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[RustyNails]

She said she expected to make all that money back and more in the first week of sales. The fucking thing sold 658 copies the first week. :lol

What a frickin joke. I bet if I karaoke'd a song, I'd get more hits on youtube than this sad failure's album sales. A poster some posts above me said this is not even approaching Blood on the Dance Floor. You are grossly mistaken, my friend. This is not even approaching Happy Summer from William Hung, let alone an artist of MJ's thunder. This is an insult to MJ's legacy.

 

[Siebzehn50]

pulled from perez

this is her now, AFTER 10 procedures

 

[dg32]

she looked like average California white girl #2352785612743 before all her surgeries

she looks like average California white girl #2352836581743 after all her surgeries

Most of you guys would smash if given the chance, crappy music or not. And what's with the outrage over some stupid throwaway comment comparing her music to Michael Jackson's? Like someone said way back in page 1 of this thread, this is the type of person who probably thrives on attention--good or bad. You guys raising e-pitchforks in anger probably helps out her cause, and adds a few hits to her youtube videos/internet searches.

 

[Truant]

The hilarious thing is she said she is broke now after spending all her money ($2M) on the album. She said she expected to make all that money back and more in the first week of sales. The fucking thing sold 658 copies the first week. :lol

:lol

That's almost $66!

 

[neorej]

:lol

That's almost $66!

Let's not forget, the first million is always the hardest :lol

 

[polyh3dron]

wtf she was better looking in the "before" pic. She didn't need breast implants either... wtf.

 

[sprsk]

Not at all. I can see why you might disagree about the change in her appearance being a step up, that's fair...though I don't think it's far-fetched to say she looks outstanding now.

Not to blindly condone going under the knife as a cure-all, but I'm always in favor of being happy and excited about yourself. She had the means and guts to make a bold leap in that direction. Taking drastic steps isn't always a winning play, but in her case, I applaud the results - hopefully she shares my own satisfaction, for her sake.



I honestly never saw much of her before having work done, just the occasional photo here and there. Based on those few shots, I don't at all disagree that she was pretty before. She looks fantastic now, seemingly becoming more and more so (pump, pump), but I'd never diss her appearance circa-2007 or whenever.

Do you honestly think someone who goes and has plastic surgery 10 times is ever happy with themselves. I mean, come on.

 

[BobDylan]

The hilarious thing is she said she is broke now after spending all her money ($2M) on the album. She said she expected to make all that money back and more in the first week of sales. The fucking thing sold 658 copies the first week. :lol

Thats just as good as thriller right???

 

[neorej]

Thats just as good as thriller right???

Not really, but close.

 

[bud]

Before (2006)

After surgery 1 (2008)

Dustytruly has posted the after 10 procedures pic 3 posts above

what the fuck did she do to herself.

judging from the before pic, she actually looked pretty cute. now she sort of reminds me of lion woman.

 

[wRATH2x]

Now she looks like Tori Spelling, Uh!!!!

Thats disgusting.

 

[Solo]

How does one get to be famous for being famous?

 

[Busty]

How does one get to be famous for being famous?

Before you do anything you have to undergo quite a serious medical procedure.

You have to gather some of the World's best surgeons and have them entirely remove your sense of shame.

After that, just sit back and watch the hollow kudos and meagre amounts of money roll in.

 

[Truant]

I don't understand how people can live with plastic surgery. I hate even looking at those people, afraid that their faces might fall apart at the slightest touch.

 

[gdt]

I've officially decided that Toy Soldier is a joke character.

 

[NubCakes09]

I've officially decided that Toy Soldier is a joke character.

Why? Because he finds her more attractive now? I do as well.

 

[ToxicAdam]

I think she looks a lot better. But I would be curious to see her without makeup on.

 

[TheThrasher]

Seriously?

That doesn't even look like the same person.

Lighten up the hair in the 2006 pic, apply the same lip gloss, maybe wax brows, and you'd have the same thing in 2010 but actually attractive.

Natural >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> plastic surgery any day of the week please.

 

[SmokyDave]

Why? Because he finds her more attractive now? I do as well.

Me three.

 

[Brobzoid]

I thought she looked good before all of this actually. still looked alright after one procedure, but now she's scary :\

 

[a posh hammer]

I think I'm going to bed.

