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botty · Oct 2, 2014

So... Nick Jonas is releasing an album soon—check out his new single here—and is doing some shots for Flaunt magazine. I guess the purity ring is off cause he seems to be erecting a new image for himself.

Inject me with insulin if old.

ppor said:
For the curious (NSFW)

http://www.justjared.com/photo-gall...is-underwear-for-flaunt-magazine-01/fullsize/
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gall...is-underwear-for-flaunt-magazine-02/fullsize/
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gall...is-underwear-for-flaunt-magazine-03/fullsize/
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gall...is-underwear-for-flaunt-magazine-04/fullsize/

Salsa · Oct 2, 2014

pretty sure this is marky mark

Prologue · Oct 2, 2014

the fuc......

WhereAreMahDragonz · Oct 2, 2014

moggio · Oct 2, 2014

Music is terrible, but he can spaff on my tits any time he likes.

Xcellere · Oct 2, 2014

Paging Escape Goat...

Mr.Awesome · Oct 2, 2014

What the fuck

InfiniteBento · Oct 2, 2014

The smirking while holding a fistful of dick makes me laugh so much.

He looks ridiculous.

Currygan · Oct 2, 2014

so the point seems to be touching balls

Courage · Oct 2, 2014

Lamel · Oct 2, 2014

Why is he grabbing underwear filled with socks?

Edit: It looks like a homogeneous orb.

braves01 · Oct 2, 2014

I think I have that same kind of underwear.

Salsa · Oct 2, 2014

InfiniteBento said:
The smirking while holding a fistful of dick makes me laugh so much.

He looks ridiculous.

hey its ok horse aint lookin

lazygecko · Oct 2, 2014

Is he getting a Sega CD FMV game too?

FunkyPajamas · Oct 2, 2014

SalsaShark said:
pretty sure this is marky mark

Mark was actually strong

AyaisMUsikWhore · Oct 2, 2014

I don't do this alot but.....

theechrisfox · Oct 2, 2014

The dude is stuffing. He's gotta be.

Tagyhag · Oct 2, 2014

He can't pull off Marky Mark.

Bilix · Oct 2, 2014

theechrisfox said:
The dude is stuffing. He's gotta be.

Seriously. That's some buldge!

Currygan · Oct 2, 2014

theechrisfox said:
The dude is stuffing. He's gotta be.

stuff it like Beckham?

Salsa · Oct 2, 2014

that looks like a normal dick to me

maybe with like a semi

ronito · Oct 2, 2014

SalsaShark said:
that looks like a normal dick to me

maybe with like a semi

size queen.

twobear · Oct 2, 2014

Courage · Oct 2, 2014

SalsaShark said:
that looks like a normal dick to me

maybe with like a semi

Yeah, looks around 7-8"? Around the average size tbh.

Josh with a J · Oct 2, 2014

He needs to return to South Park to shoot more people with his white foam.

Escape Goat · Oct 2, 2014

Xcellere said:
Paging Escape Goat...

Not anything special going on here.

InfiniteBento · Oct 2, 2014

SalsaShark said:
that looks like a normal dick to me

maybe with like a semi

Semi I can see. Flaccid though? Nah.

It looks too.....round and bulbous.

braves01 · Oct 2, 2014

Courage said:
Yeah, looks around 7-8"? Around the average size tbh.

I'm biting the bait.

EloquentM · Oct 2, 2014

Courage said:
Yeah, looks around 7-8"? Around the average size tbh.

Lol that's not average....oh

Magilla · Oct 2, 2014

braves01 said:
I'm biting the bait.

Don't worry. I'm sure he meant flaccid.

jorgeton · Oct 2, 2014

Um. Wow.

How do I pre-order him at Gamestop?

BattleMedic · Oct 2, 2014

Lol that bulge is so fake

Salsa · Oct 2, 2014

my bulge totally looks like that

let me have this guys im having a moment

Josh with a J · Oct 2, 2014

InfiniteBento said:
Semi I can see. Flaccid though? Nah.

It looks too.....round and bulbous.

Mumps?

twobear · Oct 2, 2014

i don't see what's so fake about the bulge, seems pretty normal?

backslashbunny said:
I feel like this photoshoot was directed by a person that has a really unique idea of what "sexy" means.

Neither an enormous bulge, nor a gratuitous CROTCH GRABS, is attractive. Please.

it's absolutely hot as hell what are you talking about though

Superflat · Oct 2, 2014

He looks so awkward in those shots. What's with the way he's standing, like he's standing in front of a urinal. The jeans wrapped around his knees is also weird. The backwards cap makes it a direct reference to Marky Mark, but man does he bungle that up.

The black and white Flaunt piece is the only decent photo.

SugarDaddy · Oct 2, 2014

FunkyPajamas said:
Mark was actually strong

all's it looks like nick did was work his shoulders and arms but i'm not hating he's achieved the the idealized 'sexy' look in America, he's nowhere near marky mark level tho

CDX · Oct 2, 2014

Seems he's trying for the early '90s Marky Mark look.

lazygecko said:
Is he getting a Sega CD FMV game too?

I was actually given that game for free with purchase of one of my other Sega CD games. They seemed to have a bunch of them unsold. I only played it once.

FZZ · Oct 2, 2014

Does he have football shaped nuts? Shit is way too wide.

Edit: It's more like a sphere. I've been staring at his nuts too long. Peace GAF.

Escape Goat · Oct 2, 2014

FZZpure said:
Does he have football shaped nuts? Shit is way too wide.

I think he put his dick in an oven mitt.

Seesaw15 · Oct 2, 2014

He's wearing a promise c-ring so none of the blood can escape.

Salsa · Oct 2, 2014

I mean the boxers on the first pic are not the same than in the others, first one seems a lot thicker, and like that with that cup-like shape

.. why am I getting into this

botty · Oct 2, 2014

backslashbunny said:
I feel like this photoshoot was directed by a person that has a really unique idea of what "sexy" means.

Neither an enormous bulge, nor a gratuitous CROTCH GRABS, is attractive. Please.

Wishlist: huge shoulders, ripped arms, and a sexy expression. When I see this dude's facial expressions, I get the "dipshit asshole" read. Maybe I'm being unfair though, and it's resting-bitch-face-syndrome, but for dudes?

*edit: Or maybe I am the one with a really unique idea of "sexy." That could also be true.

No, no... this is definitely considered "sexy" to a bunch of people.

braves01 · Oct 2, 2014

I like how the photographer kept the jeans in the photos to cover his puny calves.

Gordon Shumway · Oct 2, 2014

CDX said:
Seems he's trying for the early '90s Marky Mark look.

I was actually given that game for free with purchase of one of my other Sega CD games. They seemed to have a funky bunch of them unsold. I only played it once.

It needed to be done..

hey_it's_that_dog · Oct 2, 2014

It looks like he works out pretty hard, it's too bad about his pecs.

FunkyPajamas · Oct 2, 2014

eh, I've seen bigger.

T.O.P · Oct 2, 2014

Saw this earlier

HylianTom · Oct 2, 2014

No shots from behind, eh? What a shame..

And he's either sleepy or high on something. :/

Always-honest · Oct 2, 2014

He found his socks!

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