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Heidi Montag (of Spencer/Heidi fame) says her new album is as good as Thriller.

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SaintZ

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JaCy said:
I hope it bombs, just to see how she reacts. :lol
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Probably like this...

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I really don't mind Heidi because she's just a dumb attention whore but I can't stand her husband, Spencer. He dude is a huge douche.
 
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dralla

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watch out MJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFrkwV5N4i0

they say i'm superficial
some call me a bitch
they just mad cause
i'm sexy, famous and i'm rich
i rock the latest fashion
and i start the latest trends
girls say i'm conceited
but they really wanna be me

so say i'm superficial
cause i got money
they say i'm superficial
but they really don't know me
they say i'm superficial
cause i got money
they say i'm superficial
but they really don't know me
 
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eggandI

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dralla said:
watch out MJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFrkwV5N4i0

they say i'm superficial
some call me a bitch
they just mad cause
i'm sexy, famous and i'm rich
i rock the latest fashion
and i start the latest trends
girls say i'm conceited
but they really wanna be me

so say i'm superficial
cause i got money
they say i'm superficial
but they really don't know me
they say i'm superficial
cause i got money
they say i'm superficial
but they really don't know me
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The depth, reality, appeal, style, substance of these lyrics..


i want this fucking album
 
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Zaphod

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dralla said:
watch out MJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFrkwV5N4i0

they say i'm superficial
some call me a bitch
they just mad cause
i'm sexy, famous and i'm rich
i rock the latest fashion
and i start the latest trends
girls say i'm conceited
but they really wanna be me

so say i'm superficial
cause i got money
they say i'm superficial
but they really don't know me
they say i'm superficial
cause i got money
they say i'm superficial
but they really don't know me
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MJ said:
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your life

They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see

That this is thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!

(I'm gonna thrill ya tonight)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood

I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Thriller night, baby, ooh!

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
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Is that about her? Now I get it.
 
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Patrick Bateman

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dralla said:
watch out MJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFrkwV5N4i0

they say i'm superficial
some call me a bitch
they just mad cause
i'm sexy, famous and i'm rich
i rock the latest fashion
and i start the latest trends
girls say i'm conceited
but they really wanna be me

so say i'm superficial
cause i got money
they say i'm superficial
but they really don't know me
they say i'm superficial
cause i got money
they say i'm superficial
but they really don't know me
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gdt

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Perez Hilton said:
According to Soundscan, Heidi Montag's new album, Superficial, debuted to some interesting numbers.

It sold 658 copies last week!

OUCH!!!!

We love Heidi and her big fun bags but tat is impressive….. impressively BAD!

Considering all the press you got last week, she should have been able to pull off at least 1,000 units!

Not so much!

That's cool! She'll just have to work a little bit harder!

We say…. Heidi needs to go on a gay club tour! The gays will eat it up!
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FUCKING OUCH. Damn, she's indie as fuck.
 
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andycapps

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The crazy thing is it's obvious where part of the money went as she has boobs now. She was flat as a board before. And I don't buy that they spent all their money on that, maybe all her money, that that Spencer kid spent around a million on her ring.
Oh God, I can't believe my wife made me watch that stupid show a couple years ago
 
NYR

NYR

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658??? She really bought that many copies for herself to give to friends and family? What a terrible gift.
 
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Particle Physicist

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andycapps said:
The crazy thing is it's obvious where part of the money went as she has boobs now. She was flat as a board before. And I don't buy that they spent all their money on that, maybe all her money, that that Spencer kid spent around a million on her ring.
Oh God, I can't believe my wife made me watch that stupid show a couple years ago
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Don't they all come from super rich/privileged families?
 
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andycapps

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quadriplegicjon said:
Don't they all come from super rich/privileged families?
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Yeah, pretty sure they're trust-fund kids. He never worked while they were doing that show, and she worked as an intern for some party planning service for rich people company. Then she moved up in the company I think.. So I'm still thinking she was making well under $100k/year. They certainly didn't make all the money that they spent on this cd, that's pretty obvious.
 
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G-Fex

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InaudibleWhispa said:
Jesus, it's not just his eyes. Just look at the size of his face compared to his head. It's tiny. His face is being enveloped by head.
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That's the problem.
 
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Alphahawk

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Wasn't this the chick that put out a music video made by her boyfriend a couple years ago that was pretty much panned by everybody as the worst music video ever made? :lol Does anyone even know what I'm talking about?
 
NYR

NYR

Member
Just checked Twitter and she is claiming the album is "doing great" on iTunes...suuuuure.

Does iTunes release sales data?
 
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andycapps

Member
NYR said:
Just checked Twitter and she is claiming the album is "doing great" on iTunes...suuuuure.

Does iTunes release sales data?
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Pretty sure that Soundscan puts all of it's tracking in one "digital download" type category. They don't break it down by Itunes, Zune, or Amazon, AFAIK. But to her, Itunes=MP3's I'd imagine. :lol
 
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TylerD

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°°ToMmY°° said:
thread needs more tits.

heidi-montag-pink-bikini.jpg
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These tits don't exist anymore.

After her latest augmentation she is a DDD/F. She wanted H's for Heidi but thought that would be "a little too much." :lol What a pathetic person.
 
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daycru

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She was so beautiful on The Hills. A worthless human being but I couldn't deny she was stunning. Now she's nothing.
 
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