 

[QuiteWhittle]

That's great that she has such fervent optimism about her music, most people should set higher expectations for their work. However, saying her first album will outsell Thriller is a very bold claim, considering that Michael Jackson had already established himself as a household music sensation before he even started recording it. But, alas..

 

[freddy]

That's some chin. It wouldn't look out of place under Batmans' mask.

 

[MMaRsu]

:lol :lol :lol

Goddamn that thing is ugly. Kill it with fire!

 

[Mendokuse]

So it won't be very good then.

 

[levious]

whoa, that How to be Famous book is real?! I was sure that was a joke.

 

[Dyno]

She looks oddly perfect now. Stunning and even beautiful, but in this very cold, unnatural way. Her new looks are compelling but in a way that makes me uneasy.

Those big ass titties are a less complicated matter. I love them but that's me, I'm an animal. I could see people being repulsed because it propels her body not into sexy symbol status but porn star status.

Good luck to her I say. The overall reaction from Hollywood seems pretty critical.

 

[Jin]

Disturbing. She's comparing her album to Thriller. I hope she's not going to try comparing plastic surgery to MJ as well.

 

[Onemic]

She looks oddly perfect now. Stunning and even beautiful, but in this very cold, unnatural way. Her new looks are compelling but in a way that makes me uneasy.

Those big ass titties are a less complicated matter. I love them but that's me, I'm an animal. I could see people being repulsed because it propels her body not into sexy symbol status but porn star status.

Good luck to her I say. The overall reaction from Hollywood seems pretty critical.

Because maybe she not only looks much worse than she did before her surgery, she effectively has made herself look 10 years older. She looks 30 now, and she's just 23. Not to mention her face is already beginning to show signs of fake, like those other crazy plastic surgery addicts.

 

[Chamber]

Lighten up the hair in the 2006 pic, apply the same lip gloss, maybe wax brows, and you'd have the same thing in 2010 but actually attractive.

Natural >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> plastic surgery any day of the week please.

I'm not against plastic surgery. I do however, really enjoy it when a woman can make facial expressions. Guess I'm funny like that.

Really, it's just about knowing when to stop.

 

[J-Rod]

I don't see how anyone could like the new heidi, unless you just like the look of artificial, because she's gone beyond just enhancing her look to making her face appear noticeably fake and unatural. I think she lost a lot of beauty to look like a hooter waitress.

 

[Skiptastic]

Other than maybe increasing her bust, I didn't see anything that needed surgery in her "Before" pic.

 

[Drame]

EW: What happens if you don’t earn your money back?

HM: That’s not even a possibility. I think within the first week we will definitely make our money back. The songs will make an impact in pop history. They are absolutely incredible and everybody involved is the best of the best. People just haven’t seen me as a pop star. I’m very excited for the world to see a whole new Heidi.

I wonder how she feels now.

Also, she was so pretty before all those surgeries. What a waste.

 

[Doubledex]

fuck this bitch.

Thriller is legendary good

 

[Toy Soldier]

Do you honestly think someone who goes and has plastic surgery 10 times is ever happy with themselves. I mean, come on.

Happier, more content? Of course.

I don't know her, I don't know if there are greater issues in play that make all of this work futile, but I try not to assume the worst of people and their situations.

Based on what she's said, it seems straight forward enough that she'd feel a heck of a lot more satisfied and proud after improving her appearance.

 

[Cyan]

Happier, more content? Of course.

Sorry dude, but that's pretty naive.

 

[Borgnine]

Do you guys think she had her sphincter bleached? I mean might as well right?

 

[Toy Soldier]

Sorry dude, but that's pretty naive.

Perhaps. Or it may just be that simple: she'd long seen flaws, she worked on 'em, she ends up looking as gorgeous as she intended.

I'm never one to assume the worst just for the sake of it, and it seems fair to take her at her word on this one.

But as I said earlier, who knows. I'd never wish someone to feel constantly unhappy and dissatisfied with themselves, and if that's where she's at, that's a shame - just as one human being to another. She wanted to look better, she does, and I hope it's that simple, as naive as it may be.

 

[ToxicAdam]

I don't see how anyone could like the new heidi, unless you just like the look of artificial, because she's gone beyond just enhancing her look to making her face appear noticeably fake and unatural. I think she lost a lot of beauty to look like a hooter waitress.

