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How does that happen?my neighbor walking in on my wife and i having sexy time
We had a guy at our high school written up looking at and I quote: "Big Black Dick Porn"
That's literally what they wrote on the office referral.
I was seen by adults as a quiet "good kid" when I was younger, a perception I cultivated by getting really good grades, being well mannered, and into volunteering and stuff like that. But in private, with the right group of friends, I was just another foul mouth kid.
I went to my friends house one time, and his mom LOVED me. Thought I was a great influence on her boy, and she even had me tutoring her younger kid.
Well, she was gone and it was just me and my friend in the living room flipping through channels.
I remember it was me that brought up the convo of the day, girls from the neighborhood and school and church, and I remember it was me that led with which of them I wanted to fuck, which of them had the best ass, the best tits, looked like she gave the best head.
And then for some reason, I vividly remember us landing on TRL and watching Sum 41's Fat Lip and rapping/singing the song out loud, and then talking about how he girl that got her head shaved in the video was hot and we would still nail her.
We were like 13.
And then I decided to leave the living room to get something off the front porch, only to find his mother sitting in the chair...
I cannot describe how disappointed and angry she looked. She had apparently just been sitting there for like an hour listening to us talk.
And all she said was "go home."
I remember feeling really horrible about it. And I can't hear Fat Lip without thinking about how she looked at me.
Probably when my Mom walked in on my Girlfriend and I having sex. Thankfully we threw a blanket over us before she opened the door but it was damn close. She was letting me know two friends of mine just randomly showed up to the house. Now it's full panic mode, we ask her to close the door for a few and I will get with them in a minute. Both of us frantically put clothes on. A minute later my friend comes in the door without knocking and says "Man it reeks like sex in here" as he closes the door. FFS Man....
Also that was the day I learned how much I hate when someone shows up to where I live unannounced.
Yea she was too. But idk man they were just disappointed I guess cause that didnt last long either lol. Only like 3 weeks tops, then we were back goin at it again lolWeird reaction from the parents.
You were 18. Presumably she was as well. Why exactly couldn't you see her anymore?
Well GAF, I made it 21 years without something like this but it finally happened. My mom walked in on me.
My girlfriend and I live an hour apart over school breaks, and when we see each other we don't really have anywhere to have sex or anything. So, we occasionally (very rarely, like 3 or 4 times) send nudes back and forth. Tonight I thought it'd be nice because she was in that kind of a mood, so I close my door and don't lock it, because my mother always knocks, and a locked door would be more suspicious than "just a minute" after a knock.
So, pants off, boxers at my knees, trying to take a picture and I see my door slowly creak open and my mother looking at me. She didn't even try to leave or look away, and the way she opened it was like she was trying to catch me. I say "uhh, I'm changing", she leaves, put my pants on and go into the hall outside my room and start nervously asking her questions to try to dispel everything and she just won't talk to me. She has been silent and pissy since then, and I'm incredibly embarrassed and uncomfortable, because I know what she thinks about this stuff and it's not good. I'd like to think me being an adult in a mature relationship and her just barging in would make me in the right in this situation, but apparently not. So now I feel like human garbage and am dreading the treatment I'll probably get from her tomorrow.
So GAF, make me feel better and not so alone. What's your worst "SHIT CLOSE THE DOOR" story?
These are all making me feel much better about my situation after freaking out about it for a little bit.
Oh my god, was that the one where there was a stair handrail involved and I believe a stick figure drawing? I need to find that thread asap.
Edit: Found it.
Hooked up with a girl, went to her place, her parents walked into the living room while we were 69-ing on the coffee table.
One time my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend havin the sex. I didnt know anyone was home. I didnt even notice that he had opened the door. He just called me out into the living room after. I was like oh shit.
He just said that I'm lucky it wasnt my mom that walked in the room cuz she would have cut my dick off. He said not to be so stupid and a little more careful in the future. My dads pre cool.
Another time my brother walked in on me jerking off to that "Hot Spot" by Foxy Brown video. Pretty horrible timing since I was busting just as he walked in the room.
Another brother caught me jerking off to Xena once. He would make that Xena "yayayayay!" Scream at me when he saw me forever after that.
I don;t have any thankfully. I have however walked in on my Dad a few times. It's not a good idea to look at porn on the living room TV when you know other people are in the house.
There was also one time when my parents forgot to take a porn cassette out of the VCR. I turned it on expecting to see Power Rangers and got porn instead.
My ex girlfriend's 9 year old sister once walked in on us while I was pounding her big sister from behind. I hope someone explained to her what she saw at some point lol.
oh nooooooMy ex girlfriend's 9 year old sister once walked in on us while I was pounding her big sister from behind. I hope someone explained to her what she saw at some point lol.
/gif is literally one of the best places on the internet to find porn dawg. Try it sometime. 4chan isn't a 100% degenerate cesspool.You went to 4chan to whack yourself? What?
The discussions on /gif/ contradict that last statement./gif is literally one of the best places on the internet to find porn dawg. Try it sometime. 4chan isn't a 100% degenerate cesspool.
My PC had a memory damaged and it took me a couple of days to get a new one.
In the meanwhile, i spent the nights using my mom's laptop.
At the time i was trading sex pics with a girl i met online, and one night i was so drunk that i forgot to delete a dick pic on the desktop. The next morning, when i realized it, went running to the laptop, but the dick pic was nowhere to be seen... my mom never said a word about it, and till today i keep pretending it never happened.
My brother once walked in when i was masturbating to a woman on msn.
Once i woke up in the middle of the night and my brother was jerking to porn. I pretended to be sleeping and jerked one too.
Sounds like your mom knew what happened but didn't wanna say anything.
I've honestly never shared this story due to the shame involved, but fuck it, I was just a stupid teenager.
I was playing FF8 for the first time right after it released at my cousins house and had just gotten to the space scene where Squall is saving Rinoa and that big fmv plays. I was feeling horny as hell and I'm alone in a back room so I decide to just take care of business so I'd stop having to feel uncomfortable.
I had literally just finished, pants around my ankles looking for some more tissues, half chub flying free and my other female cousin who was around my age bursts in the room from out of nowhere. She takes one look at me, half nude, doesn't say a word and just closes the door and leaves.
I've never been more embarrassed in my life. I made up some story about sharting and attempting to clean up the mess, but I don't know if they bought it. She never mentioned it again.
The worst part is, that part of FF8 is ruined for me on every subsequent playthrough. Rinoa flies through space and I turn bright red.
I've been walked in on many times in my life. My mom, my wife, and by friends. Which is the most embarrassing?
I think it would be the one where I wasn't even naked. I was home alone and wasn't masturbating but I was GOING to very soon. I was in the living room, watching Mariah Carey on MTV and I had a video recorder in my hand and I was looking at her though the cam corder (why I was doing this, even I don't know. Seemed like an interesting idea at the time) and my legs are spread apart like I'm trying to do the splits or something....
Then I hear the front door open. I turn around and the newspaper guy is tossing the newspaper in and we lock eyes. I'm standing there with my legs spread, cam corder in hand in front of Mariah Carey and he has this look in his eyes like "WTF am I witnessing here?".
He closes the door and turns around and walks away. I saw him around town but we never spoke about what happened. He was in high school and I was in middle school so I'm sure he told all his buddies about what he saw lol.