stalin killed him immediately after the photo was taken.

Seriously?

 

[Dennis]

That hair is pretty awesome.

 

[Skeyser]

Seriously?

yeah he made fun of his disproportionate eyebrow

 

[Floridian]

He looks like Zayn from One Direction.

 

[ComputerMKII]

Politicians make a living off of seduction, news at 11.

 

[kess]

Only a couple of years later Stalin was looking like a cross between Borat and a long lost Marx brother.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

The guy was a psychopath . . . even back then. Dan Carlin related a story about how there was this sheep stranded out an island in a river so he dived in swam over to it. And then with people watching him thinking he was gonna save it, he broke its legs.

I'm sorry but this simply isn't true.

It was a deer.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Lots of people look good when they're young. Sometimes they look like different people when they age, though, like is the case here. Never would have guessed that was Stalin.

Other random example: Bruce Willis. Here's him at age 22:

Time treats everyone differently.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Only a couple of years later Stalin was looking like a cross between Borat and a long lost Marx brother.

Because of this picture I will now consider all hipsters to be Stalin fans.

 

[Currygan]

randomest thread ever

 

[oneran]

Wasn't he supposed to have excessive scaring due to small pox?

 

[CountAntonius]

Only a couple of years later Stalin was looking like a cross between Borat and a long lost Marx brother.

Looks like Mark Twain x Nicola Tesla to me.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

And here's young Trotsky

Also:

Lenin 1887

Lenin 1895

 

[Enthus]

Shame he was only 5'4.

 

[kess]

Hitler just ain't the same

 

[Stinkles]

Only dictator with something to say.

 

[Permanently A]

And here's young Trotsky

 

[You Know Nothing]

Young Stalin could hit it and quit it.

Hopefully without killing me afterwards.

 

[Sch1sm]

Why does it look like only his right eyebrow is trimmed?

Symmetry is overrated.

 

[kess]

Raul Castro pre jowls

M. "Bison" Gaddafi

Richard Nixon

 

[Evil_Silver]

What a handsome psychopath.

 

[Dennis]

Richard Nixon

Not bad.

 

[Gray Matter]

That is some nice hair, I'm jealous.

 

[Dennis]

Uncanny.

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

Richard Nixon

Holy shit! Tricky Dick was hot!

 

[Fantastical]

You beat me to it! Looks just like Benny Schwaz.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Richard Nixon

What a badass

 

[Tesseract]

danny devito at 23 years of life

 

[Sch1sm]

Richard Nixon

Huh. I'd... well.

Spoiler

I'd do him, really.

 

[Gray Matter]

Richard Nixon

He doesn't look like a crook.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Haha, same thing I thought when I saw it

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

Lenin 1895

 

[Sye d'Burns]

Holy shit! Tricky Dick was hot!

There are some things I never imagined I would read, even on Gaf. I can now cross this off the list.

 

[Akira]

Here's the real Kenshin

Spoiler

not

:

 

[a Master Ninja]