Just from a pure aesthetic of beauty, her face is much better. More symmetry, less harsh angles and a jawline that brings more balance to the face. Before she looked kind of witchy, now she looks more like a generic pageant girl from California.

That being said, I'm just judging her by a few photos on the internet. It could be much different if she wasn't wearing makeup or I saw her IRL.

 

[BitchTits]

She must really hate herself to have so much done so young.

Coming from a gay man, this might mean nothing at all, but I think she looks completely sexy and naturally hot before. The after pic she looks like a mini Joan Rivers. And she's 23? What will she look like at only 33... then 43?! Because once you start, it needs upkeep, this isn't like something that gets 'fixed' it's ongoing.

Do ANY straight guys honestly prefer the after picture, I can't believe they do. I imagine in pictures they might say she looks hot, but I bet in 3D and upclose she looks freakish, and probably scary without make-up too.

 

[Chamber]

If someone had surgery done because of what a few people on the internet said about their appearance, they're never going to be happy.

 

[Cyan]

Perhaps. Or it may just be that simple: she'd long seen flaws, she worked on 'em, she ends up looking as gorgeous as she intended.

When someone is so dissatisfied with themselves that they have 10 plastic surgeries, it's never that simple. It's not really about their looks.

I'm never one to assume the worst just for the sake of it, and it seems fair to take her at her word on this one.

But as I said earlier, who knows. I'd never wish someone to feel constantly unhappy and dissatisfied with themselves, and if that's where she's at, that's a shame - just as one human being to another. She wanted to look better, she does, and I hope it's that simple, as naive as it may be.

Hey, I'm with you. I certainly don't wish for her to feel constantly unhappy and dissatisfied... I just think it unlikely that plastic surgery brought her any lasting happiness.

 

[Onemic]

She must really hate herself to have so much done so young.

Coming from a gay man, this might mean nothing at all, but I think she looks completely sexy and naturally hot before. The after pic she looks like a mini Joan Rivers. And she's 23? What will she look like at only 33... then 43?! Because once you start, it needs upkeep, this isn't like something that gets 'fixed' it's ongoing.

Do ANY straight guys honestly prefer the after picture, I can't believe they do. I imagine in pictures they might say she looks hot, but I bet in 3D and upclose she looks freakish, and probably scary without make-up too.

Exactly right. I honestly don't know how any self respecting man would prefer the after picture to the before. It just screams fake. She already has the plastic face look now.

 

[Zyzyxxz]

Exactly right. I honestly don't know how any self respecting man would prefer the after picture to the before. It just screams fake. She already has the plastic face look now.

knowing what work was done I'd be wary but to be honest I can't tell unless its pretty major most of the time as long as I dont see a before pic.

 

[Mad Max]

Exactly right. I honestly don't know how any self respecting man would prefer the after picture to the before. It just screams fake. She already has the plastic face look now.

Yeah, she looks more like one of those uncanny valley cgi demos now instead of an actual human being..

 

[Toy Soldier]

When someone is so dissatisfied with themselves that they have 10 plastic surgeries, it's never that simple. It's not really about their looks.

That's a good point, you may be right.

Whether it's "never" that simple, I dunno. We all take some steps towards personal progress, fulfillment, and happiness (not cosmetic procedures, just daily decisions)...so despite ten cosmetic procedures being unusual and bold, they can seem perfectly rational when listed and/or explained. "I didn't like being seen this way, I touched it up. This made me feel uncomfortable, I got it fixed. I always wanted these to be this size, and I can do that now." Etc.

I can totally see how someone with the means of doing so would view cosmetic technology on the level of viability that we might view, say, having our hair done or teeth fixed or nose repaired or whatever. Problems and solutions, end result being a prouder and happier person.

Again though, as you said, is it likely to be that simple, instead of there being a larger issue at hand that'll never go away? Tough to say. Me, myself, of course I applaud the end results - there's always room for more beauty to witness and appreciate on Earth. But as a person who knows virtually nothing about her, I hope she's satisfied and happy with it.

 

[HoTHiTTeR]

pulled from perez

this is her now, AFTER 10 procedures

Isnt that faith hill? :|

 

[Papa]

Whatever it takes to get her in a porno.

 

[legend166]

WHy am I not surprised Toy Soldier defends this? He likes fake, manufactured music, so it makes sense he likes fake, manufactured women.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

Isnt that faith hill? :|

Holy shit! I can't unsee it anymore.