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Heidi Montag (of Spencer/Heidi fame) says her new album is as good as Thriller.
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dustytruly
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this is her now, AFTER 10 procedures
dralla said:
Fuck you! I blame myself as well, but fuck you too dralla. I fought the urge to youtube any of the tracks to satiate my curiosity as to how bad this album really is, but you put it on a platter and I had to click.
An entire song about how superficial she is, but the chorus is her complaining about people that don't know her calling her superficial?
Fenderputty
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Dali said:
I found it ironic as well.
On the plus side, maybe she'll go broke and do porn with those fake bolt ons.
Great Rumbler
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Drame said:Didn't know that she was an singer too.
*Goes to youtube to listen Body Language*
Thriller, eh?
I hate Body Language because it tried to ruin the awesome synthpop song "Situation" from Yazoo.
Some song by a group called The Saturdays or something did the same thing, so I hate them too.
The Bookerman
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:lol :lol :lolRustyNails said:
Jamesfrom818
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Google said:
She looks like generic blond Hefner girlfriend #23847
ryutaro's mama
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She's not even approaching Blood On the Dancefloor, much less Thriller.
way more
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Vid of her attempting to make expressions and failing.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/20/heidi-montag-tries-to-mov_n_429456.html
I can't really tell the difference between the before and after but I come to these threads because you anti-plastic surgery types crack me up. Generic girl looks more generic.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/20/heidi-montag-tries-to-mov_n_429456.html
I can't really tell the difference between the before and after but I come to these threads because you anti-plastic surgery types crack me up. Generic girl looks more generic.
elrechazado
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another pretty cute chick turned into a fugmonster through surgery
Mercury Fred
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Ugh. Kill it with fire.
PhoenixDark
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Chipopo said:
Stop being mean dude
Maxwell House
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I downloaded the album for kicks and it is fucking horrid. I don't think there is a single second on the album where her voice isn't autotuned and processed to hell. She definitely isn't a talented singer.
The hilarious thing is she said she is broke now after spending all her money ($2M) on the album. She said she expected to make all that money back and more in the first week of sales. The fucking thing sold 658 copies the first week. :lol
What a delusional fucking retard. Oh, and during the recent video interview on CBS (I think) the reporter asked her if the timing of her surgeries was purposely around the release of her album and she literaly said, "no, it was God's plan".
So, the psycho bitch thinks God has plans for her to be some big pop singer. :lol
The hilarious thing is she said she is broke now after spending all her money ($2M) on the album. She said she expected to make all that money back and more in the first week of sales. The fucking thing sold 658 copies the first week. :lol
What a delusional fucking retard. Oh, and during the recent video interview on CBS (I think) the reporter asked her if the timing of her surgeries was purposely around the release of her album and she literaly said, "no, it was God's plan".
So, the psycho bitch thinks God has plans for her to be some big pop singer. :lol
Bob Loblaw
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DeathbyVolcano
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she's always been and still is scary looking. Lauren Conrad ftw
BrandNew said:
Scary? Really?
I think she's attractive. Then again, I think she was attractive when she was 19, and didn't have all the surgeries.
But what's scary is what she's had done. Botox injections? Botox??? At 23? What saggy facial skin do you have at 23? Buttock augmentation? Does that mean she sits on ass implants?
That's MAJOR insecurities. I can only imagine the pressure chicks in Hollywood have to go through to just get in the doorway, let alone be successful, but that's scary shit.
She looks like a cheap porn star in the after picraebu said:
If you do a search for "ontd heidi plastic surgery" you can see more pictures.
She was fine before. Her body has always been bangin', I don't know why she needed any of that garbage done. I think it's sad. :/
Anticitizen One
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I've never even heard of this lady
ViperVisor
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Looks 10 years older trying to look 10 younger.
3 years ago I happen to see this in Stuff magazine. I fapped.
Not exactly a landmark to masturbate to a girl in a lad mag but it might of had some meaning in the vast mosaic of masturbation. She was a natural girl in a sea of what is typically girls as unobtainable as mermaids.
3 years ago I happen to see this in Stuff magazine. I fapped.
Not exactly a landmark to masturbate to a girl in a lad mag but it might of had some meaning in the vast mosaic of masturbation. She was a natural girl in a sea of what is typically girls as unobtainable as mermaids.
Bob Loblaw
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raebu said:
If you do a search for "ontd heidi plastic surgery" you can see more pictures.
She was fine before. Her body has always been bangin', I don't know why she needed any of that garbage done. I think it's sad. :/
She now has the same fake face as Elizabeth Mitchell. No personality whatsoever in that face.
hulkamania-owns-you
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Holy fucking shit, chin chopping procedure does work and I approve. Still doesn't look perfect, perhaps the swelling?
Kelly clarkson should do it next.
Kelly clarkson should do it next.
B1gg_Randall
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:lol :lol But really she was hot why change???JDeluis said:
Toy Soldier
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I dunno about the negativity, she looks great in the after shots. Her face and certainly her body look incredible. She could so go bigger up top; reach for the stars, get that H. Today.
Beauty is a value she seems to treasure, and this has done the trick. Props to her for acting on that urge. Be happy, do what makes you more satisfied with each day.
EDIT: I didn't catch this the first time, but yeah, totally. Pump 'em up like Reebok. Progress.
Beauty is a value she seems to treasure, and this has done the trick. Props to her for acting on that urge. Be happy, do what makes you more satisfied with each day.
legend166 said:
EDIT: I didn't catch this the first time, but yeah, totally. Pump 'em up like Reebok. Progress.
faceless007
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How the fuck do you spend $2 million writing shitty electro-pop music? Just buy Reason and a cheap mic and go to town. Was she jet-setting around the world recording samples from exotic jungles?
victreeb3l
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She's barely recognizable, goddamn.
I really thought she got her lips done too since they seem a lot more plump now.
I really thought she got her lips done too since they seem a lot more plump now.
Night_Trekker
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I had no idea who this woman was before this thread. I will forget about her when it scrolls off the front page.
What the fuck? She was hot as hell before the surgery. She looks awful in the after photos that aren't air-brushed.
EDIT: Also, Elizabeth Mitchell ftw.
Toy Soldier said:
What the fuck? She was hot as hell before the surgery. She looks awful in the after photos that aren't air-brushed.
EDIT: Also, Elizabeth Mitchell ftw.
Toy Soldier
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legend166 said:
Not at all. I can see why you might disagree about the change in her appearance being a step up, that's fair...though I don't think it's far-fetched to say she looks outstanding now.
Not to blindly condone going under the knife as a cure-all, but I'm always in favor of being happy and excited about yourself. She had the means and guts to make a bold leap in that direction. Taking drastic steps isn't always a winning play, but in her case, I applaud the results - hopefully she shares my own satisfaction, for her sake.
Night_Trekker said:
I honestly never saw much of her before having work done, just the occasional photo here and there. Based on those few shots, I don't at all disagree that she was pretty before. She looks fantastic now, seemingly becoming more and more so (pump, pump), but I'd never diss her appearance circa-2007 or whenever.
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