Well GAF, I made it 21 years without something like this but it finally happened. My mom walked in on me.
My girlfriend and I live an hour apart over school breaks, and when we see each other we don't really have anywhere to have sex or anything. So, we occasionally (very rarely, like 3 or 4 times) send nudes back and forth. Tonight I thought it'd be nice because she was in that kind of a mood, so I close my door and don't lock it, because my mother always knocks, and a locked door would be more suspicious than "just a minute" after a knock.
So, pants off, boxers at my knees, trying to take a picture and I see my door slowly creak open and my mother looking at me. She didn't even try to leave or look away, and the way she opened it was like she was trying to catch me. I say "uhh, I'm changing", she leaves, put my pants on and go into the hall outside my room and start nervously asking her questions to try to dispel everything and she just won't talk to me. She has been silent and pissy since then, and I'm incredibly embarrassed and uncomfortable, because I know what she thinks about this stuff and it's not good. I'd like to think me being an adult in a mature relationship and her just barging in would make me in the right in this situation, but apparently not. So now I feel like human garbage and am dreading the treatment I'll probably get from her tomorrow.
So GAF, make me feel better and not so alone. What's your worst "SHIT CLOSE THE DOOR" story?
My girlfriend and I live an hour apart over school breaks, and when we see each other we don't really have anywhere to have sex or anything. So, we occasionally (very rarely, like 3 or 4 times) send nudes back and forth. Tonight I thought it'd be nice because she was in that kind of a mood, so I close my door and don't lock it, because my mother always knocks, and a locked door would be more suspicious than "just a minute" after a knock.
So, pants off, boxers at my knees, trying to take a picture and I see my door slowly creak open and my mother looking at me. She didn't even try to leave or look away, and the way she opened it was like she was trying to catch me. I say "uhh, I'm changing", she leaves, put my pants on and go into the hall outside my room and start nervously asking her questions to try to dispel everything and she just won't talk to me. She has been silent and pissy since then, and I'm incredibly embarrassed and uncomfortable, because I know what she thinks about this stuff and it's not good. I'd like to think me being an adult in a mature relationship and her just barging in would make me in the right in this situation, but apparently not. So now I feel like human garbage and am dreading the treatment I'll probably get from her tomorrow.
So GAF, make me feel better and not so alone. What's your worst "SHIT CLOSE THE DOOR" story?